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Happily Ever After (Michaelmas, 2013)


  • Rebekah - Lisa “How many people do you know with wings?” Wehden
  • Maya - Brigitte “Let's go raiding!” Stenhouse (Somerville)
  • Josephine - Ivy “I just want a friend” Jestrovic
  • Mother - Adrian “I like a man who's a bit mysterious” Clayton (Hertford (Graduated))
  • Evil - Connor “You only live to serve me” Warden (St Edmund Hall)
  • Stench - Ben “having an awful time” Below (Worcester)
  • Prince Terrence - Benjamin “Umm…?” Kybett (Magdalen)
  • The Doctor - Perry “Don't point it at the sun…” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
  • Topaz - Asha “…or it'll explode!” Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose)
  • Backwards Man - Rob “Walk This Way” Collins
  • Fairy Godmother - Ellie “still bright” Armstrong

The Four Tea Thieves (Four Tea Thieves!)

  • Earl Grey - Emma “Ohh, so that's what teabagging means!” New (St Hildas)
  • Dar Jeeling - Ed “Let's go adventuring!” Shaw (Worcester)
  • Roy Boss - Joe “more of a coffee person” Hermaszewski (Oriel)
  • Cam O'Miles - Ashley “Not paid to be a childminder” Cooper


  • Fae - Jessica “Eat fairy dust!” Law (St.Anne's)
  • Primrose - Elena “But I like the sparkles!” Harty (Magdalen)
  • Tulip - Judith “sarcastically” Moore (Balliol)
  • Violet - Sophie “ass-kicking” Ward


  • Woodward - Anahita “certain death” Hoose
  • Hollyhart - Rachel “[offended squeak]” Hughes
  • Rosethorn - “I always tell the truth!”

Wise Men

  • Kaspar - Diran ““some kid” Bodossian (Balliol)
  • Melchior - Abigail “one ring to rule them all” Stocker
  • Balthazar - Emma “just a little late” Slattery (Merton)


  • Ibaad “Scumbag” Aleem
  • Ben “Stabber” Carey
  • Robert “Stinkweed” Collins
  • Abigal “Squid Face” Stocker
  • Diran “Your MUM'S a strange name!” Bodossian (Balliol)



  • Director - Emma “Most evil of evil beings” Slattery (Merton)
  • Director - Ellie “Creator of all that is foul” Armstrong
  • Producer - Diran ”[Evil laugh]“ Bodossian (Balliol)
  • Musical Director - Asha “They sound like they're having an awful time!” Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose)
  • Stage Manager - Richard “Why am I holding a banana?” Owen (Ex-Lincoln)
  • Writer - Elena “Who's telling this story?” Harty (Magdalen)


All songs arranged by Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best Bad Guy/VillainConnor Warden (St Edmund Hall) for Evil
Best Double Act/CoupleConnor Warden (St Edmund Hall) and Ben Below (Worcester) for Evil and Stench
Best Directing TeamEllie Armstrong and Emma Slattery (Merton)
Best Costumethe dragon
Best cock-up during a performanceConnor Warden (St Edmund Hall) for Making a child cry with his first word
The ” Don't Shoot the Children in the Face“ Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student showJudith Moore (Balliol) for Rebekah

Flosscars Nominations

Best Hero Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for The Prince
Lisa Wehden for Rebekah
Best HeroineIvy Mestrovic for Josie
Brigitte Stenhouse (Somerville) for Maya
Lisa Wehden for Rebekah
Best Double Act/Couple Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for The Doctor and Topaz
Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) for Mother
Best Writer Elena Harty (Magdalen)
Best Song Judith Moore (Balliol) and Sophie Ward for Step by Step
Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Happy Ever After After All
Best CostumePrimrose
Best PropThe Dragon
Best cock-up during a performance Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Coming on stage, realising it wasn't her scene, coming off stage again
the set falling down
Best Ad Lib Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Various terrified noises during the dragon scene
Best Worst Line-learner Joe Hermaszewski (Oriel) and Ben Below (Worcester) for Rod and Baits
The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act Connor Warden (St Edmund Hall) for Evil
Ben Below (Worcester) for Stench
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