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007:The Musical (Hilary, 2014)


  • James Bond (007) - Tim “Just roll down my trousers” Ledsam (Hertford)
  • Eva Likova - Asha “always around for pleasure” Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose)
  • John (009) - Benjamin “LOOK! EAGLES!” Kybett (Magdalen)
  • Xenia Oddfeld - Emma “why is nobody putting on the kettle?!” New (St Hildas)
  • M - Beth “slightly larger hat” Mabbutt (LMH)
  • Q - Ben “highly specialised operations” Below (Worcester)
  • Moneypenny - Alice “really quite silly” McAndrew
  • Hogan - Rebecca “an abomination” Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
  • Helena - Brigitte “flam-powered laser throwers”Stenhouse (Somerville)
  • Helga - Steph “in da hood” Crampin
  • Helga (Friday) - Holly “is there a rule for that?” Morgan (Mansfield)
  • Hatty - Jessica “what’s going on?” Law (St.Anne's)
  • #1 - Luke “do take note” Cozens (LMH)
  • #2 - Leila “additional vehicles” Al-Izzi
  • #3 - Klara “on top of things” Janiec
  • #4 - Ellie “de dum” Armstrong
  • #5 - Ashley “trained by evil ninjas” Cooper
  • #6 - Ben “but I don’t have any lines” Carey
  • #7 - Ed “because I have a penis” Shaw (Worcester)
  • Agent 0010 - James “you mean my penis?” Marsden (Corpus)
  • Agent 008 - Lyman “nectar of his pomegranates” Gamberton (Brasenose)
  • Agent 0013 - Soraya “but that’s a chair” Liu
  • Agent 001101001 - Elena “either way you’ve lost” Harty (Magdalen)
  • Simon - Ed “because I have a penis” Shaw (Worcester)
  • Susan - Anna “remarkably gloopy” Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
  • Sam - Leila “tied up and helpless” Al-Izzi
  • Sarah - Ivy “only so many mutations” Mestrovic
  • Sarah (Friday) - Ashley “trained by evil ninjas” Cooper
  • Serena - Efi “lack of sleep” Gauthier (St Hugh's)
  • Sabrina - Morgan “what happened next?” Wilkinson (Hertford)
  • Auctioneer - Morgan “what on Earth was that?” Wilkinson (Hertford)
  • Auctioneer's Assistant - Soraya “but that’s a chair” Liu
  • Will - James “Sex on the Beach” Marsden (Corpus)
  • Tiffany Chantilly - Anna “it’s….blue” Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
  • Felicia Ryder - Ivy “only so many mutations” Mestrovic
  • Felicia Ryder (Friday) - Brigitte “flame-powered laser throwers” Stenhouse (Somerville)
  • Bernard Chesterton III - Peter “magic suit” Shepherd
  • Ophelia - Efi “lack of sleep” Gauthier (St Hugh's)
  • Albert T Asparagus - Samuel “rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb” Hilton (Queen's)
  • Auction Attendee 1 - Lyman “nectar of the pomegranates” Gamberton (Brasenose)
  • Auction Attendee 2 - Alice “really quite silly” McAndrew
  • Singer - Judith “like Darth Vader but sexier” Moore (Balliol)


Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best Hero Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for 009
Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
Most Spurious Accent Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
Best Writer Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
Best Song Emma New (St Hildas) for It's all about the tea
Best Ad Lib Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) for “Remember what happened LAST time we did Science to my hair?”
Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for]] (on realising the costumes didn't fit the script) “You can see they're wearing blue radiation gloves under their normal gloves”
Best Quote (during a show) Brigitte Stenhouse (Somerville) for “… And explody bits in our explody things!”
Best Worst Line-learner Ed Shaw (Worcester) for Simon the Scientist
The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act Luke Cozens (LMH) for Number One

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroTim Ledsam (Hertford) for James Bond
Ben Below (Worcester) for Q
Best HeroineAsha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Eva Likova
Beth Mabbutt (LMH) for M
Best Bad Guy/VillainEmma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
Luke Cozens (LMH) for Number One
Best Double Act/CoupleTim Ledsam (Hertford) and Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for 007 and 009
Best Directing TeamHolly Morgan (Mansfield) and Judith Moore (Balliol)
Best SongPerry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Number One Criminal Agency
Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Living the High Life
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Lust Thing
Ben Below (Worcester) for The Q Division Way
Best CostumeEva Likova's Blue Sparkly Dress of Sparkles
Oddfeld (in disguise)
Best PropMr Bombadier
the Prototype Teapot of Destiny
Best cock-up during a performanceBen Below (Worcester) for With a little bit of leather and a blehblehasjsfdjhfgjkf I've been drinking.
Best Ad LibThe scientists for their dance
Asha's brother for moving the tea boxes off stage when they fell in the way of the action
Best Quote (during a show) James Marsden (Corpus) for “Oh, you mean my PENIS?”
Emma New (St Hildas) for The Oddfeld / Blowjob lines…
Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for “Oooof course you do.”
The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to actEmma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
The “ Don't Shoot the Children in the Face” Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student showJessica Law (St.Anne's)
The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyMorgan Wilkinson (Hertford) for Filling in for multiple roles
Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Stepping in to play Hogan at the last minute
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