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Channel Hoppers (Hilary, 2020)

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Ellie Atkins doesn’t watch TV and hasn’t seen a film since she was 10 so getting thrown in a bunch of Fictional Worlds isn’t exactly her idea of fun. From Wizards to Jedi, Time Travellers to Princesses and the Network Producer that wants to take them all off the air, Ellie could think of better ways to catch up on Pop Culture.

Cast

Our Heroes

  • Ellie Atkins - Olivia ”corpse hamster” Oldham
  • Alfie Atkins - Fen ”Sean! They’re being mean!” Brunt ((Mansfield)
  • Micah Lewis - Ed ”masculine walk” Tansley (St Anne’s)
  • Hannah South - Velina ”I know what a switch is” Robinson (Mansfield)

Our Villains

  • Kenneth Morbett - Charlie ”I love your knees” Gill (Green Templeton)
  • Marge Lowe - Bethan ”can I abuse Tom?” Chalmers (St Hilda’s)
  • Tina Hye - Tom ”Best Couple or bust” Vallely (Somerville)
  • Voldemort - Fen ”I can’t whisper that loudly” Brunt (Mansfield)
  • Gaston - Albert ”Did somebody call for a hero?” Prats (St Peter’s)

Princesses

  • Snow White - Madeleine ”Good Northern accent for a Northerner” Horton
  • Cinderella - Em ”medium whoop” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Sleeping Beauty - Maddie ”isolated and northern” Hall (Oriel)

Doctors Who

  • Doctor #9 - Jack ”Weasley-Eccleston Blood Feud” Slater (Teddy Hall)
  • Doctor #10 - Maddie ”allons-y” Hall (Oriel)
  • Doctor #11 - Branoc ”Still not ginger” Richards (Magdalen)
  • Doctor #12 - Bethan ”betraying my countrymen” Chalmers (St Hilda’s)
  • Doctor #13 - Em ”in loving memory of Ekin” Fawcett (Wadham)

Wizards

  • Harry Potter - Will ”be a frog” Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
  • Ron Weasley - Jack ”Finally ginger” Slater(Teddy Hall)
  • Hermione Granger - Ana ”needs a time turner” Pagu (Linacre)

Westerosi

  • Sean Bean - Tom ”I ❤ 59 Cornmarket St” Vallely (Somerville)
  • Daenerys Targaryen - Ana ”anger management issues” Pagu (Linacre)
  • Jon Snow - Charlie ”I’ve lost mah queen” Gill

Continuity Announcers

Crew

  • Director - Will ”A little bit evil” Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
  • Assistant Director
  • Producer - Ana ”What do you mean, there's no budget“ Pagu (Linacre)
  • Writer - Lily ”Three-Week Stress Haze” Miles (St John’s Cambridge)
  • Musical Director - Jack ”Saved the Day” Wilson
  • Stage Manager - Branoc ”Kybett levels of paranoia” Richards (Magdalen)
  • Assistant Stage Manager - Em ”surprisingly flammable” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Marketing Manager - Lily ”Who needs Photoshop?” Miles (St John’s Cambridge)
  • Production Assistant - George ”Let there be light!” Sutherland (Merton)

Songs

All Songs Arranged by Jack Wilson

  • All the Things You’ve Missed - Tegan ”Too Evil?” Gears (Teddy Hall)
  • Only Documentaries on TV - Tegan ”Too Sympathetic?” Gears (Teddy Hall)
  • Happily Ever After Had Better Hurry Up - Markus ”That guy’s still alive?” Beeken (Brasenose)
  • Make A Witch Out of You - Lily ”Got to love a parody” Miles (St John’s Cambridge)
  • We’re All Just Stories in the End - Em ”[redacted]” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • We’re All Just Stories (reprise) - Em ”[redacted (reprise)]” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Epic Fight Music - Lily ”My apologies to all” Miles (St John’s Cambridge)
  • Final Song - Lily ”You couldn’t get rid of me” Miles (St John’s Cambridge)

Script and Programme

channel_hoppers_script.pdf
channel_hoppers_programme.pdf

Flosscars Wins

Best Heroic CharacterEllie Atkins - Olivia Oldham
Best Morally Ambiguous CharacterJon Snow - Charlie Gill
Best Group/Double ActThe Princesses - Maddie Hall (Oriel); Madeleine Horton; Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Best CoupleMarge and Tina - Bethan Chalmers (St Hilda’s) and Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Best Script Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge)
Best Marketing Campaign Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge)
Best SongEpic Fight Music - Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge); Arranged by Jack Wilson
Best Performance of a SongOnly Stories in the End - Olivia Oldham
Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal Jack Slater (Teddy Hall) for Literally Running Around in Circles Until He fell Unconscious
Best Ad-Lib“Hiya Starks” and Sean Bean's Panto Routine - Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Best Audience Participation/Heckle Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) for “I Ship it” When Kenneth and Voldermort are Staring Each Other Down
Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge) for Shaking Jack/Ron's Hand for the Whole Show Being Bad Fanfiction
Best Quote from a Script“But if we are not dramatic, then we will not die?” - Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge); Tom Vallely (Somerville)
“Google Rule 34… And close your eyes” - Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge); Velina Robinson (Mansfield)
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act Tom Vallely (Somerville) for Tina Hye and Sean Bean

Flosscars Nominations

Best Heroic CharacterAlfie Atkins - Fen Brunt (Mansfield)
Micah Lewis - Ed Tansley (St Anne’s)
Hannah South - Velina Robinson (Mansfield)
Sean Bean - Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Best Villainous CharacterKenneth Morbett - Charlie Gill
Gaston - Albert Prats (St Peter’s)
Best Morally Ambiguous CharacterTina Hye - Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Voice From Off - Charlie Howley (LMH)
Best Group/Double ActThe Doctors - Jack Slater (Teddy Hall); Maddie Hall (Oriel); Branoc Richards (Magdalen); Bethan Chalmers (St Hilda’s); Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Marge and Tina - Bethan Chalmers (St Hilda’s) and Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Sean Bean and Alfie - Tom Vallely (Somerville) and Fen Brunt (Mansfield)
Best CoupleJon and Daenerys - Charlie Gill and Ana Pagu (Linacre)
Micah and the Princesses - Ed Tansley (St Anne’s); Maddie Hall (Oriel); Madeleine Horton; Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Best Spurious AccentJon Snoooooow - Charlie Gill
Alfie Atkins - Fen Brunt (Mansfield)
Sean Bean - Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Tina Hye - Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Eleventh Doctor Impersonating Jon Snow - Branoc Richards (Magdalen)
The Entire Cast of Channel Hoppers
Best Directing Team Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall); Albert Prats (St Peter’s); Charlie Howley (LMH)
Best SongOnly Stories in the End - Em Fawcett (Wadham); Arranged by Jack Wilson
Only Documentaries on TV - Tegan Gears (Teddy Hall)
Channel Hoppers Final Song - Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge); Arranged by Jack Wilson
Best Performance of a SongOnly Documentaries on TV - Charlie Gill
Be a Witch - Ana Pagu (Linacre)
Best CostumeDaenerys Targaryen - Ana Pagu (Linacre); Made by Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Jon Snow - Charlie Gill
Sean Bean - Tom Vallely (Somerville)
The Princesses - Maddie Hall (Oriel); Madeleine Horton; Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Best Worst PropTina's 'Evil Tool' - Tom Vallely (Somerville) and Velina Robinson (Mansfield)
Ron's Jumper
10th Doctor's Wrong Sonic Screwdriver - Branoc Richards (Magdalen)
Jon Snow's Wig - Charlie Howley (LMH)
Best Best PropChannel Hoppers' Remotes - Fen Brunt (Mansfield)
Riley the Dragon - Fen Brunt (Mansfield)
Sonic Screwdrivers - Branoc Richards (Magdalen)
Jon Snow's Wig - Charlie Howley (LMH)
Sean Bean's Massive Sword – Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton)
Best Cock-Up During a PerformanceThe Sound Machine Not Going Boom at the Right Time
Tom Vallely (Somerville) for Unintentionally Putting His Shirt on Backwards as Tina
Riley the Dragon Not Being on Stage on Opening Night
Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a RehearsalHermione's Wand Being Forgotten in the Final Scene
Bethan Chalmers (St Hilda’s) for Tapping the Remote Four Times and Dooming Us All
Ana Pagu (Linacre) for 'Where's Ma Queen?'
Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for Moving the Accio Pen
Best Ad-Lib“What's a Switch?” “Well it's a Person Who Enjoys Both…” - Velina Robinson (Mansfield); Jack Slater (Teddy Hall)
Throwing His Wallet Instead of the Missing Accio Pen - Jack Wilson
“We've Been Travelling So Long I Lost My Jumper on the Way” and “We've Been Standing Here So Long My Jumper Grew Back On!” - Jack Slater (Teddy Hall)
Best Audience Participation/Heckle“I Love Riley”
“Why Couldn't You All Sing This Well in the Play?” - Jack Wilson at the Channel Hoppers Cast Party
The Cheering for “Stealing is a Crime”
The Hiya Sean Panto Routine
Audience's Chanting of 'SEAN SEAN SEAN' to Help Him Fix the Universe
Best Quote from a Script“Well, not shoes, really… Feet.” - Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge); Em Fawcett (Wadham)
“Dobby was bisexual” - Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge); Charlie Gill
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to ActOlivia Oldham for Ellie Atkins
Charlie Gill for Kenneth Morbett
Maddie Hall (Oriel) for the Tenth Doctor and Aurora
The ‘Beyond the Call of Duty’ Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty Lily Miles (St John’s Cambridge) for Doing the Marketing for Channel Hoppers from a Different City
Jack Wilson for (to quote Branoc) 'Massaging the Songs into Something Singable' Having Only Been Asked to Play Piano
Charlie Howley (LMH) and Elsa Kienberger (Pacific Lutheran Univeristy) for Filming Channel Hoppers
shows/channel_hoppers.txt · Last modified: 2021/03/08 16:15 by lily

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