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Jack and the Beanstalk (Michaelmas, 2004)


Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best heroTom for Paddy
Best ad-libMark Roberts for Moving spotlight gag
Best prop/piece of sceneryThe trees we stole from tom's garden and the comedy postbox
Best songthe kingdom is in rack and ruin (duh dum duh dum dum duh!)
Best fuck upGemunu Cooray (Exeter) for “I'm finish so I will go first”
Best corpseHelen and Kat for the Marge and Tina song

Flosscars Nominations

Best heroLaurie Penny (Wadham) for Jack
Best heroineLouise Sherlock (St John's) for Princess Tamara
Sal for Anna Key
Best villainHarry Ullman (Wadham) and Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for the Giant
The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to actSophie for Queen
Best ad-libKit for oh, look, my comedy shrub has become a post-box“
C Howdle (Wadham) and Rose for making use of the duplicate prop “Not ze portrait of Marie Antoinette. Hand it over. And ze other one….”
Best duo/trioDuncan Coutts (Worcester) and Harry Ullman (Wadham) for the Giant
Kit, C Howdle (Wadham) and Rose for Claude/Claudette/Marianne
Katherine and Helen for Marge and Tina
The 'beyond the call of duty award'Tom and Dom Mattos (STB) for the slosh scene
Best quoteKatherine for “Well the problem is we're just not going to have enough hoes!”
Best prop/piece of sceneryThe beanstalk!!
Best line learnerTom for being line perfect by about 4th week
Best costumeGiant costume
Best songMarge and Tina
It'll all end in divorce
Best dodgy French (non Tom) accentKit
Rose and C Howdle (Wadham) for actually having real French accents
Best Tom accentTom for Paddy
Best fuck upTom for “Flora!” when laurie said “it's daisy…the cow!”
Rabbit in the slosh scene
Best performance at a cast partyDom Mattos (STB) for Being in black tie and very pissed
Laurie Penny (Wadham)
Best corpseHarry Ullman (Wadham) for when Duncan was made to drink pure alcohol and almost dropped him
Best caricature of oneselfSally for Anna Key
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