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Cross dressing. Princesses. Puns. Jokes in poor taste. Kidnappers. Lamps. Dancing girls. Genies. Princes. Flying carpets. Rodents. What more could you want?

• Aladdin - Andrea “Those round, firm young buttocks” Watts
• Genie G - Rakesh “I don't think the master-genie relationship stretches that far.” Bungar
• Washerwoman - Dom “I'd like to tell you a story” Mattos (STB)

• King Size - Miles “Marvellous! Then it's time for drinks.” Gould
• Queen Bea - Elizabeth “Nervous of all those young, strong lithe men?” Baldwin (Wadham)
• Princess Leia - Helen “And the Princess, fair and kind is she” Pritchard

• Evil Kidnappers - Tom Hart and Julia Short

• King Ivor - Franco “Mwahahahah!” Woolfe
• Queen Anita - Rose “Who's been munching my carpet?” Stanley (Balliol)
• Prince Mustafa - C “Who'd want to marry Mustafa?” Howdle (Wadham)
• Granny - noga zivan (Wadham)

• Corporal Punishment - Christopher “Allow me to introduce my Privates to you.” Nairne
• Private Function - Ruth “I like picking flowers!” Weyman
• Private Parts - Harry “Sir, I propose a picnic.” Ullman (Wadham)
• Private Tended - Sally “What?!” Close

• Shopkeepers -
  • Lydia Menzies
  • Rhi Mogridge
• Policemen -
  • Craig Walsh
  • Lisa Maule
• Lord Buckingham - Duncan “It's me! Hurrah!” Coutts (Worcester)
• Lord London Paddington - Craig “To beg the Princess' hand.” Walsh
• Carpet Seller - Lisa “Sign here, and here, and here, and here” Maule
• Jean-Pierre - Lucy “Scampering beneath ze blood red 'orror” Stone

• Written by - Lydia Menzies and Catherine Mercuria
• Directed by - Lydia Menzies
• Produced by - Andrea Watts
• Techie stuff - Mark Roberts and Gordon Nimmo-Smith

• Spurious Rodent Song Words - Lydia Menzies
• Senseless Immoral Song Words - Lydia Menzies
• Senseless Immoral Song Music - Lydia Menzies and Mike Hallard (Queen's)
• Keyboard - Mike Hallard (Queen's)