First | Previous | Next | Latest

Meddling kids, a haunted house, a murderous monster and a monster murderer… plots and schemes come to light when Halloween falls on Friday the 13th, but with a troupe of hardy paranormal investigators to hand, what could possibly go wrong? Turns out, the answer is a lot!
OULES is proud to present The Haunted House of Haunting Horrors, a new comedy musical about ghosts, ghouls… and garlic bread.

• Chris - Em “Chaos is the system” Fawcett (Wadham)
• Alf - Ed “I'm not scared” Tansley (St Anne's)
• Kim - Tom *Tips Fedora* Vallely (Somerville)
• Jo - Elsa “It's your line!” Kienberger (Pacific Lutheran University)
• Celeste - Rebecca “I'm dead offended” Barton (Regent's Park)
• Danny - Jack “Danny sucks” Slater (St Edmund Hall)

• Vic - Bethan *Avenger's theme song* Chalmers (St Hilda's)
• Sam - Samanwita “Constant existential crisis” Sen (Oriel)
• Alex - Fen “Shut up Vic” Brunt (Mansfield)
• Jean - Chloe “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH” Pavey

• Mallory - Absana *There in spirit* Rutherford
• Mallory Understudy - Valeriia “Unbridled ecstasy” Gladkova (Merton)
• Shadow (Shade) - Chris “I bought a new scarf for this” Davies
• Shade (Shadow) - Albert “I am Shadow, that's Shade!!!” Prats (St Peter's)

• Charlie - Charlie “No acting required” Howley (LMH)
• Margaret - Velina “I'm not getting blood on this dress” Robinson (Mansfield)
• Harold - George “Quick! While Velina's not looking” Tall (St Edmund Hall)
• Brody - Zain “The humour is masking my anxiety” Iqbal
• Tony - Fen “Box step til you die” Brunt (Mansfield)

• Dracula - Matilda “Bram Stoker didn't make it gay enough” Tempest (Mansfield)
• Laurent - Jack “So does Laurent” Slater (St Edmund Hall)
• Gerald - Erin “What character am I actually playing again?” English (Wadham)

• Rogue Reaper - Ekin“If dead parents are cocaine lines then sniff sniff” Pehlivan
• Pizza Man - Joseph “Nope” Rcym
• Keith - Chris “Ominous cackling” Davies
• Disposable Citizen - Em “WHAT IN EVERLOVING GOD IS THIS SONG” Fawcett (Wadham)

• Director - Velina “The system is chaos” Robinson (Mansfield)
• Assistant Directors -
  • Valeriia “CULES weren't at fresher's fair” Gladkova (Merton)
  • Georgia “So it's not a sex joke?” Watkins (St Hilda's)
• Producer - Matilda “Delegator in chief” Tempest (Mansfield)
• Assistant Producer - George “Words” Sutherland
• Stage Manager - Em “Ekin, buy more milk” Fawcett (Wadham)
• Assistant SM - Ekin “Em, you need anything from the shops?” Pehlivan
• Musical Director - Rebecca “This is fine” Barton (Regent's Park)
• Assistant MD - Perry “34 and done” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
• Writers -
  • Em “The true horror is my writing” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Ekin “Chubby lizard basking in the sun” Pehlivan

Arrangements by Perry “34 and done” Hartland-Asbury

• Ghost Grabber's Theme Song - Em “Back in the main room sheet-man” Fawcett (Wadham)
• Ghosts Need Therapy - Erin “I, too, need therapy” English (Wadham)
• The Mallory Way - Tegan “So much more fun this way” Gears (Teddy Hall)
• Angst Off - Em “I've run out of programme quotes” Fawcett (Wadham)
• Spooked But Strong - Rebecca “I did this instead of learning lines” Barton (Regent's Park)
• Exorcism Song - Em “But not in the sex way” Fawcett (Wadham)
• The Final Song - Rebecca “Transitions are overrated” Barton (Regent's Park)

the-haunting-house-of-haunting-horrors-oules1.3.pdf