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Term | Show | Part/Role |
Hilary 2008 | A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Rome | Priam |
Michaelmas 2008 | Beauty and the Beast | Mr Flay-Starling Directors and Cat Herders |
Hilary 2009 | Robin Hood: Merrymen-T, Maidens and Madness | Script and Music |
Hilary 2009 | Indiana Jones and the Pantomime Horse | Emphysema |
Trinity 2009 | Lasagne! The Musical! | Old Crone Director |
Michaelmas 2009 | Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters | The Editor Songs Musical Director Piano |
Hilary 2010 | Villainy! | Professor Kurt Pestilence |
Trinity 2010 | Poirot: A Musical | Parker |
Trinity 2010 | The Last Cow in Nowheresville | Songs by |
Michaelmas 2010 | Peter Pan The Pantomime | Big Chief Written by Assistant Director Songs By Musical Director / At the Piano Producers |
Hilary 2011 | Batman: The Pantomime | Joker Musical Contributions |
Trinity 2011 | Tragedy: A Comedy | Tybalt Musical Director |
Michaelmas 2011 | The Snow Queen | Bae |
Michaelmas 2013 | Happily Ever After | The Doctor All songs arranged by |
Hilary 2014 | 007: The Musical | Script Musical Directors |
Trinity 2014 | Why, Jeeves | Bertie Wooster |
Hilary 2015 | Intrepid! | Musical Director |
Trinity 2015 | Robin Hood | Director Producer |
Michaelmas 2016 | Evil Stepmothers’ Club | Jafar |
Hilary 2017 | It’s All Greek To Me | Hades Musical Director |
Trinity 2017 | A Plaice in the Sun | Andy |
Michaelmas 2017 | Let’s Kill Santa | Narrator Musical Director |
Trinity 2018 | Scones in the Morning | Sergeant Flower |
Michaelmas 2018 | Aladdin | Prince Stephane Writer Musical Director |
Hilary 2021 | Waiting for George-O | Narrator |
The Sensational Story of the Splash
The Haunting House of Haunting Horrors
2008 | •Best portrayal as a member of the opposite sex for Widow Twankey |
2010 | •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for performing while wearing only half a dress and scaring the old ladies (The as yet unnamed sketch show) |
2011 | •Best Bad Guy/Villain for The Joker (Batman: The Pantomime) •Best Special Effect for Tumbleweed (The Last Cow in Nowheresville) |
2012 | •Best Costume for Admiral Lord Flashknob's glittery suit (Piracy!) |
2013 | •Best Directing Team (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)) |
2014 | •Best Writer (007: The Musical) |
2015 | •Best Hero for Bertie Wooster (Why, Jeeves) •Best Double Act/Couple for Jeeves and Wooster (Why, Jeeves) •The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act for Bertie Wooster (Why, Jeeves) |
2016 | •Best Worst Prop for the Tiny Ladder (Fairest of them All) |
2018 | •Best Song for “The Barricade” (Let's Kill Santa) •Best Ad-Lib for the “Look over here” song (Let's Kill Santa) •The Purple Perry Persistent Participation Prize for Lifetime Achievement |
2021 | •Best Quote from a Script for “His father had made his money smuggling goods into Turkey, later changing to Whales, as they were much bigger animals.” (Waiting for George-O) |
2008 | •Beyond the Call of Duty for Dying on stage but continuing to be King Priam without so much as a single pause. •'Ooh, you lovey!' (Person with actual acting talent in a minor part) for Priam |
2010 | •Best Director (Lasagne! The Musical!) •Best Costume for Professor Kurt Pestilence (with Bionic Arm and Crazy Hair) (Villainy!) •Best Special Effect for his death ray sound effect (Villainy!) •Best Worse Line-learner for Professor Kurt Pestilence (Villainy!) •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for the “medieval milkmaids” line (Villainy!) |
2011 | •Best Bad Guy/Villain for Professor Plum (Poirot: A Musical) •The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/Couple for Joker and Harley (Batman: The Pantomime) •Best Directing Team (Peter Pan The Pantomime) •Best Writer (Peter Pan The Pantomime) •Best Song for Locked up Inside Arkham 'til I Die (Batman: The Pantomime) •Best Song for It's good to be evil (Peter Pan The Pantomime) •Best Song for I want to be in Neverland (Peter Pan The Pantomime) •Best Prop for the love song fairy lights in Peter Pan (Peter Pan The Pantomime) •Best Special Effect for Bats during the Bat-rap (Batman: The Pantomime) •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for The onstage destruction of the plot-crunch-o-matic… (The Last Cow in Nowheresville) •Best Quote (during a show) for “So, I've been thinking. Carrier Kittens.” (Peter Pan The Pantomime) •The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act for The Joker (Batman: The Pantomime) •The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty for writing a whole show in a few days |
2012 | •The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/Couple for Pirate Queen and Admiral Lord Flashknob (Piracy!) •Best Directing Team (Tragedy: A Comedy) •Best Song for So Much Fun to be a Shakespeare Zombie (Tragedy: A Comedy) •Best Song for Diplomatic Intercourse (Piracy!) •Best Ad Lib for the boards that were held up during the Don's song (Piracy!) •Best Ad Lib for “No, not the face! NOT THE PENIS!” (Piracy!) •Best Ad Lib for “You mean WINcest!” (Piracy!) •The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act for Admiral Lord Flashknob (Piracy!) |
2013 | •Best Bad Guy/Villain for Pax/Hamases (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things) •The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/Couple for Mr and Mrs Beaver (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!)) •Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex for Mrs Beaver (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!)) •Best Song for My Guinevere (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)) •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for punching Beca in the face (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!)) |
2014 | •Best Double Act/Couple for The Doctor and Topaz (Happily Ever After) •Best Song for Lust Thing (007: The Musical) •Best Song for Happy Ever After After All (Happily Ever After) •Best Song for Number One Criminal Agency (007: The Musical) |
2015 | •Best Song for Final Song (i.e. Jerusalem) (Intrepid!) •Best Song for At the Theatre (Intrepid!) •Best Ad Lib for Confusing Luke with showtunes (Intrepid!) |
2016 | •Best Directing Team (Robin Hood) •Best Song for The Marrying Kind (Robin Hood) •Best Costume for the outlaw hats (Robin Hood) |
2017 | •Best Villain for Hades (It’s All Greek To Me) •Best Villain for Jafar (Evil Stepmothers’ Club) •Best Couple for Hades and Persephone (It’s All Greek To Me) •Best Song for Underworld (It’s All Greek To Me) •Best Song for The Suitors' Song (It’s All Greek To Me) •Best Song for The Evil Inside (Evil Stepmothers’ Club) •Best Song for Lots of Leather and Assless Chaps (Evil Stepmothers’ Club) •Best Audience Participation / Heckle for 'You haven't got a pianist!' 'Darling, if there's one thing I've got…' (It’s All Greek To Me) •The 'Ooh you luvvie' Award for Actually Being Able to Act for Hades (It’s All Greek To Me) |
2018 | •Best Group/ Double Act for Mandy and Andy (A Plaice in the Sun) •Best Song for “Trust in the Barista” (The Sensational Story of the Splash) |
2019 | •Best Script for Aladdin •Best Song for the Genie Song (Aladdin) •Best Song for Skies of Love (Aladdin) •Best Quote from a Script for “I do love the scent of JASMINE in the air” (Aladdin) •Best Quote from a Script for “Filthy Pizza Child” (Aladdin) •Best Quote from a Script for “Where might I find this Genie of the Lamp?” “In a Lamp” (Aladdin) |
2020 | •Best Song for Exorcism Song (The Haunting House of Haunting Horrors) •Best Song for Ghosts Need Therapy (The Haunting House of Haunting Horrors) |