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Rumpelstiltskin (Hilary, 2022)

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Bargaining with Rumpelstiltskin never turns out well, even if it might get you out of the hardest exam of your life! Our hero realises their mistake a little too late – can they still find a way to triumph, or will this fairytale have an unhappy ending?

Cast

The Sams

  • Sam 1 - Andrew “exam anxiety…this is pure method” Raynes (Somerville)
  • Sam 2 - Saul “I'll whip it out” Edward
  • Sam 3 - Aleksandra “do I sound more human?” Matkowska (Keble)
  • Sam 4 - Maya “guess I'll just give it a rub” Greetham

The Emotions

  • Logic - Will “I was distracted by fantastic sex” Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall)
  • Anxiety - Ali “I smell burning in this room here” Witheford (Magdalen)
  • Romance - Grace “hot chocolate leads to sex” Masback (Wadham)

Alex

  • Alex - Lily “awkward silence” Massey (Pembroke)

Rumpelstiltskin

  • Rumpelstiltskin - Charlie “aiming for 60% frog” Gill (Green Templeton)

Bankers

  • Dominic - Ed “ha ha ha” Tansley (St Anne’s)
  • Nigel - Tom “can't crump the rump” Vallely (Somerville)
  • Boris - Freddie “start crying” Houlahan (Balliol)
  • The Boss - Ana “I look like a clown” Pagu (Linacre)

Partygoers

  • Kelsey - Aleksandra “cannot stop the vibes” Matkowska (Keble)
  • Kim - Audrey “the vibes have to stop” Ciancioni

Guides

Tourists

  • Daphne - Myra “I wanted the genie to sell me some tickets” Cruz
  • Velma - Fen “imagine Jesus' tomb” Brunt (Mansfield)

Others

  • Examiner - Charlie “my basement is filled with chaotic gays” Howley (LMH)
  • Model - Myra “you could get closer” Cruz
  • Hot Chocolate Seller - Ekin “hot chocolate seller, I need your strongest hot chocolates” Pehlivan
  • Alex's dad, Dennis - Tom “just as perky as the day we met” Vallely (Somerville)
  • Alex's mum, Morag - Charlie “dominated this scene” Howley (LMH)
  • Jo - Fen “is this Pride and Prejudice” Brunt (Mansfield)
  • Genie - Em “that sounds like the audience's problem” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Stallholder - Ed “something very naughty” Tansley (St Anne’s)
  • Small Child - Ali “if you're ever looking for a small child let me know” Witheford (Magdalen)

Production

  • Directors
    • Jake “this one's productive” Caudwell (Magdalen)
    • Charlie “if you're not sitting in the audience's lap you're doing it wrong” Howley (LMH)
  • Assistant Directors
    • Amy “I don't know if you face was doing what you intended” Hemsworth (Teddy Hall)
    • Jake “I'm going to pick on Grace” Burton
  • Writer - Jake “my apologies” Burton
  • Script Editor - Amy “you're caricatures of people” Hemsworth (Teddy Hall)
  • Musical Directors
  • Producers
    • Charlie “I will channel gremlin” Gill (Green Templeton)
    • Ed “I do think Rumpelstiltskin should dab” Tansley (St Anne’s)
  • Stage Manager - Fen “my pole is vertical” Brunt (Mansfield)
  • Lighting - David “Dave, Dave, the one man rave!” Street
  • Marketing Manager - Elspeth “confident and obnoxious” Rogers (St John’s)
  • Graphic Design - Andrew “requesting entrance” Raynes (Somerville)
  • Ceilidh Coordinators - Alex “seven out of eight isn't bad” Burgar
  • Pianist - Jack “his fingers do magical things” Wilson
  • Guitarist - Ellie “can we get hotpants as stash” Welbourn

Songs

  • Dreams - Mo “romantic kazoo” Weckbecker
  • Something New - Ellie “gonna buy a kid” Welbourn
  • Ode to a Sub Fusc
    • Ali “I hope you're not straight” Witheford (Magdalen)
    • Ellie “maybe you're a red flag” Welcourn
  • Rumpelstilt-song - Ellie “drop dead gorgeous” Welbourn
  • King of the Ring - Jake “rap Genie-us” Burton
  • Lessons That We've Learned

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Flosscars Nominations

shows/rumpelstiltskin.txt · Last modified: 2022/04/12 14:28 by lily