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Waiting for George-O (Hilary, 2021)

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Hello? I think you're on mute!

School's back (online) and a group project battle rages between the red and blue teams, in the greatest conflict ever to take place between primary colours. What actually is the group project? Who is George O? And how does the magic 8-ball (which may or may not be a god, it's a touchy subject) come into it?

The link to this show can be found here


Red Team

  • Izzy - Kay “This is method acting” Barrett (St Hilda's)
  • George - Fen “Child man” Brunt (Mansfield)
  • Cori - Ali “Therapeutic ranting” Witheford (Magdalen)
  • Big Kyle - Tom “okay guys jokes aside… HEEEEEEEHHAHAHAHAH” Vallely (Somerville)
  • Elaine - Ana “Knife goes there” Pagu (Linacre)

Blue Team

  • KJ - Charlie “What's cooler than being cool?” Gill (Green Templeton)
  • Fartacus Tobi “My profile picture is actually a cow” Wedel (Worcester)
  • Spockrates - Em “I think therefore I ban“ Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Jod - Ed “Actually” Tansley (St Anne's)


  • Mrs. Fenkins - Lily “Triangles never surprise me” Miles (Actual Adult)
  • Mrs. Chambers - Bethan “Chambers is derived from Chalmers, you get it? You got it.” Chambers Chalmers (St Hilda's)
  • Mr. Hubbard - Jake “Role of a lifetime” Caudwell (Magdalen)
  • Mr. Gains - Tom “*Frown Intensifies*” Vallely (Somerville)
  • Angus - Rebekka “I don't know but continue” Thur

8-Ball Cult

  • Other Neil - Val “FOR NERRRDER!” Gladkova (Merton)
  • Sharpie Girl - Maya “Give us a sec to draw an 8 on this orange” Walker (St Anne's)
  • Needy Nathan - Charlie “I want to look dishevelled” Howley (LMH)
  • 8-Ball Cult Missionary - Jahnavi “Just listen to the PROPHET” Bhatia

Reject Cult

  • Broken-Colour Daniel - Alice “I have evil laugh anxiety” Hackney (St John's)
  • Sidney - Alex “Accidentally went to Germany” Matkowska (Keble)
  • Mickey - Chloe “Downloading traitor photos” Pavey
  • Lunchables - Velina “I supported child sweatshops” Robinson (Mansfield)


  • Pixel/Python/H T M L - Alex “Which one is which again?” Matkowska (Keble)
  • Olly - Lily “Did I do good sir?” Miles (Actual Adult)
  • Olly’s mum - Will “Just wanted to be involved” Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
  • Richard Head - Branoc “I'll see what comes out of my mouth” Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen)
  • Younger Sibling - Tom “Wait why do I have a beard?” Vallely (Somerville)
  • Narrator - Perry “In my bedroom” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)


  • Director - Will “I enjoyed you entirely” Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
  • Assistant Directors
    • Jake “Your excommunication was excellent” Caudwell (Magdalen)
    • Jahnavi “It’s currently 4am…” Bhatia
  • Writer - Em “I don't remember writing this” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Musical Director - Maya “Is everyone breathing?” Walker (St Anne's)
  • Producer Ana “Jokes later, marketing N O W” Pagu (Linacre)
  • Marketing Manager - Chloe “Things are occurring” Pavey
  • Marketing Assistant (aka Scribbles Wizard aka Scrizzard) - Lily “You misjudge my drawing skills” Miles (Actual Adult)
  • Head Editor - Charlie “What's that famous quote about insanity?“ Gill (Green Templeton)
  • Editors
    • Will “UNLEASH THE EDITORS” Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
    • Fen “Will you be providing your own snores” Brunt (Mansfield)
    • Branoc “Generous with my filter girth” Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen)
    • Alex “Ascending to the bee movie universe” Matkowvska (Keble)
    • Maya “Can people stop being nice to me for a minute” Walker (St Anne's)
    • Alice “Shooting-related props” Hackney (St John's)


  • Not Paid for This
    • Lily “James and Katie, please don't fire me” Miles (Actual Adult)
    • Maya “Power ranger in a blender” Walker (St Anne's)
  • Our Leader Made us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Excommunicated (formerly Not a Cult)
    • Lily “Needs ominous percussion” Miles (Actual Adult)
    • Maya “Working at the brrrrr” Walker (St Anne's)
  • We Are the Evil Team
  • Who Said Rivalry is Dead?
    • Alex “Deep dive?” Matkowska (Keble)
    • Natalia “Alex’s mysterious friend” Studzińska
  • Do you want to join a death cult?
    • Em “Please don’t sue us” Fawcett (Wadham)
    • Walt “We will not sue you” Disney
  • Fork it, let's have a picnic
    • Tobi “I like cows in real life” Wedel (Worcester)
    • Tom “Mummy makes me mash my MnMs” Vallely (Somerville)
    • Ed “Life has crushed my only dream” Tansley (St Anne's)
  • Final song (Purple song)
    • Maya “No tension, only wiggle” Walker (St Anne's)



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  • timbre, OtisJames, zombie_expert, Debsound and others from
  • Additional sounds from
  • Original foley by Fen Brunt
  • Door knock, snoring, glass break, typing, and others by ZapSplat from
  • Hacker Entrance Jingle Copyright © 2011 Varazuvi™


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Script and Programme

Flosscar Wins

Best Heroic Character Olly - Lily Miles (Actual Adult)
Best Morally Ambiguous Character Mickey - Chloe Pavey (St. Anne's)
Best CoupleIzzy and KJ - Kay Barrett (St Hilda’s) and Charlie Gill (Green Templeton)
Best Spurious AccentOlly - Lily Miles (Actual Adult)
Best Directing Team Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall); Jake Caudwell (Magdalen); Jahnavi Bhatia
Best Marketing Campaign Chloe Pavey; Lily Miles (Actual Adult); Ana Pagu (Linacre); Aleksandra Matkowska (Keble))
Best Performance of a SongDo You Want to Join a Death Cult? - Aleksandra Matkowska (Keble)
Best Costume8 Ball Cult - Valeriia Gladkova (Merton); Maya Walker; Charlie Howley (LMH); Jahnavi Bhatia
Best Worst VFXThe Hacker Bullet - Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
Best Best VFXThe entirety of scene 1.4 (the documentary) in George O - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton)
Best Noise From a CastmemberHERETIC - Valeriia Gladkova (Merton)
Best SoundscapeMathrifice Chanting - Fen Brunt (Mansfield); Ali Witheford (Magdalen); Valeriia Gladkova (Merton)
Best Quote from a Script“His father had made his money smuggling goods into Turkey, later changing to Whales, as they were much bigger animals.” - Perry Hartland-Asbury; Em Fawcett (Wadham); Ekin Pehlivan
The ‘Beyond the Call of Duty’ Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyAll the editing teams for everything ever - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton); Fen Brunt (Mansfield); Valeriia Gladkova (Merton); George Sutherland; Maya Walker; Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall); Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen); Aleksandra Matkowska (Keble); Alice Hackney (St John’s)

Flosscars Nominations

Best Heroic Character Izzy - Kay Barrett (St Hilda’s)
KJ - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton)
Best Villainous CharacterSpockrates - Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Broken-Colour Daniel - Alice Hackney (St John’s)
Lunchables - Velina Robinson (Mansfield)
Mr Gains - Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Best Group/Double Act8 Ball Cult - Valeriia Gladkova (Merton); Maya Walker; Charlie Howley (LMH); Jahnavi Bhatia
The Teachers - Lily Miles (Actual Adult); Bethan Chalmers (St Hilda’s); Tom Vallely (Somerville); Jake Caudwell (Magdalen)
Best Script Em Fawcett (Wadham) and Ekin Pehlivan
Best SongFork it, Let's Have a Picnic - Tobi Wedel (Worcester); Tom Vallely (Somerville); Ed Tansley (St Anne’s)
Best CostumeSidney - Aleksandra Matkowska (Keble)
Olly - Lily Miles (Actual Adult)
Best Worst PropMagic 8 Ball - Maya Walker (St Anne’s)
Sidney's Bee Glasses - Aleksandra Matkowska (Keble)
Sidney's Paper 8 Ball - Aleksandra Matkowska (Keble)
Kevin (he returns) - Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Best Best Prop Magic 8 Ball - Maya Walker (St Anne’s)
Spockrates' Ban Hammer - Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Elaine's Coffee Cup Voodoo Doll - Ana Pagu (Linacre)
Sharpie Girl's Replacement 8 Ball Orange - Maya Walker (St Anne’s)
Best Worst SFXBan Buzzer - Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
HTML's Fart Noise - Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
Best Best SFXMagic 8 Ball Shake - Fen Brunt (Mansfield)
Best Best VFXThe magic 8 ball actually displaying an answer - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton)
The Hack-Off and other hacker effects - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton)
Olly's Death - Lily Miles (Actual Adult); Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall); Charlie Gill (Green Templeton)
Lunchables snatching Izzy's crown - Velina Robinson (Mansfield); Kay Barrett (St Hilda’s); Charlie Gill (Green Templeton)
Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a RehearsalBranoc's 'dover sole' cooking video playing during a recording and freaking everyone out - Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen)
Best Quote from a Script“Cleanse me of Sin, Cos, and Tan!” - Lily Miles (Actual Adult); Em Fawcett (Wadham); Ekin Pehlivan
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to ActCharlie Gill (Green Templeton) for KJ
Kay Barrett (St Hilda’s) for Izzy
Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for Other Neil
Lily Miles (Actual Adult) for Olly and Mrs Fenkins
The ‘Beyond the Call of Duty’ Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyAna for all the fantastic art and graphics for Cinderella and George O - Ana Pagu (Linacre)
Lily for doing all the marketing scribbles - Lily Miles (Actual Adult)
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