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Cinderella - but not as you know it! A TV talent contest, four ENTIRELY original chefs, and a rather judgmental cat. Will Cinders’ rock-star father ever write a decent song again? (Narrator: “He will not.”). Will the Fairy Godmother break free of Fairyland’s bureaucracy - or will it break her? Will the pumpkins align for our heroine? Not if her scheming stepmother has anything to do with it…
Please be aware, this show may contain a posh person attempting to rap. Watch at your own risk.
The show is free, but we will be fund-raising for charity (Friends of the Earth and the Albert Kennedy Trust). If you are able to donate something, we’ll be super grateful!
The show can be found on YouTube here
Best Couple | Dave and the Flirty Neighbour - Ana Pagu (Linacre) and Chloe Pavey |
Best Script | Velina Robinson (Mansfield) |
Best Song | Manhunt - Maya Walker (St Anne’s) |
Best Marketing Photo | Cinderella's Song of Britain Poster - Maddie Hall (Oriel) and Ana Pagu (Linacre) |
Best Worst Prop | Baron Bill's Wig - Tom Vallely (Somerville) |
Best Best Prop | Sheer-Ed's Phone Wig - Fen Brunt (Mansfield) |
Best Worst SFX | 'Ding Dong' Sexy Doorbell - Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen) |
Best Best SFX | Kalimba (Brian Cox Disappears/Fariy Godmother's Magic Noises) - Maya Walker (St Anne’s)(The Radio Show at the End of the World, Cinderella The Musical) Rees Moggy - Fen Brunt (Mansfield) |
Best Worst VFX | The Fairy Godmother's Censoring Sparkles - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) |
Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal | Tom saying 'It's an angel“ like 5 times at the wrong time in the scene, each time hopeful that the next repetition would be the one - Tom Vallely (Somerville) |
Best Ad-Lib/Outtake | “What happened to you Zen? You used to be Maya, now you are Val” - Lily Miles (Actual Adult) Dave's moustache spin during One Way or Another - Ana Pagu (Linacre) |
Best Audience Participation/Heckle | The real Elizabeth Jones' seal of approval - Elizabeth Jones |
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act | Kay Barrett (St Hilda’s) for the Fairy Godmother |
The ‘Beyond the Call of Duty’ Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty | All the editing teams for everything ever - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton); Fen Brunt (Mansfield); Valeriia Gladkova (Merton); George Sutherland; Maya Walker; Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall); Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen); Aleksandra Matkowska (Keble); Alice Hackney (St John’s) |
Best Heroic Character | Cinderella - Maddie Hall (Oriel) Velcro - Fen Brunt (Mansfield) Baron Bill Bogoff - Tom Vallely (Somerville) Fairy Godmother - Kay Barrett (St Hilda’s) Prince Sheer-Ed - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) |
Best Villainous Character | Belladonna Bogoff - Velina Robinson (Mansfield) |
Best Morally Ambiguous Character | Dave - Ana Pagu (Linacre) Nectarine - Eliza Niblett (Corpus Christi) Pomegranate - Rachel Shrader (Wycliffe Hall) DreadEd - Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) |
Best Group/Double Act | Nectarine and Pomegranate - Eliza Niblett (Corpus Christi) and Rachel Shrader (Wycliffe Hall) The Eds - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton); Valeriia Gladkova (Merton); Ali Witheford (Magdalen); Ana Pagu (Linacre) The Chefs - Fabian Bourdeaux (St Anne’s); Jake Caudwell (Magdalen); Alice Hackney (St John’s); Charlie Howley (LMH) Bantz and Hec - Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall) and Chloe Pavey |
Best Couple | Cinderella and Velcro - Maddie Hall (Oriel) and Fen Brunt (Mansfield) Baron Bill and the Fairy Godmother - Tom Vallely (Somerville) and Kay Barrett (St Hilda’s) Nectarine and Pomegranate - Eliza Niblett (Corpus Christi) and Rachel Shrader (Wycliffe Hall) Bantz and Hec - Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall) and Chloe Pavey |
Best Spurious Accent | Baron Bill Bogoff - Tom Vallely (Somerville) Mitchel le Rouge - Fabian Bourdeaux (St Anne’s) Granton Sheepsay - Jake Caudwell (Magdalen) Hunter Welly Man - Lily Miles (Actual Adult) The Auctioneer - Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen) |
Best Directing Team | Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen) and Em Fawcett (Wadham) |
Best Marketing Campaign | Velina Robinson (Mansfield); Tom Vallely (Somerville); Ana Pagu (Linacre) |
Best Song | One Night More - Lily Miles (Actual Adult) and Tegan Gears (Teddy Hall) I Quite Like Thursdays - Lily Miles (Actual Adult) and Tom Vallely (Somerville) Gentlemen Farmers - Velina Robinson (Mansfield) Unmasked - Maddie Hall (Oriel) |
Best Performance of a Song | Blank Cheque - Velina Robinson (Mansfield) Manhunt - Maya Walker (St Anne’s) Gentlemen Farmers - Lily Miles (Actual Adult) Unmasked - Maddie Hall (Oriel) One Way or Another/Sheer-Ed's Rap - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) |
Best Costume | Belladonna (and her many dresses) - Velina Robinson (Mansfield) Baron Bill Bogoff - Tom Vallely (Somerville) Fairy Godmother - Kay Barrett (St Hilda’s) Lotta Cash - Lily Miles (Actual Adult) Hector Bloomingdale - Charlie Howley (LMH) Dave (and his many moustaches) - Ana Pagu (Linacre) Hunter Welly Man - Lily Miles (Actual Adult) |
Best Worst Prop | Baron Bill's Hairbrush in One Night More - Tom Vallely (Somerville) Sheer-Ed's Unnervingly Orange Wig - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) The Chef's Kitchen Utensil Microphones - Fabian Bourdeaux (St Anne’s); Jake Caudwell (Magdalen); Alice Hackney (St John’s); Charlie Howley (LMH) Pomegranate's “No! I'm Ash!” Sign - Rachel Shrader (Wycliffe Hall) |
Best Best Prop | Nectarine and Pomegranate's Fruits - Eliza Niblett (Corpus Christi) and Rachel Shrader (Wycliffe Hall) The Chef's Cheffing Implements - Fabian Bourdeaux (St Anne’s); Jake Caudwell (Magdalen); Alice Hackney (St John’s); Charlie Howley (LMH) Dave's Many Moustaches - Ana Pagu (Linacre) Cinderella's Microphone - Maddie Hall (Oriel) Tyler Quick's Guitar - Maya Walker (St Anne’s) |
Best Worst SFX | Velcro Sounds - Fen Brunt (Mansfield) 'Ding Dong' Sexy Doorbell - Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen) |
Best Best SFX | 'Ding Dong' Sexy Doorbell - Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen) |
Best Worst VFX | Rees Moggy - Fen Brunt (Mansfield) That Time Dave Ended Up in a Tree - Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall) |
Best Best VFX | Rees Moggy - Fen Brunt (Mansfield) The Fairy Godmother's Glitter Effects - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) The Fairy Godmother makes Velcro disappear and then reappear with a lil pop - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) and Will Ainsworth (Teddy Hall) The zoom in on the TV in Cinderella + the TV still playing in the background after it zooms out - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) DreadEd's ever increasing size during their 'I will find you' monologue - Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) and Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) |
Best Noise From a Castmember | 'Ding Dong' Sexy Doorbell - Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen) Maya's tantrum on her bed as So Zen - Maya Walker (St Anne’s) |
Best Soundscape | Song of Britain crowd and intro/transition music - Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) The auction at the start of Hunter Welly Man's song, complete with sheep - Branoc Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen) and Fen Brunt (Mansfield) |
Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal | Val's Ominous Background Whistling - Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) Tom not realising it was rehearsal time and posting on the OULES messenger group - Tom Vallely (Somerville) |
Best Ad-Lib/Outtake | “Bill, your wig's fallen off” - Lily Miles (Actual Adult) “Could you elaborate on- frick!” - Maya Walker (St Anne’s) |
Best Audience Participation/Heckle | “What is a Nando” - Ace Fen's friend Ace for cheering us on and being undeterred by Val caps-lock-yelling “I AM YOUR PARENT ALI” at them - Ace |
Best Quote from a Script | “How d'ya get them to do this gig?” “Money” - Eliza Niblett (Corpus Christi); Charlie Gill (Green Templeton); Velina Robinson (Mansfield) “If you are a Prince, can I kiss you and then you’ll become a… a frog and we can get married” - Rachel Shrader (Wycliffe Hall) and Velina Robinson (Mansfield) “Dave, honey, my heart is just irresistibly drawn to those in need, like moth to flame, like pen to paper, like students to despair, self-hatred and a constant nagging sense of existential crisis…” - Chloe Pavey and Velina Robinson (Mansfield) |
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act | Charlie Gill (Green Templeton) for Prince Sheer-Ed Maddie Hall (Oriel) for Cinderella Eliza Niblett (Corpus Christi) for Nectarine Rachel Shrader (Wycliffe Hall) for Pomegranate Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for DreadEd |
The ‘Beyond the Call of Duty’ Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty | Ana for all the fantastic art and graphics for Cinderella and George O - Ana Pagu (Linacre) |