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Cinderella : The Musical (Michealmas, 2020)

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Cinderella - but not as you know it! A TV talent contest, four ENTIRELY original chefs, and a rather judgmental cat. Will Cinders’ rock-star father ever write a decent song again? (Narrator: “He will not.”). Will the Fairy Godmother break free of Fairyland’s bureaucracy - or will it break her? Will the pumpkins align for our heroine? Not if her scheming stepmother has anything to do with it…

Please be aware, this show may contain a posh person attempting to rap. Watch at your own risk.

The show is free, but we will be fund-raising for charity (Friends of the Earth and the Albert Kennedy Trust). If you are able to donate something, we’ll be super grateful!

The show can be found on YouTube here


  • Cinderella Sugarplum - Maddie “Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube” Hall (Oriel)
  • Fairy Godmother - Kay “Shenanigans like this” Barrett (St Hilda's)

The Bogoffs

  • Baron “Bill” Bogoff - Tom “More falling asleep, less death” Vallely (Somerville)
  • Belladonna Bogoff - Velina “If I was in them, I would be tasty” Robinson (Mansfield)
  • Nectarine - Eliza “Loosely flirted at” Niblett (Corpus Christi)
  • Pomegranate - Rachel “I’m a classy b* * * *” Shrader (Wycliffe Hall)

The Bogoff Household

  • Velcro - Fen “What is a tree?” Brunt (Mansfield)
  • Ada Assist - Aleksandra “being paid how much?” Matkowska (Keble)
  • Rees Moggy - Crackle, Twinkle, and Star, “We have never been fed, ever” The cats

The Ghosttown Mice

  • Lotta Cash - Lily “Just acknowledge I was there” Miles (Actual Adult)
  • So Zen - Maya “My friction is off” Walker (St Anne's)
  • Art Izzall - Bethan “One of the Na-Nas” Chalmers (St Hilda's)

SheerEd and Crew

  • MC Prince SheerEd - Charlie “Brutalised by a fairy” Gill (Green Templeton)
  • UndEd - Ali “One with the Zoom background” Witheford (Magdalen)
  • DreadEd - Val “I’m still dirty though” Gladkova (Merton)
  • Dave - Ana “Guys, the moustache won’t come off…” Pagu (Linacre)


  • Mitchel Rouge - Fabian “Anac-achar- can we start again?” Bourdeaux (St Anne's)
  • Granton Sheepsay - Jake “Angrier Arms” Caudwell (Magdalen)
  • Jay Olivetree - Alice “The most pukka pukka” Hackney (St John's)
  • Hector Bloomingdale - Charles “Just about getting away with it”. Howley (LMH)

Song of Britain Presenters and Judges

  • Bantz - Will “Yay, an excuse to wear black tie!” Ainsworth (Teddy Hall)
  • Hec - Chloe “Baby me looked like a llama to you” Pavey
  • Lord Tarquin Bigge-Toff - Ali “Trampoline woman” Witheford (Magdalen)
  • Duchess DaDa - Ekin “Mwah!” Pehlivan
  • TV Announcer - Charles “He knows what he did” Howley (LMH)

Song of Britain Contestants

  • Tyler Quick - Maya “Entrenched in my own context” Walker (St Anne's)
  • Hunter Welly Man - Lily “Laughing, but also having a breakdown” Miles (Actual Adult)


  • Flirtatious Neighbour - Chloe “Flirting is thirsty work” Pavey
  • Mormon Neighbour - Em “I’m very, very, very sorry” Fawcett (Wadham)


  • Director - Branoc “Too awkward to massage” Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen)
  • Assistant Director - Em “Abandon the script” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Writer - Velina “Wriggles with excitement” Robinson (Mansfield)
  • Musical Director - Tom “Obnoxious bugle noises” Vallely (Somerville)
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    • Velina “Elisabeth Jones” Robinson (Mansfield)
    • Tom “I have no mouth, and must meme” Vallely (Somerville)
    • Ana “I need more than beef to survive” Pagu (Linacre)
  • Head Editor - Charlie “Wondering if it was too long” Gill (Green Templeton)
  • Editors


  • Blank Cheque
    • Lyrics: Velina “Diolch yn fawr Mam!” Robinson (Mansfield)
    • Music: EdKara
  • Dinnertime Rap
    • Lyrics: Em “Let me whip” Fawcett (Wadham)
    • Beatboxing: Maya “Smouldered so hard” Walker (St Anne's)
  • One Night More
    • Lyrics: Lily “I need to sleep now” Miles (Actual Adult)
    • Music: Tegan “My laptop is 11” Gears (Teddy Hall)
  • I Quite Like Thursdays
    • Lyrics:
      • Lily “Yeet the Drumstick” Miles (Actual Adult)
      • Tom “I hope Bob likes this” Vallely (Somerville)
    • Music: Moylett
  • Manhunt
    • Lyrics and Music: Maya “I harmonised without your consent” Walker (St Anne's)
  • The Gentleman Farmers (Hunter Welly Man’s Rap)
    • Lyrics: Velina “Shouldn’t have played me WAP” Robinson (Mansfield)
    • Music:
    • Gentleman Farmers:
  • Unmasked (Ash’s Song)
    • Lyrics and Music: Maddie “Is connecting to audio” Hall (Oriel)
  • Time to Sing Again
    • Lyrics: Lily “Love me some ABBA” Miles (Hertford)
    • Music: SZ ZS
  • One Way, or Another
    • Lyrics:
    • Music: I Musix
  • Sing a Song for the Future
    • Lyrics: Em “We’re rebranding” Fawcett (Wadham)
    • Music: Jack “Piano-Man” Wilson


  • Backgrounds - unless noted
  • Cinderella’s Bedroom - Timothy Eberly
  • Bogoff’s Mansion - Skitterphoto (
  • Belladonna’s Lounge - Nicola Nutall
  • The Kitchens - Christa Grover
  • Bogoff’s Dining Hall - Annie Sprat
  • Song of Britain Stage - Elijah Ekdal
  • One Night - Nathan Anderson
  • Fairy Godmother’s room - Danil Sorokin
  • SheerEd’s Batchelor Pad - Roberto Nickson

  • Manor Lane - Nicola Tolin
  • Baron’s Stage - Magnus Lunay
  • The Punning Owl - Gabriele Rampazzo


Sound Effects

  • SoB Crowd - The Cast of Cinderella: The Musical
  • Sexy Doorbell - Branoc “Aggressive bongs” Richards (Associate MCR at Magdalen)
  • Rees Moggy - Crackle, Twinkle, and Star “We have still not been fed” The Cats
  • Phone Notifications -
  • Additional SFX
    • Fen “It’s called Theatre, and I’m Fine Brunt (Mansfield)

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Flosscars Nominations

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