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Villainy! (Hilary, 2010)

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A tale of dastardly deeds, underhand doings, nefarious science, and occasional committee meetings


  • Ivy - Alexis “Nobody's sidekick” Lygoumenous
  • Roger, AKA Captain Protector - Martin “Touch my chest” Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall)
  • Mindy - Sasha “He'll do anything?” McKenna (St Hildas)
  • Lucas Blackford - Dan “Down, Bitch” Artus (Regent's Park)
  • Eric Slaughter - Miles “BRAINS” Coverdale (Corpus Christi)
  • The Devil - Jonathan “How the me are you?” Sims (St. Hilda's)

The Vampires

  • Éléna - Fabby “Forever trying to kill you” Styles (Oriel)
  • Valentine - Will “Bigger than Dracula” Smith (balliol)
  • Gabriel - Tim “I just have to do something” Ledsam (Hertford)
  • Katrina - Jessica “It won't take a minute” Asbury
  • Reynard - Benjamin “I wub you” Nye (Hertford)

The Mad Scientists

  • Professor Kurt Pestilence - Perry “Ninjabottom” Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
  • Dr Randy Badass - Jonathan “Freaking Mindbending Druggie” Lipscombe (Mansfield)
  • Dr Theo Malevolence - Sarah “I’m an Oxford Graduate, Dammit!” Browncross (Christ Church)
  • Georgia - rk “F*ck You” hughes (hertford)

The Cult

  • Brother Revolver - Felicity “I’m a clever man” White (Merton)
  • Brother Candlestick - Duncan “Sprinkle them in fairydust” Coutts (Worcester)
  • Brother Rope - Kate “Politically correct” Morris (St Hildas)
  • Brother Dagger - Rory “Post-modern naïve charm” Morrison (Mansfield)
  • Brother Leadpipe - Rebecca “Working on a little something” Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
  • Brother Spanner - Elizabeth “Surprisingly large quantity of aubergines” Baldwin (Nuffield)

Franky's Bar (and Thereabouts)

  • Franky - Marcus “Rock and Roll lifestyle” Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
  • Rowena Starflower - Jessica “A Dripping Tap” Law (St.Anne's)
  • Banging Door - Alice “I recommend great whiskey” Young (Hertford)
  • Most Certainly Not A Robber - Tom “Shifty Looking” Perkins (New)
  • Furtive Hider Behind Newspapers - Chris “I'm a Big Man” Webster
  • Physicist in Bar (Shock) - Nora “Quantum Electro-Dynamical” Ellis
  • Big Steve the Mugger - Mariel “You scream, You die” Harrison (St Hilda's)
  • Hairy Thompson the Thug - Catherine “DO IT” Offord
  • Victim - Selina “Please don't hurt me” Groh
  • Vampire Munchables - Jenni “Lazy Sod” Goodchild (Mansfield)
  • Grauniad Reporter - Charlotte “My quote is something rubbish” Hindley (Mansfield)
  • Torygraph Reporter - Alice “I Love you Captain Protector” Young (Hertford)

The Hallucination

  • Something with Shoes - Sally “Reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow” Outen (Ex-Worcester)
  • Dust Bunny - Eilise “This isn’t the Playboy Bunny” Norris (Mansfield)
  • Geeky Guy - Péter “Meant to be” Connell
  • Monty - Chris Webster and Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)


  • Director - Matthew “I'm going to need a drink. And then several more” Williams (mansfield)
  • Director - Mike “It’s 10:30 and I’m sober. Something went wrong” Bagshaw (Mansfield)
  • Assistant Director - Alexis ““California Bound” Lygoumenous
  • Script - Fabby “It is a word, because I said so!” Styles (Oriel)
  • Musical Director - Jonathan “Squee!” Lipscombe (Mansfield)
  • Music and Lyrics - Fabby “Schadenfreude” Styles (Oriel)
  • Lighting Director - Richard “My cables bring all the boys to the yard” Owen (Ex-Lincoln)

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best HeroMartin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Protector
Best Bad Guy/VillainThe Entire Cast
Best WriterFabby Styles (Oriel)
Best CostumeMiles Coverdale (Corpus Christi), Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Eric Slaughter
Best Ad LibDan Artus (Regent's Park) for “I'll mash you up more than I have done the script over the last two nights!”
Best Impersonation of an AnimalAlice Young (Hertford) for The Hallucination Crustacean
Best Special EffectJenni Goodchild (Mansfield), Fabby Styles (Oriel) and Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) for Eric Slaughter make up and falling off finger
Best Worse Line-learnerDan Artus (Regent's Park) for Lucas Blackford
The “Sally Outen” Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentFabby Styles (Oriel), Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield), Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's), Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester), Eilise Norris (Mansfield), Péter Connell, Chris Webster, Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper), Alice Young (Hertford), Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln), Catherine Offord and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for The Hallucination Scene

Flosscars Nominations

Best Hero Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Gabriel
Best HeroineAlexis Lygoumenos for Ivy Green
Best Bad Guy/Villain Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Satan
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Elena
Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Protector
Best Double Act/Couple Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Elena and Satan
Best Director Matthew Williams (mansfield), Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) and Alexis Lygoumenos
Best Costume Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) and Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) for Captain Protector (though I recommend this is noted down as WORST costume, because OH GOD MY EYES)
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Professor Kurt Pestilence (with Bionic Arm and Crazy Hair)
Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Dust Bunny
Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for The Thing With Shoes
Best PropTranscranial magnetic stimulation device
The Weapon of Doom
Death Ray
Frankie's Bar
Best Ad Librk hughes (hertford) for “I will bite you in nasty places”
Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for “I call this the medieval milkmaid”
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “Lucifer's Lingere!”
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “How the me are you?”
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Diet Coke
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “What?! I am really busy!”
Chris Webster for “AAAGGG… Wait! What are you doing now?”
The “Tom Reynolds” Award for most Spurious Accent Will Smith (balliol) for Valentine
Best Impersonation of an Animal Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Dust Bunny
Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for The Thing with Shoes
Best Song Fabby Styles (Oriel) for The Good Guys Always Win
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Welcome to the Cult
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Evil Science Rock
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for All of them!
Best Special Effect Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for his death ray sound effect
Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) for swirly spotlight
Best Worse Line-learner Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Professor Kurt Pestilence
The “Sally Outen” Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentRich Wareham for his Irish Jig whilst under mind control
Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for messing up a song
Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for forgetting the words to the love song and just “la”-ing
Jessica Asbury, Will Smith (balliol) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for the bar scene
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for the “medieval milkmaids” line
The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyAlexis Lygoumenos
Best QuoteChris Webster for “MADAM!”
Most Bizarre Stage Direction Fabby Styles (Oriel) for “Devil appears and waltzes with Monty and other characters”
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for “his finger falls off”
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