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Asha Hartland-asbury

User Level : Ex-ÜberOULE
Colleges :

  • Brasenose from 2010

Family Tree


Michaelmas 2010Peter Pan The PantomimeTinkerbell
Hilary 2011Batman: The PantomimeTalia Al Ghul
Trinity 2011Tragedy: A ComedyWritten by
Michaelmas 2011The Snow QueenDrega
Michaelmas 2013Happily Ever AfterTopaz
Musical Director
Hilary 2014007: The MusicalEva Likova
Musical Directors
Trinity 2015Robin HoodEllen-a-Dale
Assistant Director
Michaelmas 2016Evil Stepmothers’ ClubMaleficent
Trinity 2017A Plaice in the SunEileen
Marketing Director
Trinity 2018Scones in the MorningDirector
Michaelmas 2018AladdinWidow Twankee
Trinity 2019Robin HoodWritten By


Happily Ever After

  • Happily Ever After After All

Evil Stepmothers’ Club

  • Lots of Leather and Ass-less Chaps

Scones in the Morning

  • I'm Falling For You

Flosscar Wins

2012•Best Writer (Tragedy: A Comedy)
2013•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Morgana Le Fay (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
•The “ Don't Shoot the Children in the Face” Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student show for Guinevere (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
2017•Best Audience Participation / Heckle for maybe if we give them a Flosscar they'll stop throwing underwear on the stage? (It’s All Greek To Me)
2019•Best Directing Team for Scones in the Morning
•Best Costume for all Widow Twankee's Costumes (Aladdin)
•Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal for “Can you get on your knees, but not in a blowjobby way” (Scones in the Morning)

Flosscar Nominations

2011•Best Special Effect for The flying in Peter Pan (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
•Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for “Quick! We've got to get off!… The stage.” (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
•Best Quote (during a show) for “Hello!” (Batman: The Pantomime)
2013•Best Directing Team (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
•Best Writer (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
•Best Song for My Guinevere (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
•Best Quote (during a show) for “Danger!” (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
•Best Quote (during a show) for “BRILLIANT!” (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
2014•Best Heroine for Eva Likova (007: The Musical)
•Best Double Act/Couple for The Doctor and Topaz (Happily Ever After)
•Best Song for Happy Ever After After All (Happily Ever After)
•Best Song for Living the High Life (007: The Musical)
•The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty for doing musical directorial things when she said she was going to stop in 5th week because finals.
2016•Best Double Act / Couple for Alan and Ellen a'Dale (Robin Hood)
•Best Directing Team (Robin Hood)
•Best Writer(s) (Robin Hood)
•Best Song for The Mighty Maids (Robin Hood)
•Best Song for The Marrying Kind (Robin Hood)
•Best Costume for the outlaw hats (Robin Hood)
•Best Costume for the Velvetty Dresses (Robin Hood)
2017•Best Morally Ambiguous Person for Maleficent (Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
•Best Double/Group Act for Evil Stepmothers’ Club (Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
•Best Writer(s) for Evil Stepmothers' Club (Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
•Best Song for The Suitors' Song (It’s All Greek To Me)
•Best Song for Lots of Leather and Assless Chaps (Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
•Best Cock-up During a Performance for Thinking she could eat 10 sausage rolls on stage and still say her lines (Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
2018•Best Group/ Double Act for Betty and Eileen (A Plaice in the Sun)
•Best Marketing Campaign (A Plaice in the Sun)
•Best Cock-Up During a Performance for the exploding pimms (A Plaice in the Sun)
•Best Audience Participation/Heckle for her bra
2019•Best Heroic Character for Widow Twankee (Aladdin)
•Best Couple for Widow Twankee and Albert/Abanazer (Aladdin)
•Best Song for Falling for You (Scones in the Morning)
•Best Performance of a Song for Strongest Suit (Aladdin)
•Best Audience Participation/Heckle for dancing with Ben (Aladdin)
•The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty for all of Twankee's costume changes (Aladdin)
2020•Best Script for Robin Hood
•Best Quote from a Script for “I knew I should've put more points into lockpicking” (Robin Hood)
•Best Quote from a Script for “Bye Dave” “But I'm not Dave” (Robin Hood)
•Best Quote from a Script for Val's Whole Fungeon Speech (Robin Hood)
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