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Nominees :

• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Poirot (Poirot: A Musical)
• Tom Perkins (New) for The Line-Dance Kid (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Ella Waldman for Peter Pan (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) for Roger the Cabinboy (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Commissioner Gordon (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Robin (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Alex Stutt (Pembroke ) for Batman (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for Batgirl (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Catwoman (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Holly Morgan (Mansfield) for Wendy (Peter Pan The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Emma New (St Hildas) for Miss Scarlet (Poirot: A Musical)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Professor Plum (Poirot: A Musical)
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Hook (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• The Arkham Asylum Inmates (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's), Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln), Lottie Spurrell and Hannah Snell (Balliol) for The Henchmen (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Aya Matsumoto for Two-Face (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for The Joker (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Hannah Snell (Balliol) and Anselm Aston for Miss Green and Mr Mustard (Poirot: A Musical)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Poirot and Hastings (Poirot: A Musical)
• Dan Artus (Regent's Park) and Tom Perkins (New) for The Line-Dance Kid and Wayne Clintwood (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Sheriff Benedict and Butch the Indecisively Named (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Alex Stutt (Pembroke ) and Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Batman and Robin (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Aya Matsumoto for Harvey and Two-Face (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) and Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) for Joker and Harley (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Emma New (St Hildas) and rk hughes (hertford) for Riddler and Penguin (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's), Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln), Lottie Spurrell and Hannah Snell (Balliol) for The Henchmen (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) and Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Hook and Smee (Peter Pan The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for Butch the Spurious Adjective (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Thomas Woolley (St Johns) for Virginia Cockermouth (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Ella Waldman for Peter Pan (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Catwoman (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) for The Victim (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Aya Matsumoto for Two-Face (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Dame madiera (Peter Pan The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Poirot (Poirot: A Musical)
• Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's) for Deputy Lauren Order (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Ducky the Hooker (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Mexican Bandito (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for Old Line Dance Kid (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• The whole cast (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Emily Robotham for Ernie (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Lottie Spurrell for Mook (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Sam Young (Worcester) for Mr Freeze (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Kate Morris (St Hildas) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) (Poirot: A Musical)
• Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield), rk hughes (hertford) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Fabby Styles (Oriel), Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) and Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) (Peter Pan The Pantomime)

Winner : Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall), Adam Robinson (St. Peter's), Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper), Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) and Olivia Upchurch (Jesus) (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) (Poirot: A Musical)
• The SHAM and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) and Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) (Peter Pan The Pantomime)

Winner : Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Emma New (St Hildas) for Oh Miss Scarlet (Poirot: A Musical)
• Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Any Man I Can (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Felicity White (Merton) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Nothing Ever Happens Here In Nowheresville (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Gaffer Tape (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for I want to be in Neverland (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for It's good to be evil (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Alfred's Rap (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for Commissioner Gordon's Song (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for It's Over (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Locked up Inside Arkham 'til I Die (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield), Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) and Emma New (St Hildas) for Batman you are an arsehole (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for The Plotting Song (Poirot: A Musical)

Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for The Bat-Rap (Batman: The Pantomime)

Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) and Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) for The Joker Song (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for His moustache in Poirot (Poirot: A Musical)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for Miss Scarlett / French Maid (Poirot: A Musical)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Ducky the Hooker (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for Batgirl (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Sam Young (Worcester) for Mr Freeze (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Robin (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Dr Wenn (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for the Daisy (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Aya Matsumoto for Two-Face jacket (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Emma New (St Hildas) for The scary yet erotic lime green lycra riddler outfit with boob zips (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Emma New (St Hildas) and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for The Crocodile (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Paninator 4000 (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for the love song fairy lights in Peter Pan (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) for Harley Quinn (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Maurice the Bonsai (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for The Plot Crunch-o-matic 3000 (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)

Nominees :

• Holly Morgan (Mansfield), samuel Hilton (Queen's), Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield), Ella Waldman and Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for The flying in Peter Pan (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for the shadow (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Bats during the Bat-rap (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) and Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Little Bane turns into Big Bane (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Tumbleweed (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)

Nominees :

• Emma New (St Hildas) for Concussing the audience. (Poirot: A Musical)
• Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Epic beer fail - the best pratfall I've ever seen (Poirot: A Musical)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) and Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for The onstage destruction of the plot-crunch-o-matic… (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for “Quick! We've got to get off!… The stage.” (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• General pirates for Failure to dispose of other “dead” pirates off stage. (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for “He…sorry, she…” (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Breaking Rule 3. You know, the one that was written because of this incident… (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)

Nominees :

• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for giving Hastings a hand-job in the final song of Poirot (Poirot: A Musical)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “I hope have a long, 'appy life stealing childrens pokemon together.” (Poirot: A Musical)
• Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) and Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for “NO MORE WENDYS” (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• the Pirates for most of their lines (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) and Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for P-P-P-Peter Pan song (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for The Kitten Cannon [extended] (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for [grouchy voice] “That's alright.” (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for “I'm twenty five years old. I have a beard!” (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) for “I'm Dave”

Nominees :

• Jessica Law (St.Anne's) and Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for “If I wasn't so emotionally repressed, I'd slap you.” (Poirot: A Musical)
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) and The SHAM for “Moo moo I'm a coo milk me noo milk me noo” (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) and The SHAM for “Pseudoscience away!…Oh yes, this pulsating erection should give us quite the golden shower.” (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's), Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) and Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for “So, I've been thinking. Carrier Kittens.” (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose), Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for “Hello!” (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Adam Robinson (St. Peter's), Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for “I'm going to get a plaster.” (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Bryn Griffiths (New College), Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for “I'm up to my moustache in hookers and blow” (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Jessica Law (St.Anne's), Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for “But my laser powered, flame throwing robo shark was intended only for peace” (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) for Doc Green (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Dan Artus (Regent's Park) for Wayne Clintwood (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Péter Connell for The Barman (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for every part he plays

Winner : Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for being the director and complaining at everyone else despite still not knowing his own (Batman: The Pantomime

Nominees :

• Emma New (St Hildas) for Miss Scarlet (Poirot: A Musical)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Poirot (Poirot: A Musical)
• Helen Nightingale (Somerville) for Ugly Hench (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Ella Waldman for Peter Pan (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for Smee (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
• Alex Stutt (Pembroke ) for Batman (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for The Joker (Batman: The Pantomime)

Winner : Aya Matsumoto for Two Face (Batman: The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Dame Madeira (Peter Pan The Pantomime)

Winner : Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for learning Smee's entire part and aiming a gun at a small child before remembering not to shoot the children in the face. (Peter Pan The Pantomime)

Nominees :

• Helen Nightingale (Somerville) for Ugly Hench (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
• Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for Braving clown face-paint (Batman: The Pantomime)
• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for Repeated last-minute understudying
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for writing a whole show in a few days

Winner : Olivia Upchurch (Jesus) for Being our first Producer, and doing a damn good job of it (Batman: The Pantomime)