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A tale of dastardly deeds, underhand doings, nefarious science, and occasional committee meetings

• Ivy - Alexis “Nobody's sidekick” Lygoumenous
• Roger, AKA Captain Protector - Martin “Touch my chest” Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall)
• Mindy - Sasha “He'll do anything?” McKenna (St Hildas)
• Lucas Blackford - Dan “Down, Bitch” Artus (Regent's Park)
• Eric Slaughter - Miles “BRAINS” Coverdale (Corpus Christi)
• The Devil - Jonathan “How the me are you?” Sims (St. Hilda's)

• Éléna - Fabby “Forever trying to kill you” Styles (Oriel)
• Valentine - Will “Bigger than Dracula” Smith (balliol)
• Gabriel - Tim “I just have to do something” Ledsam (Hertford)
• Katrina - Jessica “It won't take a minute” Asbury
• Reynard - Benjamin “I wub you” Nye (Hertford)

• Professor Kurt Pestilence - Perry “Ninjabottom” Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
• Dr Randy Badass - Jonathan “Freaking Mindbending Druggie” Lipscombe (Mansfield)
• Dr Theo Malevolence - Sarah “I’m an Oxford Graduate, Dammit!” Browncross (Christ Church)
• Georgia - rk “F*ck You” hughes (hertford)

• Brother Revolver - Felicity “I’m a clever man” White (Merton)
• Brother Candlestick - Duncan “Sprinkle them in fairydust” Coutts (Worcester)
• Brother Rope - Kate “Politically correct” Morris (St Hildas)
• Brother Dagger - Rory “Post-modern naïve charm” Morrison (Mansfield)
• Brother Leadpipe - Rebecca “Working on a little something” Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
• Brother Spanner - Elizabeth “Surprisingly large quantity of aubergines” Baldwin (Nuffield)

• Franky - Marcus “Rock and Roll lifestyle” Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
• Rowena Starflower - Jessica “A Dripping Tap” Law (St.Anne's)
• Banging Door - Alice “I recommend great whiskey” Young (Hertford)
• Most Certainly Not A Robber - Tom “Shifty Looking” Perkins (New)
• Furtive Hider Behind Newspapers - Chris “I'm a Big Man” Webster
• Physicist in Bar (Shock) - Nora “Quantum Electro-Dynamical” Ellis
• Big Steve the Mugger - Mariel “You scream, You die” Harrison (St Hilda's)
• Hairy Thompson the Thug - Catherine “DO IT” Offord
• Victim - Selina “Please don't hurt me” Groh
• Vampire Munchables - Jenni “Lazy Sod” Goodchild (Mansfield)
• Grauniad Reporter - Charlotte “My quote is something rubbish” Hindley (Mansfield)
• Torygraph Reporter - Alice “I Love you Captain Protector” Young (Hertford)

• Something with Shoes - Sally “Reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow” Outen (Ex-Worcester)
• Dust Bunny - Eilise “This isn’t the Playboy Bunny” Norris (Mansfield)
• Geeky Guy - Péter “Meant to be” Connell
• Monty - Chris Webster and Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)

• Director - Matthew “I'm going to need a drink. And then several more” Williams (mansfield)
• Director - Mike “It’s 10:30 and I’m sober. Something went wrong” Bagshaw (Mansfield)
• Assistant Director - Alexis ““California Bound” Lygoumenous
• Script - Fabby “It is a word, because I said so!” Styles (Oriel)
• Musical Director - Jonathan “Squee!” Lipscombe (Mansfield)
• Music and Lyrics - Fabby “Schadenfreude” Styles (Oriel)
• Lighting Director - Richard “My cables bring all the boys to the yard” Owen (Ex-Lincoln)