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• Carlotta Codswallop - Bianca “Don’t tickle me, I’m dead” Darolti

• Julian - Matilda “I’m fifteen years old” Tempest (Mansfield)
• George - Leo “Markus glared at me so I hugged him” Tucker (Wadham)
• Dick - Benjamin “GREAT BIG BEN KYBETT” Kybett (Magdalen)
• Anne - Emma “and pirates” Bates (Univ)::
• Timmy - Timothy “Greatest actor of our generation” Blyton

• Captain Brownbeard - Jasper “Nothing odd about that phrasing” Russell (ex-Merton)
• Needles - Velina “Do you like my bubblesword?” Robinson (Mansfield)
• S’You - Judith “What do you mean?” Moore (Balliol)
• Francois - Efi “Smokes incessantly” Gauthier (St Hugh’s)

Francine - Tristan Cresswell (Sheffield) “Slow and painful death” Mark - Matt Robinson “Listen to your mother” Grandpa Norman - James Carter (ex-Magdalen) “Back in my day” Jack - Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) “Not nearly painful enough” Jane - Beth Mabbutt (LMH) “You’re not actually six” Mandy - Elsa Kienberger “Not liable” Andy - Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) “Unsanctioned”

Betty - Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) “Now I know what Perry feels like” Eileen - Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) “I thought you said I’d have to act?”

Barry - Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh’s) “It has a certain elegance” Mike - Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) “Candyfloss” Tetra - Naomi Heffer (St Hugh’s College) “The Lone Piddler” Jetsam - George Tall (St Edmund Hall) “Ragarragah”

Gladys - Serena Barney “Worst chip shop” Sandra - Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) “Reverse kale” Derek - Neil Suchak (LMH) “You’ve probably never heard of it” Ian - James Marsden (Corpus) “That other donkey!” Lesley - Alexandra Brinkman-Young (St. Anne’s) “Health and Safety violation” Nancy - Erin English (Wadham) “Don’t show your bum to the audience” Brenda - Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne’s) “Viva la donkey revolution” Gacob Jiffiths - Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) “One oar”