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Off With Their Heads! (Trinity, 2016)

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In this, the untold story of the Queen of Hearts, we invite you down the rabbit hole to see a different side of the nonsense world of Wonderland. Meet old favourites and new characters alike as we spin a tale of Cards and Tarts, of Tea and Hearts, punctuated with classic OULES wit and musical comedy.


The Queen's Court

  • Queen of Hearts - Beth “this is why I'm not in Imps” Mabbutt (LMH)
  • Queen of Diamonds - Orlanda “glittering magnificence” Edmonds
  • Ace of Spades - Alex “Deborah” Marcus
  • BAron von Top Trump - Georgie “20 feet high” Atton (Somerville)
  • Treasurer Uno - Sofia “I said is threateningly” Gomezllata (St Anne's)
  • White Rabbit - Leo “Damn it, Tom” Tucker (Wadham)

The Knaves

  • Knave of Diamonds - Nitasha “Drop him here” Salim
  • Knave of Hearts - Bertie “Tell us your story” Veres
  • Knaves of Clubs - James “it was highly stimulating” Carter (Ex-Magdalen)
  • Knave of Spades - Benjamin “With apologies to France” Kybett (Magdalen)

Denizens of Wonderland

  • Cheshire Cat - Jake “I like dodo's” Griffiths (Brasenose)
  • Dodo - Rob “Orgasmically” Selth (Univ)
  • Assorted Turtles - RA “Soup?!” Neat
  • Six of Hearts - Kiwi “demolish” Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
  • Nine of Clubs - Tristan “crowned the Card-Tsar” Cresswell (Sheffield)
  • Four of Spades - Rebecca “respected professional” Ipe
  • Hedgehogs -

The Mad Tea Party

  • Mad Hatter - Anna “Do I look like a squirrel?” Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
  • March Hare - Maria “Drink the god-damned tea!” Stroyakovski (Keble)
  • Dormouse - Ana “Tea time! Tea time! Tea time!” Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)

The Queen's Gardeners

  • Two of Spades - Tristan “do I get two quotes?” Cresswell (Sheffield)
  • Five of Spades - Rebecca “respected professional” Ipe
  • Eight of Spades - Kiwi “bloody hell” Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)



  • Director - Jasper “That still means beef” Russell (Merton)
  • Assistant Director - Sebastian “I've been meaning to do this” Fox (Mansfield)
  • Assistant Director - Kiwi “Thanks, Tom” Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
  • Writer - Tom “less rambling, more nonsense” Lear (Magdalen)
  • Co-Producer-And-Musical-Director - Georgie “Major Pants” Atton (Somerville) and Tom “General bum” Lear (Magdalen)
  • Photography and Art - Georgie “in Alex's nostril” Atton (Somerville)
  • MAke-Up - Amina “who else needs a face?” Clayton


  • The Quintessential Qualities of the Queenly Queen of Hearts - Judith “What rhymes with Hearts?” Moore (Balliol)
  • Bake it Off - Tom “Not even sorry” Lear (Magdalen) and Georgie “You should be” Atton (Somerville)
  • Off With Their Heads! Judith “Why do I have finals?” Moore (Balliol)
  • Off With Their Heads? - Georgie “Oh just make it up” Atton (Somerville)
  • Croquet till you Croak - Judith “Tom, stop making up quotes for me” Moore (Balliol)
  • About Time - Tom “Hehe, bum” Lear (Magdalen) and Georgie “Hehe, stop” Atton (Somerville)
  • Don't Lose Your Head - Tom “Beheading is a crime” Lear (Magdalen) and Georgie “Stop plagiarising!“ Atton (Somerville)

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best VillainAnna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College) for The Mad Hatter
The 'Ooh you luvvie' Award for Actually Being Able to ActAnna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College) for The Mad Hatter

Flosscars Nominations

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