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Nominees :

• C Howdle (Wadham) for Mole (The Wind in the Willows)
• Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for Mr Toad (The Wind in the Willows)
• Rhi for John (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Winner : Andrea for Aladdin (Aladdin)

Nominees :

• Courtney for Torrie (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Julia for Lucie (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Winner : Helen for Princess Leia (Aladdin)

Nominees :

• Franco for the King (Aladdin)
• Kit for a Weasel (The Wind in the Willows)
• Miles for Chief Weasel (The Wind in the Willows)

Winner : Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for a Weasel (The Wind in the Willows)

Nominees :

• Naomi for Badger (The Wind in the Willows)
• Ruth for Maddie (The Wind in the Willows)
• Emily for the Bargewoman (The Wind in the Willows)

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for the Dame (Aladdin)

Dom Mattos (STB) for Albert (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Nominees :

• Dom Mattos (STB) for 'caffeine high' (Aladdin)
• Ruth for being good with handcuffs (The Wind in the Willows)
• Duncan Coutts (Worcester) , Kit and C Howdle (Wadham) for 'which do you choose, death or cake' (The Wind in the Willows)

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for 'librarian of the month' (The Wind in the Willows)

Nominees :

Winner : Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for Toad being Maddy (The Wind in the Willows)

Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for Weasel being Maddy (The Wind in the Willows)

Nominees :

• Rhi (Aladdin)
• Lydia (Aladdin)
• Julia (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Rhi (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Winner : Kit (The Wind in the Willows)

Duncan Coutts (Worcester) (The Wind in the Willows)

Nominees :

• Lydia for skipping 2 scenes of the panto (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Harry Ullman (Wadham) for 'but what we should be discussing after everyone skipped lots of CLMM (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Keith for Crash not working (The Wind in the Willows)

Winner : Rose for getting drunk on stage (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Nominees :

• Rose for drinking wine onstage (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Dom Mattos (STB) for learning lines at last minute (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Mike for playing keyboard
• Andrea for lying still for an hour (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Sally for being the back end of a horse (The Wind in the Willows)
• Phil for driving lots with costumes (Aladdin)

Mark and Keith for lighting (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Winner : Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for doing website

Nominees :

• Andrea for “I've got a thingy, it's long and extendable”
• Rose for On scouts: “At least yours never put a horse's head in your bed”
• Kit and C Howdle (Wadham) for “Cath, do I look like a camel?” / “no, more of a meer cat”

Winner : Someone for “Let's all sing the necrophile song” / Needham: “Over my dead body….NO!”

Nominees :

• Lydia for Genie (Aladdin)
• Clare for Betty (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for Albert (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Nominees :

• OULES cocktail
• Wine in CLMM
• Orange juice and chocolate liquor

Winner : Borovnica (blueberry liquor)

Nominees :

• 'Best category'
• 'Best Quote'
• 'Best word for poo'

Winner : 'Best impersonation of a member of the animal kingdom impersonating a member of the opposite sex'

Nominees :

• Dom Mattos (STB) for His wig (Aladdin)
• Cotton Candy for 13
• Car for 15

Winner : The tiny tea set (Aladdin)

The tiny tea set (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Nominees :

• Lydia for Augustus (The Wind in the Willows)
• Rose for Ralph (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• C Howdle (Wadham) for Mustafa (Aladdin)

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for Dame (Aladdin)

Nominees :

• Andrea and Lydia for 13
• Naomi for 15

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Nominees :

• Andrea for toast speech (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Genie for rhymes (Aladdin)
• Granny for cats were cats (Aladdin)

Winner : “I'd like to tell you a story” (Aladdin)

Nominees :

• Ruth for Maddy (The Wind in the Willows)
• Andrea for Aladdin (Aladdin)
• Rakesh for Genie (Aladdin)
• Naomi for Badger (The Wind in the Willows)

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for Dame (Aladdin)

Nominees :

• Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for Toad (The Wind in the Willows)
• Naomi for Badger (The Wind in the Willows)
• Ruth for the horse (The Wind in the Willows)
• Sally for the horse (The Wind in the Willows)

Winner : C Howdle (Wadham) for Mole (The Wind in the Willows)

Nominees :

• Whole of Charming Little Murder Mystery for all of “librarian of the month” (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Kit for “really?” (The Wind in the Willows)
• noga zivan (Wadham) for mother joke (The Wind in the Willows)

Winner : noga zivan (Wadham) for all of the play (Aladdin)

Nominees :

• Lydia (Maybe) for Army song (Aladdin)

Winner : Lydia and Mike for The senseless immoral song (Aladdin) Lydia for A whole new vole (Aladdin)

Nominees :

• Lydia for after Wind in the Willows/Charming Little Murder Mystery cast party
• Harry Ullman (Wadham) for the sofa at Aladdin cast party

Winner : Rose for straight after Charming Little Murder Mystery

Nominees :

• Andrea
• Rose
• C Howdle (Wadham) for apparently has been overheard ordering £300 worth of alcohol

Winner : Lydia

Nominees :

• Govno (Russian)
• shissdrack (Swiss-German)
• poop (American)

Winner : velka halda hovien (Slovak)

Nominees :

• Lucy for the Frenchman (Aladdin)
• Dom Mattos (STB) for the Dame (Aladdin)

Winner : Ruth for Maddie (The Wind in the Willows)

Nominees :

• Old people's home (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Winner : Audience that applauded “no pun intended” (Aladdin)

Nominees :

• Rose for Ralph (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)
• Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for the Randy Queen (Aladdin)
• Rakesh for the genie (Aladdin)
• Ruth for Private Function (Aladdin)

Winner : Miles for head weasel (The Wind in the Willows)

Nominees :

Winner : C Howdle (Wadham)

Andrea Watts

Julia Short