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007:The Musical (Hilary, 2014)
Cast
- Eva Likova - Asha “always around for pleasure” Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose)
- Moneypenny - Alice “really quite silly” McAndrew
- Hogan - Rebecca “an abomination” Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
- Helga - Steph “in da hood” Crampin
- #2 - Leila “additional vehicles” Al-Izzi
- #3 - Klara “on top of things” Janiec
- #4 - Ellie “de dum” Armstrong
- #5 - Ashley “trained by evil ninjas” Cooper
- #6 - Ben “but I don’t have any lines” Carey
- Agent 0013 - Soraya “but that’s a chair” Liu
- Susan - Anna “remarkably gloopy” Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
- Sam - Leila “tied up and helpless” Al-Izzi
- Sarah - Ivy “only so many mutations” Mestrovic
- Sarah (Friday) - Ashley “trained by evil ninjas” Cooper
- Auctioneer's Assistant - Soraya “but that’s a chair” Liu
- Tiffany Chantilly - Anna “it’s….blue” Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
- Felicia Ryder - Ivy “only so many mutations” Mestrovic
- Bernard Chesterton III - Peter “magic suit” Shepherd
- Auction Attendee 2 - Alice “really quite silly” McAndrew
Production
- Script - Perry “another course in wise cracking” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
Script and Programme
Flosscars Wins
| Best Hero | Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for 009 |
| Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex | Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld |
| Most Spurious Accent | Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld |
| Best Writer | Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) |
| Best Song | Emma New (St Hildas) for It's all about the tea |
| Best Ad Lib | Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) for “Remember what happened LAST time we did Science to my hair?” Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for]] (on realising the costumes didn't fit the script) “You can see they're wearing blue radiation gloves under their normal gloves” |
| Best Quote (during a show) | Brigitte Stenhouse (Somerville) for “… And explody bits in our explody things!” |
| Best Worst Line-learner | Ed Shaw (Worcester) for Simon the Scientist |
| The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act | Luke Cozens (LMH) for Number One |
Flosscars Nominations
| Best Hero | Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for James Bond Ben Below (Worcester) for Q |
| Best Heroine | Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Eva Likova Beth Mabbutt (LMH) for M |
| Best Bad Guy/Villain | Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld Luke Cozens (LMH) for Number One |
| Best Double Act/Couple | Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for 007 and 009 |
| Best Directing Team | Holly Morgan (Mansfield) and Judith Moore (Balliol) |
| Best Song | Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Number One Criminal Agency Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Living the High Life Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Lust Thing Ben Below (Worcester) for The Q Division Way |
| Best Costume | Eva Likova's Blue Sparkly Dress of Sparkles Oddfeld (in disguise) |
| Best Prop | Mr Bombadier the Prototype Teapot of Destiny |
| Best cock-up during a performance | Ben Below (Worcester) for With a little bit of leather and a blehblehasjsfdjhfgjkf I've been drinking. |
| Best Ad Lib | The scientists for their dance Asha's brother for moving the tea boxes off stage when they fell in the way of the action |
| Best Quote (during a show) | James Marsden (Corpus) for “Oh, you mean my PENIS?” Emma New (St Hildas) for The Oddfeld / Blowjob lines… Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for “Oooof course you do.” |
| The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act | Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld |
| The “ Don't Shoot the Children in the Face” Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student show | Jessica Law (St.Anne's) |
| The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty | Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) for Filling in for multiple roles Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Stepping in to play Hogan at the last minute |