Flosscars 2012

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Nominees :

• Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) for Hamlet (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Joe Hermaszewski (Oriel) for Kay (The Snow Queen)
• Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter (Piracy!)

Winner : Emma New (St Hildas) for Romeo (Tragedy: A Comedy)

Nominees :

• Rhoslyn Beckwith (St. Hilda's) for Juliet (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Ellie Armstrong for Gerda (The Snow Queen)
• Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Lady Vanity (Piracy!)

Winner : Rachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver (Piracy!)

Nominees :

• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for MacBeth (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Pippin (Magdalen), Aya Matsumoto and Ben Below (Worcester) for The Witches (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Emma Slattery (Merton) for Jardis (The Snow Queen)

Winner : Emma New (St Hildas) for The Pirate Queen (Piracy!)

Nominees :

• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Sam Young (Worcester) for Nursey and Father Lawrence (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Jessica Law (St.Anne's) and Bryn Griffiths (New College) for Shakespeare and Marlowe (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Ben Below (Worcester) and Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Jakob and Gregor (The Snow Queen)
• Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) and Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Püsh and Shöve (The Snow Queen)
• Bryn Griffiths (New College), Emma New (St Hildas) and Sam Young (Worcester) for Dieter, Dieter and Dietrich (The Snow Queen)
• Emma New (St Hildas) and Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Pirate Queen and Pirate King (Piracy!)
• Emma New (St Hildas) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Pirate Queen and Admiral Lord Flashknob (Piracy!)
• Diran Bodossian (Balliol) and Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Captain Trumpeter and Lady Vanity (Piracy!)
• Thomas Little (Hertford) and Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for Ham and Abel (aka Sailors 8 and 9) (Piracy!)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Tim Skew for One Armed Jack and Green Aeron the Pirate (“Ye can't scourge the Sea of Tranquility!”) (Piracy!)

Winner : Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) and Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for MacBeth and Father Lawrence (Tragedy: A Comedy)

Nominees :

• Emma New (St Hildas) for Romeo (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Alice Young (Hertford) for Mercutio (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) for Hamlet (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Bob Hunt for Greta (The Snow Queen)
• Rachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver (Piracy!)
• Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) for The Chaplain (Piracy!)

Winner : Sam Young (Worcester) for Nursey (Tragedy: A Comedy)

Nominees :

• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for MacBeth (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Ben Below (Worcester) and Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Jakob and Gregor (The Snow Queen)
• Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Tuuli (The Northern Wind) (The Snow Queen)
• Thomas Little (Hertford) for Jareth (The Bowie Voice) (The Snow Queen)
• Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Chief Don (Piracy!)

Winner : Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) for Don Antonio Constanza y Panadero de Stregaverde, Count of Cules (Piracy!)

Nominees :

• Aya Matsumoto, Ben Below (Worcester) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas), Adam Robinson (St. Peter's), Ben Below (Worcester) and Frances Watson (Queen's) (The Snow Queen)

Winner : Alex Brinkman-Young, Frances Watson (Queen's), Rachel Hughes and Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) (Piracy!)

Nominees :

• Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) (The Snow Queen)
• James Marsden (Corpus) (Piracy!)

Winner : Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) (Tragedy: A Comedy)

Nominees :

• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for So Much Fun to be a Shakespeare Zombie (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Rachel Hughes for Oh Kay (The Snow Queen)
• Ben Below (Worcester) and Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Science! Zombies! Tsunamis! (The Snow Queen)
• Ben Below (Worcester) for It's Good To Be Evil (The Snow Queen)
• Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Everything's <adjective> (Piracy!)
• Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Sacrifice for Love (Piracy!)
• Emma New (St Hildas) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Diplomatic Intercourse (Piracy!)
• Rachel Hughes for Just Like You (Piracy!)
• Rory Morrison (Mansfield) and The Bee Gees for Piracy! (Piracy!)

Winner : Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for The Infanta of Spain (Piracy!)

Nominees :

• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for MacBeth (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Alice Young (Hertford) for Mercutio (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Rhoslyn Beckwith (St. Hilda's) for Juliet's Wedding Dress (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Olivia Upchurch (Jesus) for her dress (post paddling pool…) (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for The Pirate King (Piracy!)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for The Pirate Queen (Piracy!)
• Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter's 17th Century uniform (Piracy!)

Winner : Emma New (St Hildas), Bryn Griffiths (New College) and Sam Young (Worcester) for Three Utterly ridiculous pairs of dungarees (The Snow Queen)

Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Admiral Lord Flashknob's glittery suit (Piracy!)

Nominees :

• Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) and Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for The Balcony (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield), Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) and Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) for The Magic Mirror (The Snow Queen)
• Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) for The Large Ham! (Piracy!)
• Bryn Griffiths (New College) for Baguette Sword (Piracy!)
• Stephanie Clarke (Hertford) for being the Pirate Queen's grope toy (Piracy!)
• Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for feather duster (Piracy!)

Winner : Peter Bunyan for his Spare Moustachio (Piracy!)

Nominees :

• Rhoslyn Beckwith (St. Hilda's) for forgetting the song and singing “I don't know what the words are” instead (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Olivia Upchurch (Jesus) and the paddling pool for failed trajectories (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) for swearing in front of the brownies (The Snow Queen)
• Ben Below (Worcester), Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for putting the benches so far upstage in the Ghost Gag that the ghosts couldn't hide properly (The Snow Queen)

Winner : Alice Young (Hertford) for “Romeo! I'm so glad I've killed you! I mean found you!” (Tragedy: A Comedy)

Nominees :

• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for the crime fighting with Jesus dream (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for being a tree (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for “Aaargh! Thar be Oxford, ripe for the plunderin'!” / “Och Aye, I'm in trouble again!” (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for nothing specific, as all his lines seemed as-libbed… (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Joe Hermaszewski (Oriel) for “Time to reflect on what you've done” (The Snow Queen)
• Ben Below (Worcester) and Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for all their lines, none of which were in the script (The Snow Queen)
• Tim Skew for The sword-gun (Piracy!)
• Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for “She looks like a cross between Keira Knightly and Dennis the Bloody Mennace” (Piracy!)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for “You mean WINcest!” (Piracy!)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for the boards that were held up during the Don's song (Piracy!)
• Peter Bunyan for “Thank hay-zus [Jesus] I had two!” (Piracy!)
• Joe Hermaszewski (Oriel) for All the unnecessary whipping (Piracy!)
• Bryn Griffiths (New College) for “Violence only baguettes violence” (Piracy!)

Winner : Ben Below (Worcester) for “What does this do? Maybe it controls time? Maybe it controls time? Maybe it controls time?” (The Snow Queen)

Nominees :

• Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) and James Marsden (Corpus) for “Did someone order a large ham?” (Piracy!)

Winner : Bob Hunt and Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) for the “Kartoffel-schinken-schubkarre-aale-fahrzeug-kaese-kuche-wursten-schnitzel” line (The Snow Queen)

Nominees :

• Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) for Montague 2 (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for The Priate King (Piracy!)
• Chris Webster for Seth (aka Sailor 7) (Piracy!)
• Ellie Armstrong for Mary the Sloth (Piracy!)

Winner : Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Father Lawrence (Tragedy: A Comedy)

Nominees :

• Emma New (St Hildas) for Romeo (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for MacBeth (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Father Lawrence (Tragedy: A Comedy)
• Thomas Little (Hertford) for Jareth (The Snow Queen)
• Rachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver (Piracy!)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Admiral Lord Flashknob (Piracy!)
• Hannah Snell (Balliol) for fooling the audience (well, one member of it at least) that she wasn't a plant (Piracy!)
• Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter (Piracy!)

Winner : Tim Skew for Rax (The Snow Queen)

Nominees :

Winner : Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for One of the three D's (The Snow Queen)

Nominees :

• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) and Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) for directing at the last minute (The Snow Queen)
• Alex Brinkman-Young and Frances Watson (Queen's) for directing, even though they didn't volunteer for it… (Piracy!)
• Robert Collins for repeatedly understudying
• Sam Young (Worcester) for having to kiss Jonny (Tragedy: A Comedy)

Winner : James Marsden (Corpus) for repeated minibus driving, getting Corpus Auditorium, last minute teching, sorting out the constitution and reapplying to the Proctors despite not being on the committee