WHODUNNIT? (Hilary, 2023)

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Eight guests. Many suspects. One dead body at the bottom of the stairs. Whodunnit? OULES makes a grab for Mousetrap fame in this unique (let’s call it that) murder mystery comedy. When Lord Harvington is found dead at the bottom of his staircase, it falls to one incompetent inspector and his beleaguered sidekick to crack the case. But red herrings are everywhere and the clues aren’t easy to solve. So, who did it? The squeaky-clean Goodys? The suspect Shadys? The Harvington children? Or someone completely left-field, like a police sergeant who confuses a walkie-talkie with a nose trimmer?

• Lord Harvington - Uğur “I wanna be naked in a Disney+ show” Özcan (Jesus)
• Lady Harvington - Elsie “Sexual deviancy - what ho!” Clark (St Anne's)
• Minty Harvington - Libby “Capital punishment is completely fine” Alldread (Corpus Christi)
• Binky Harvington - Macey “Get a blazer and then we can talk” Pattenden (Worcester)
• Percy Harvington - Ali “Like the Jackson 5 but more talented” Witheford (Magdalen)
• Charlie Harvington - Bíbor “What can I say I'm a bitch” Batki (St Hugh's)
• Alex Heartswept - Chris “All children are isomorphic” Chang (St Anne's)

• Tompkins - Patrick “I am a massive bastard” Painter (St Anne's)
• Mabel - Acadia “I'm not even French” Klepeis (Keble)
• Bob - Fen “It's Jesus or death” Brunt
• Dorothy - Fabian “Oh, to be tiddled” Bourdeaux (St Anne's)

• Angel Goody - Alysa “😇” Fitch (Keble)
• Saint Goody - Federica “My cheeks hurt from smiling” Pescini (Magdalen)
• Lucifer Shady - Paul “Not a big fan of balls” Becsi (Oriel)
• Jezebel Shady - Maja “I can't be funny on the spot” Kowalewska (Magdalen)
• Dr Angus Bones - Kevin “Am I Scottish or am I a normal person?” Zheng (St Anne's)
• Dr Andrew Bones - Warwick “My complaint is that I don't get to be a whore” Wagner (St Anne's)
• Cuthbert Snooty - Heledd “Mm” Newton (LMH)
• Joe Dullard - Peter “I can't wait for the scene where I'm tied up and gagged” Bachev (St Anne's)
• Joe Dullard (Thu) - Fen “Spice is the spice of life” Brunt

• Inspector Bumbleton - Sebastian “You are a very movable object” Morson (St Anne's)
• Barney - Lily “Yes, but-” Massey (Pembroke)
• Chief Manners - Freddie “The audience are simple people” Houlahan (Balliol)
• Constable Goons - Alice “A measured response to workplace bullying” Yates (Trinity)
• Sergeant Silly - Max “God's twinkiest soldier” Northcott (St Anne's)

• Scoop - Em “Then we, as one, scuttle” Fawcett (Wadham)
• Snoop - Fabian “Best dead body I've ever seen” Bourdeaux (St Anne's)

• Director - Jake “Still camp but better” Caudwell (Magdalen)
• Assistant Directors
  • Libby “More disgusted by poor people please” Alldread (Corpus Christi)
  • Freddie “Stop badmouthing crucifixion” Houlahan (Balliol)
  • Cecilia “Lick it and sniff it” Twigger (Regent's Park)
  • Alice “You dont get many slutty monks” Yates (Trinity)

• Writer - Elsie “Liquid Banger” Clark (St Anne's)
• Script Editors
  • Jake “More a remonstrance than an assault” Caudwell (Magdalen)
  • Alice “Does anyone have a big foam banana” Yates (Trinity)
  • Christopher “10'0” Goble
  • Patrick “Here all week, under Jake's bed” Painter (St Anne's)
  • Amy “Ctrl+F for submissive” Hemsworth (Univ)

• Producer - Sebastian “I can do Jesus” Morson (St Anne's)
• Production Manager - Fen “I'm not directing I just have opinions” Brunt
• Stage Manager - Fen “I'll always take a good axe-ing” Brunt
• Lighting Designer - Libby “Woman, your place is by the phone” Alldread (Corpus Christi)
• Lighting Assistants
  • Amy “The rainbow doesn't want to taste me” Hemsworth (Univ)
  • Max “Maid insurgency leader” Northcott (St Anne's)

• Marketing Manager - Amy “Let's workshop a cult” Hemsworth (Univ)
• Marketing Assistants
  • Freddie “A velcro kind of man” Houlahan (Balliol)
  • Ali “My voice is permafrost” Witheford (Magdalen)
• Art Director - Weronika “I'm not neurotic” Galka (St Peter's)
• Trailer Director - Amy “Jesus is a talented guy” Hemsworth (Univ)
• Trailer Videographer - Freddie “Are you suggesting I'm a eunuch?” Houlahan (Balliol)
• Trailer Editing - Fen “Paint me like one of your French corpses” Brunt

• Music Director - Oliver “A cross between Dobby & Dominatrix” Brown (Worcester)
• Assistant Music Director - Fabian “Just enjoy the millipede feet” Bourdeaux (St Anne's)
• Choreographer - Jake “Semicirculate” Caudwell (Magdalen)
• Violists
  • Emma Lee
  • Darcey Snape (Jesus)

• Welfare Officer - Uğur “I'll only be objectified by Fabian” Özcan (Jesus)
• Venue Coordinator - Macey “There's a head inside my soul” Pattenden (Worcester)
• Drinks Coordinator - Dave “Tumours have a growth mindset” Street (LMH)

• Whodunnit? - Patrick “A swarm of fish flopping around” Painter (St Anne's)
• Bad Bad Plans - Jake “Again with the foot elevation” Caudwell (Magdalen)
• Bumbleton is Best
  • Lyrics: Amy “Bumbleton to your heart's content” Hemsworth (Univ)
  • Music: Oliver “I mean I only have one quotation to choose from” Brown (Worcester)
• Snooty's Rap - Paul Becsi
• Happiness is Clappiness
  • Paul “I wish you would ride on me sometime” Becsi (Oriel)
  • Oliver “I'm going to church now” Brown (Worcester)
• Join our Hackathon - Kevin “I can see more of your chin than usual” Zheng (St Anne's)
• Final Song - Fabian “Bottom D, eh?” Bourdeaux (St Anne's)

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