Flosscars 2018

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Nominations

• Bianca Darolti for Carlotta Codswollop (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Dick (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Becky Hicks (Oriel) for Elizabeth (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for Emily Wright (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for Batman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) for Aquaman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Will Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall) for Hawkeye (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Nick Richardson (Real Boy) for Superman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Mark Simonitis (Keble) for The Splash (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Nominations

• Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh’s) for Barry Man-O-War (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for Santa (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Douglas Capitalism Black (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Berenika Kotełko for Cupcake (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for Muffin (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Krampus (Let’s Kill Santa)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for The Joker (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for Harley Quinn (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Emma Bates (Univ) for The Barista (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Nominations

• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for Captain Jetsam (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for S'You (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Will Mason for Bames Jond (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Vyclaudius Delamode (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for The Easter Bunny (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) for Jack Frost (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Em Fawcett (Wadham) for Margaret Washington (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for Justice Foreman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Imgoen Smiley (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois (A Plaice in the Sun)

Nominations

• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for Betty and Eileen (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Elsa Kienberger for Mandy and Andy (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Will Mason, George Tall (St Edmund Hall), Em Fawcett (Wadham) and Tom Saer for QWERTY (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Stephen Walsh (Teddy Hall), Jack Slater (St Edmund Hall), Velina Robinson (Mansfield) and Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for the Reindeer Police (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Berenika Kotełko and Lily Miles (Hertford) for The Confectionary Duo (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for Jack Frost and Easter Bunny (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Emma Bates (Univ), Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) and Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) for the Elves (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose), Em Fawcett (Wadham), Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton), Markus Beeken (Brasenose), Velina Robinson (Mansfield) and Will Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall) for The Avengers (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Nick Richardson (Real Boy), Emma New (St Hildas) and Connie Chen (St Anne’s) for the Justice League (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) and George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for The Joker and Harley Quinn (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Mark Simonitis (Keble) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for The Splash and Emily (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Anna White and Will Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall) for Officers Abbie and Arnie (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Matilda Tempest (Mansfield), Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen), Leo Tucker (Wadham) and Emma Bates (Univ) for the Mundane Five (A Plaice in the Sun)

Nominations

• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) and Stephen Walsh (Teddy Hall) for Vyclaudius and Rudolph (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Berenika Kotełko and Lily Miles (Hertford) for Cupcake and Muffin (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Erin English (Wadham) and Will Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall) for Elwrong and Bob (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Mark Simonitis (Keble) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for The Splash and Emily (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Rebecca Barton (Regent’s Park) and Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) for David and Lisa Wright (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Emma New (St Hildas) and Nick Richardson (Real Boy) for Batman and Superman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Emma New (St Hildas) and Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Batman and Imogen Smiley (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Velina Robinson (Mansfield) and Connie Chen (St Anne’s) for Black Widow and Wonder Woman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) and George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for The Joker and Harley Quinn (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Nominations

• Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Dick (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Will Mason for Bames Jond (Let’s Kill Santa)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for Tim Possible (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Tom Saer for Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Iron Man (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for The Joker (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Imogen Smiley (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois (A Plaice in the Sun)

Nominations

• Beth Mabbutt (LMH Alumnus), Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) and Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) for Let’s Kill Santa
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) and Becky Hicks (Oriel) for The Sensational Story of the Splash

Winner - Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for A Plaice in the Sun

Nominations

• Judith Moore (Balliol) for A Plaice in the Sun
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) for Let’s Kill Santa

Winner - Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for The Sensational Story of the Splash

Nominations

• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose), Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for A Plaice in the Sun
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for Let’s Kill Santa

Winner - Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) and Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) for The Sensational Story of the Splash

Nominations

• Judith Moore (Balliol) and Bianca Darolti for “A Plaice to Call Home” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for “When You’re a Pirate” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for “The Complicated Song” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for “I Put the Ho’ in Hoodwink” (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for “Trust in the Barista” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for “Avengers, assemble!” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for “I am a diva” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for “Splash’s lament” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for “Being a hero” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for “The Barricade” (Let’s Kill Santa)

Nominations

• Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Erin English (Wadham) and Sofia Gomezllata for the Donkey Costumes (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Muffin and Cupcake's headbands (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for the Easter Bunny (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Krampus (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for The Barista's outfit (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for The Joker (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for Harley Quinn (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for Batman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Loki's horns (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Connie Chen (St Anne’s) for Wonder Woman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Vyclaudius' Outfit (Let’s Kill Santa)

Nominations

• Mary Beeken for Dead Timmy (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for the Plastic Bag treasure chest (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for the Explosion Rubble (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Beth Mabbutt (LMH Alumnus), Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) and Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) for The Barricade (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for the Tinsel Shackles (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for the secreted sweeties (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Becky Hicks (Oriel) for the Justice League's boat (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Becky Hicks (Oriel) and George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for the Joker's Bomb (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for the Hole (A Plaice in the Sun)

Nominations

• Mary Beeken for “Back to the Fuchsia” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for the Inflatable Flamingo (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Beth Mabbutt (LMH Alumnus) for the Backdrops (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for the Pinecone (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for the Police Batons (Let’s Kill Santa)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) and Becky Hicks (Oriel) for the Ocean Draining Machine (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Becky Hicks (Oriel) and Mark Simonitis (Keble) for Splash's Powers (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Becky Hicks (Oriel) for the Inflatable Hammer (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Mary Beeken for Timmy (A Plaice in the Sun)

Nominations

• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for the exploding pimms (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Erin English (Wadham) for “Nancy, he's right” “That's….great!” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Will Mason and George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for skipping an entire scheme of QWERTY's lines (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for forgetting Bob and just leaving him onstage (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) and Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for pulling a Kybett; walking onstage, nodding vaguely and walking off again (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for laughing at lights (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for forgetting half her lines for a scene (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Erin English (Wadham) and Sofia Gomezllata for the Donkey Beheading (A Plaice in the Sun)

Nominations

• Lily Miles (Hertford) and Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for forgetting basically every prop (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Cast of Plaice for being unable to not laugh at “my hole” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Tom Saer for writing an essay backstage halfway through a scene (Let’s Kill Santa)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for “We wish you a merry Wednesday” (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Whoever was in charge of the Backdrops in Let’s Kill Santa
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for taking too long with a costume change and leaving George to improvising being beat up (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - James Marsden (ex-Corpus), Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) and the History Boy's lighting technician for the Lights in The Sensational Story of the Splash

Nominations

• Neil Suchak (LMH) and Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) for the extra fish puns (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for “You won't get away with this, we're meddling kids!” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for “I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry.” (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Jack Slater (St Edmund Hall) for “It's not gibberish, it's Welsh.” (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for Bionicle birthing strawberry laces (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for “Muffin, don't you know anything?” “No, sir” (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Em Fawcett (Wadham) for “It's a Chevron” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Mark Simonitis (Keble) for “I can take care of Emily now that the sun is down” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for “Na na na na na na na na me!!” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) for “Is turning off the sun part of our evil plan?” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for prodding Batman’s chest and saying “well, that’s disappointing” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• The cast of The Sensational Story of the Splash for the phone flashlights

Winner - Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for the “Look over here” song (Let’s Kill Santa)

Nominations

• Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for giving the cast extra alcohol (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for “It's not a soliloquy, it's an aside” (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Connie's friends for “Woo! Connie!” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for “Who did the risk assessment?” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for her bra

Winner - Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for “He has a condition” (Let’s Kill Santa)

Nominations

• Judith Moore (Balliol) and Bianca Darolti for “Some of the chips glow in the dark!” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) and Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for “I had no depth of vision! I thought they were bigger rocks further away!” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) and Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for “My hole” (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) and Jack Slater (St Edmund Hall) for “Why are we goose stepping…shouldn't we be reindeer stepping?” (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) and Stephen Walsh (Teddy Hall) for “Dasher, put that away” (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) for the Donkey Joke (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose), Lily Miles (Hertford) and Emma Bates (Univ) for “Evil is brewing and we're the masters of the kettle” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for “You're an idiotic pubescent hothead with an internal supersoaker” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose), Lily Miles (Hertford) and Emma Bates (Univ) for “Secondary villains, deal with them” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose), Lily Miles (Hertford) and Emma Bates (Univ) for all the coffee puns (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for “and I called her…ROSITA!” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose), Lily Miles (Hertford) and Emma New (St Hildas) for “Seems…Counterproductive” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Markus Beeken (Brasenose), Lily Miles (Hertford) and Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for “Pineapple juice is a pathetic excuse for a drink and you're a pathetic excuse for a man!” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Nominations

• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Dick (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Douglas Capitalism Black (Let’s Kill Santa)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for Tim Possible (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for Batman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for Bruce Banner and the Judge (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for learning lines by 1st rehearsal and making everyone else look bad

Nominations

• Bianca Darolti for Carlotta Codswallop (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for S'you (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Tom Saer for Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Emma New (St Hildas) for Santa (Let’s Kill Santa) and Batman (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Emma Bates (Univ) for The Barista (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for Emily Wright (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for The Joker (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Stephen Walsh (Teddy Hall) as Rudolph (Let’s Kill Santa)

Nominations

• Lily Miles (Hertford) and Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) for designing and organising Stash
• Lily Miles (Hertford) and Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for filling in for Producer and Stage Manager (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for AD-ing during her exams (A Plaice in the Sun)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Vyclaudius' costume (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Matilda Tempest (Mansfield), Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for the make up (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Will Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall) for catching the collapsing set three time (Let’s Kill Santa)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Imogen's dance (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• George Tall (St Edmund Hall) and Becky Hicks (Oriel) for the Ocean Draining Machine (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Jack Slater (St Edmund Hall) for coming to Splash every night and filming it multiple times (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for making/repairing Loki's horns (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
• Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for learning all their lines before the readthrough (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - The cast for taking over when lights failed (The Sensational Story of the Splash)

Winner - Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Lifetime Achievement