Flosscars 2013

Flosscars are our annual awards for acting, failing to act, writing, failing to write, and generally anything we feel deserves an award at the time. Feel free to browse our archives of Flosscars in years gone past as well as using this page in Trinity of each year to nominate and vote for that year's Flosscars!

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Nominees :

• James Marsden (Corpus) for Peter Pevensie (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Luke Rollason for Lancelot (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Gawain (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Ed Shaw (Worcester) for Grizzlington (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Elena Harty (Magdalen) for Percy (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))

Nominees :

• Claire Mead for Lucy Pevensie (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Emma Slattery (Merton) for Susan Pevensie (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Elena Harty (Magdalen) for Ursa (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) for Susan (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for The White Witch (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Pax/Hamases (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Morgana Le Fay (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))

Nominees :

• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Mr and Mrs Beaver (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) and Ed Shaw (Worcester) for Gawain and Gareth (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Diran Bodossian (Balliol) and Robert Collins for The Beast! (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Sam Young (Worcester) and Bryn Griffiths (New College) for Bedivere and Kay (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) and Bryn Griffiths (New College) for Holmes and Watson (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Jessica Law (St.Anne's) and Hannah Snell (Balliol) for Annabel and Sir Steve the Bear (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Ben Below (Worcester) for Frankenstein and Jekyll (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Mrs Beaver (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Elena Harty (Magdalen) for Percy (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))

Winner : Elena Harty (Magdalen) for Ursa pretending to be male (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• Frances Watson (Queen's) for Maugrim (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Nikola Tesla (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Merlin Seller for Nikola Tesla (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Lyman Gamberton (Brasenose) for Hungarian Babbage (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Graham Rogers (Worcester) for Bell (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) for Prince Albert (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper), Cecily Pearson and Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and James Marsden (Corpus) (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))

Nominees :

• Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))

Winner : Tim Ledsam (Hertford) (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• Sam Young (Worcester) for Questing for the Grail (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for My Guinevere (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Life without adventure (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Don't Search Me Now (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Raising the Dead (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• All the Knights (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• The entire cast for Basically dressing exactly as they would anyway but with more facial hair (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Hannah Snell (Balliol) for Steve the bear (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Lyman Gamberton (Brasenose) for Babbage's fine gentlemanly attire (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Abigail Buccaneer and Lyman Gamberton (Brasenose) for Princess-tron (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Bryn Griffiths (New College) for Aslan (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))

Nominees :

• Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) for Sarcophagus (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Faraday's death ray (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Lyman Gamberton (Brasenose) for Princess-saw (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Vibrating footstool (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))

Nominees :

• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for punching Beca in the face (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Forgetting all but one line of the assassinating song (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• James Marsden (Corpus) for Merlin's (temporary) beard (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Joe Hermaszewski (Oriel) for “Do you like me now?” “NO!” (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Whoever's job it was for forgetting to put the crown jewels on stage (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) for “I shall go freestyle… I mean freelance!” (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for “Aslan's dead! Now let's go shift the blame on Simba!” (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Luke Rollason for “By my thin sparkly legs!” (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• The entire cast for “I will! I will do that!” (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Bryn Griffiths (New College) for “New Watson… How would you like to be New Watson” (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Ben Below (Worcester) for “I dropped my handkerchief. And my pen. And…” (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Ben Below (Worcester) and Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for all their lines, none of which were in the script (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Bryn Griffiths (New College) for Something like: “You are all very tense. Much like Ullaanbataar, capital city of Mongolia, a city with no permanent structures” (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Christina Luk (Worcester) for “Danger!” (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Elena Harty (Magdalen) for “BRILLIANT!” (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Hannah Snell (Balliol) for “Rrrrrrraaaaaahhhhh!” (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Ben Below (Worcester) for “We do the same thing we do every night. Try to take over the RAISING THE DEAD!” (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Nominees :

• Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Generally, but mainly Gawain (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Forgetting all but one line of the assassinating song (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Ben Below (Worcester) for Frankenstein (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Joe Hermaszewski (Oriel) for Generally, but mainly the infinite loop in the schools' performance of Arthur and the first night of GPDGT

Nominees :

• Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) for Sir Pellinore (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Christina Luk (Worcester) for Faraday (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) for Susan (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
• Sam Young (Worcester) for The Narrator (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)

Winner : Luke Rollason for Sir Lancelot (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))

Nominees :

Winner : Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Guinevere (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))

Nominees :

• Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Having the position of Musical Director thrust upon him in Narnia and doing a splendid job of it in the space of 1½ weeks (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
• Hannah Snell (Balliol) for Agreeing to be in Arthur an hour before the show started, learning lines and doing a damn good job! (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
• Ele Grieveson (Corpus Christi) for Doing absolutly all the hair and makeup for so many years and being totally cool about it
• Merlin Seller and Claire Mead for Finishing a poster after hand breakage

Winner : Claire Mead for All the posters!