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Piracy! (Hilary, 2012)
Cast
Script and Programme
Flosscars Wins
| Best Heroine | Rachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver |
| Best Bad Guy / Villain | Emma New (St Hildas) for The Pirate Queen |
| The “Tom Reynolds” Award for most Spurious Accent | Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) for Don Antonio Constanza y Pander de Stregaverde, Count of Cules |
| Best Directing Team | Alex Brinkman-Young, Frances Watson (Queen's), Rachel Hughes and Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) |
| Best Song | Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for The Infanta of Spain |
| Best Costume | Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Admiral Lord Flashknob's glittery suit |
| Best Prop | Peter Bunyan for his Spare Moustachio |
Flosscars Nominations
| Best Hero | Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter |
| Best Heroine | Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Lady Vanity |
| The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/Couple | Emma New (St Hildas) and Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Pirate Queen and Pirate King Emma New (St Hildas) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Pirate Queen and Admiral Lord Flashknob Diran Bodossian (Balliol) and Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Captain Trumpeter and Lady Vanity Thomas Little (Hertford) and Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for Ham and Abel (aka Sailors 8 and 9) Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Tim Skew for One Armed Jack and Green Aeron the Pirate (“Ye can't scourge the Sea of Tranquility!”) |
| Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex | Rachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) for The Chaplain |
| The “Tom Reynolds” Award for most Spurious Accent | Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Chief Don |
| Best Writer | James Marsden (Corpus) |
| Best Song | Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Everything's <adjective> Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Sacrifice for Love Emma New (St Hildas) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Diplomatic Intercourse Rachel Hughes for Just Like You Rory Morrison (Mansfield) and The Bee Gees for Piracy! |
| Best Costume | Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for The Pirate King Emma New (St Hildas) for The Pirate Queen Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter's 17th Century uniform |
| Best Prop | Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) for The Large Ham! Bryn Griffiths (New College) for Baguette Sword Stephanie Clarke (Hertford) for being the Pirate Queen's grope toy Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for feather duster |
| Best Ad Lib | Tim Skew for The sword-gun Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for “She looks like a cross between Keira Knightly and Dennis the Bloody Mennace” Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for “You mean WINcest!” Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for the boards that were held up during the Don's song Peter Bunyan for “Thank hay-zus [Jesus] I had two!” Joe Hermaszewski (Oriel) for All the unnecessary whipping Bryn Griffiths (New College) for “Violence only baguettes violence” |
| Best Quote (during a show) | Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) and James Marsden (Corpus) for “Did someone order a large ham?” |
| The “Dan Artus” Award for Best Worst Line-learner | Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for The Priate King Chris Webster for Seth (aka Sailor 7) Ellie Armstrong for Mary the Sloth |
| The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act | Rachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Admiral Lord Flashknob Hannah Snell (Balliol) for fooling the audience (well, one member of it at least) that she wasn't a plant Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter |
| The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty | Alex Brinkman-Young and Frances Watson (Queen's) for directing, even though they didn't volunteer for it… |