Flosscars 2017

Flosscars are our annual awards for acting, failing to act, writing, failing to write, and generally anything we feel deserves an award at the time. Feel free to browse our archives of Flosscars in years gone past as well as using this page in Trinity of each year to nominate and vote for that year's Flosscars!

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Nominations

• James Carter (ex-Magdalen) for Hedgehog No. 3 (Off With Their Heads!)
• Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's) and Tristan Cresswell (Sheffield) for Monty (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Becky Hicks (Oriel) for Theseus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Jay Jivani for Dionysus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Bianca Darolti for Jason (It's All Greek To Me)
• Neil Suchak (LMH) for Perseus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for Odysseus (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Rupert (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Nominations

• Beth Mabbutt (LMH) for Queen of Hearts (Off With Their Heads!)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Princess Amethyst (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Frances Livesey (Corpus Christi) for Alice (Off With Their Heads!)
• Velina Robinson (Mansfield) for Penelope (It's All Greek To Me)
• Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's) for Delphine (It's All Greek To Me)
• Emma Bates (Univ) for Helen of Troy (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Elsa Kienberger for Ariadne (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Perry Hartland-Asbury (ex-Mansfield) for Jafar (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for Jasper (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) for Dormouse (Off With Their Heads!)
• James Carter (ex-Magdalen) for Scar (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Hades (It's All Greek To Me)
• Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) for Persephone (It's All Greek To Me)
• Isabella Morris (St John's College) for Charon (It's All Greek To Me)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Baron von Top Trump (Off With Their Heads!)

Winner : Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College) for The Mad Hatter (Off With Their Heads!)

Nominations

• Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen's) for Queen Evelyn (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Alex Marcus for The Ace of Spades (Off With Their Heads!)
• Naomi Heffer (St Hugh's College) for Griselda Tremaine (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Cheshire Cat (Off With Their Heads!)
• Jay Jivani for Mother Gothel (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh's) for Rumplestiltskin (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for Zeus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Orlanda Edmonds for Queen of Diamonds (Off With Their Heads!)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for King Roderick (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Will Mason for Prince Charming (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Maleficent (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Winner : Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Hercules (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College), Maria Stroyakovski (Keble) and Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) for The Mad Tea Party (Off With Their Heads!)
• Naomi Heffer (St Hugh's College), Jay Jivani, Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen's) and Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for The Evil Stepmothers' Club (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) and Rob Selth (Univ) for Cheshire Cat and Dodo (Off With Their Heads!)
• Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) and Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College) for Hansel and Gretel (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Neil Suchak (LMH), Bianca Darolti and Becky Hicks (Oriel) for The Greek Heroes (It's All Greek To Me)
• Will Mason, Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) and James Marsden (ex-Corpus) for The Spartans (It's All Greek To Me)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) and Alex Brinkman-Young (St. Anne's) for Hercules and Claudia (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Lily Miles (Hertford) and Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen's) for The Chorus (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Beth Mabbutt (LMH) and Orlanda Edmonds for The Queens (Off With Their Heads!)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) and Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh's) for Roderick and Penelope (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) for Hades and Persephone (It's All Greek To Me)
• Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) and Velina Robinson (Mansfield) for Melly and Penelope (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Georgie Atton (Somerville) and Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Amy and Rupert (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Nominations

• Stephen Walsh (Teddy Hall) for The Fairy Godfather's Italian-American Accent (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for The Knave of Spades (Off With Their Heads!)
• Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) for Hook (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) for Silenus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh's) for Rumplestiltskin (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Baron von Top Trump (Off With Their Heads!)

Winner : Will Mason, Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) and James Marsden (ex-Corpus) for The Spartans (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton), Kiwi Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters) and Sebastian Fox (Mansfield) for Off With Their Heads!
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) and James Carter (Ex-Magdalen) for It's All Greek To Me

Winner : Judith Moore (Balliol) and Beth Mabbutt (LMH Alumnus) for The Evil Stepmothers' Club

Nominations

• Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) and Georgie Atton (Somerville) for (Off With Their Heads!)
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for The Evil Stepmothers' Club

Winner : Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for It's All Greek To Me

Nominations

• Judith Moore (Balliol) for Off With Their Heads! (Off With Their Heads!)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield), Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for Lots of Leather and Assess Chaps (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for The Evil Inside (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for I Will Be There (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for The Suitors' Song (It's All Greek To Me)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) and Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for This Hero's Day (It's All Greek To Me)
• Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) for Hero Be (It's All Greek To Me)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Underworld (It's All Greek To Me)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for Croquet Till You Croak (Off With Their Heads!)

Winner : Judith Moore] (Balliol) for Labour of Love (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Maria Stroyakovski (Keble) for The March Hare (Off With Their Heads!)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Cheshire Cat (Off With Their Heads!)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh's) for Monty the Horse (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Treasurer Uno (Off With Their Heads!)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) and George Gurney for The Armour (It's All Greek To Me)
• Jay Jivani for Dionysus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) for Persephone (It's All Greek To Me)
• Will Mason for Leonidas (It's All Greek To Me)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Togas (It's All Greek To Me)
• Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) for Silenus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for Zeus's Nipples (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh's) for The Tear-Away Suit (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Nominations

• Roderick's stool (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Judith Moore (Balliol) for The Chorus Masks (It's All Greek To Me)
• The chest of drawers for being difficult to hide behind (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Marriage Arch for being huge (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Winner : Leo Tucker (Wadham) for The 3 inch sword (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Tristan Cresswell (Sheffield) and Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) for Rules of Bridge (Off With Their Heads!)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh's) for Hercules' Autobiography (It's All Greek To Me)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Greek Columns (It's All Greek To Me)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Athena's Shield (It's All Greek To Me)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for The Brownie (It's All Greek To Me)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh's) for The Hippogriff Head from Orlando Furioso (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Georgie Atton (Somerville) for The Bear Trap (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Nominations

• Leo Tucker (Wadham) for Being late for a very important date… his cue. (Off With Their Heads!)
• Becky Hicks (Oriel) for Coming on very, very late as Baby Bear (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• All of the cards for Falling apart (Off With Their Heads!)
• The JDP for Not fixing their lighting rig and causing it to strobe (It's All Greek To Me)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Walking on stage at the wrong time, vaguely nodding, walking off again (It's All Greek To Me)
• Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Thinking she could eat 10 sausage rolls on stage and still say her lines (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Winner : Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Repeated corpsing courtesy of the Romeo and Juliet theme (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Nominations

• Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for Asking Rupert why he was releasing Jasper from the dungeon (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) for Realising she was meant to be in a scene and legging it spectacularly across backstage to get on stage just in time for her line (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for Breaking Ben's priceless red wine (It's All Greek To Me)
• Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for 'Horse full of wooden Greeks' (It's All Greek To Me)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for 'The most sexual coffee shop in the forest' (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Winner : The Greek Cast for The Hero Centipede (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Leo Tucker (Wadham) for Doing up his rabbit onesie as he came up on stage to imply… certain things (Off With Their Heads!)
• Cameron Alsop (Formerly St Catherine's) for Romeo and Juliet Theme (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Cameron Alsop (Formerly St Catherine's) for Romeo and Juliet Theme… again (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for 'You've driven me to democracy' (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Elsa Kienberger for 'No! Don't go into the light!' (It's All Greek To Me)
• Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's) for The insightful monologues of Monty (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Leo Tucker (Wadham) for 'Do you have any pets? I swear I saw a horse around here somewhere' (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Winner : Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Suavely catching Asha's bra (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Lily Miles (Hertford) for Correcting the Knave of Spades on the pronunciation of 'hatter' (Off With Their Heads!)
• Dan Artus (Regent's Park) for Joining in the villainous laughter every single time (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• The entire audience for 'So what, I hear you ask!' 'So what!' (It's All Greek To Me)
• The entire audience for 'I'm trying to do serious theatre' 'Oh no you're not!' (It's All Greek To Me)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for 'You haven't got a pianist!' 'Darling, if there's one thing I've got…' (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose), Judith Moore (Balliol) and Fitzy for maybe if we give them a Flosscar they'll stop throwing underwear on the stage? (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Bandits for 'I've got this huuuuge chicken…' 'Woah, that's a really big chicken' (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Scar for 'I'll have a Mufasa on the rocks' (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Knave of Spades for 'I wish to enter mon croissant' (Off With Their Heads!)
• Theseus for 'I regret nothing!' (It's All Greek To Me)
• Silenus for 'Call me did you what just?' (It's All Greek To Me)
• Pericles for 'some ludicrous hack of a so-called comedy writer' (It's All Greek To Me)
• Charon for 'I'm basically a very, very glorified chauffeur' (It's All Greek To Me)
• Pericles for 'I was too young sir. I'm 35 now' (It's All Greek To Me)
• Roderick for 'When are you going to meet princes if I don't have any balls? The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Persephone for 'You ever tried fighting a season, bitch?' (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Leonidas for 'This guy says his grandfather was my anus' (It's All Greek To Me)

Nominations

• Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for It's All Greek To Me
• Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) for It's All Greek To Me
• Frances Livesey (Corpus Christi) for Off With Their Heads

Winner : Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for The Evil Stepmothers’ Club

Nominations

• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Rupert (The Evil Stepmothers' Club) and Hercules (It's All Greek To Me)
• Stephen Walsh (Teddy Hall) for Fairy Godfather (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Rob Selth (Univ) for Dodo (Off With Their Heads!)
• Jay Jivani for Mother Gothel (The Evil Stepmothers' Club) and Dionysus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Princess Amethyst (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Becky Hicks (Oriel) for Theseus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Naomi Heffer (St Hugh's College) for Griselda Tremaine (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)
• Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Hades (It's All Greek To Me)
• Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) for Silenus (It's All Greek To Me)
• Lily Miles (Hertford) for Phoebe (It's All Greek To Me)
• Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh's) for Rumplestiltskin (The Evil Stepmothers' Club)

Winner : Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College) for The Mad Hatter (Off With Their Heads!)

Nomination

• Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for Learning his lines before the all day rehearsal for Greek (It's All Greek To Me)
• Lady Margaret Hall for Being lovely and competent (The Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
• Katie Moore (Ex-Magdalen) for Standing in as Top Trump at the last minute when Georgie was called unexpectedly to Madagascar (Off With Their Heads!)
• Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) for Doing the lighting for ESC with less than a day to read the script (The Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
• Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh's) for Making Monty (The Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
• The badger for Not distracting the cast like last year (It's All Greek To Me)
• Sebastian Fox (Mansfield) for Offering to learn an entire part when it looked like a cast member was going to be ill (It's All Greek To Me)
• Emma Bates (Univ) for Going on stage while almost dying because they were sick (It's All Greek To Me)
• Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Skinning his feet in Greek during the song (It's All Greek To Me)
• Will Mason for Destroying his voice during Greek (It's All Greek To Me)
• Neil Suchak (LMH), Bianca Darolti, and Becky Hicks (Oriel) for recording the Greek trailer barefoot in freezing temperatures (It's All Greek To Me)

Winner : Georgie Atton (Somerville) and George Gurney for Spending hours upon hours sculpting many sets of armour (It's All Greek To Me)