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Sleeping Beauty (Michaelmas, 2001)

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Good, evil, cross-dressing, it's all here.

Cast

The Count of Fairyland

  • Archie (King of Fairyland) - Jhon “Well, that's not a problem. I'm the King. Get out!” Polatch
  • Esmeralda (Queen of Fairyland) - C “The Queen - oh, what a wimp!” Howdle (Wadham)
  • Belle (Their daughter) - Lydia “But Belle, she is the fairest of them all.” Menzies
  • Maid Marion (Belle's Maid) - Andrea “But, Maid Marion, you're beautiful” Watts
  • Cook - Duncan “If you tasted my piccalilli you'd see you were making a big mistake” Coutts (Worcester)
  • Little Boy Blue - Franco “You're not fit to be in charge of a goldfish” Woolfe

Their Friends

  • Fairy Nuff - Fennel Aurora
  • Fairy Lea - Rhi Mogridge
  • Fairy Liquid - Claire Cruise
  • Humpty Dumpty (An Egg) - Mike “You're better than Little Boy Blue” Hallard (Queen's)

Their Enemies

  • Fairy Stofthemall (A bad fairy) - Elizabeth “She's a bad fairy. The worst” Baldwin (Wadham)
  • Evil Minion (Her sidekick) - Julia “This is my minion, whose name is not important” Short
  • Jean-Pierre (A dejected lover) - Nicole “Je suis le prince amoreux” Gera

People They Only Know Briefly

Production

  • Written by - Liz Norman, Lydia Menzies and the drunken script-writing team
  • Directed by - Rhi Mogridge and her team of RADA-trained llamas
  • Produced by - Duncan Coutts (Worcester) and Andrea Watts

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best Double ActLydia and Andrea for Belle and Maid Marion
Best on-stage fuck-upLid for cutting the last two scenes of the panto with premature poetry
Best speechNicole for The hamster speech in panto
Worst Audience:(I don't mean to influence your choice, but they were mean little critters. )St Peters JCR for ignoring us
St Peters JCR for refusing to come up on stage
St Peters JCR for being miserable bastards
St Peters JCR for accepting flashing but refusing to react
St Peters JCR for being more interested in football
St Peters JCR for not finding it funny when we gave them a tampon for being our worst audience
Best last-minute OULEnoga zivan (Wadham) for Fairy Lea
Best caricature of oneselfLid for Belle

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroineLid for Belle
Best VillainElizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for Fairy Stovthemall
Best ad-libLid for “I'm so hungry. I wish I had some pies, but there are no pies. I wonder who ate all the pies.”
Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for “You don't like girls, do you,”
Best on-stage fuck-upDuncan Coutts (Worcester) for “What's my line?”
Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for “Bastard!” at the lovely school
Best speechElizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for the “There's nothing I can't do” speech
The “Beyond the call of duty” award, for going beyond the call of dutyLid for flashing St Peters JCR in an attempt to get a reaction
Best last-minute OULETessa for Fairy Lea
Best drunkJhon for The King
Best dodgy accentNicole for Jean-Pierre
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