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Everyone Dies At The End (Hilary, 2019)

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Everyone Dies at the End is comedy musical about (spoiler alert) the apocalypse! Yes, you read that right. Let me explain.

Bored of their daily routine of trotting around for millennia, the Horsemen of the Apocalypse decided to do what they were literally created to do: kill everyone! The Norse Gods had similar plans, but their apocalypse was going to be bigger, better and way cooler sounding - Ragnarok! An assortment of conspiracy theorists, mad scientists and cheese-loving Europeans swiftly got involved in what was quickly going to become… well, a bit of a mess really. Featuring: an eight-legged pantomime horse, a 16-foot snake, original rock and tango music numbers, terrible accents and a lovable godly wolf.

Cast

The Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Norse Gods

The Illuminati

  • Mary Berry - Velina “Less natural sass” Robinson (Mansfield)
  • Elvis Presley - Emma “It was fine when it wasn't flaccid!” New (St Hilda's)
  • Tim Foyle - Em “If this even my real name” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Herald - Ed “Too stupid” Tansley

The Cambridge University Necrotic Technology Society

  • Professor E.V.I Lampton - Maddie “Running low on bubonic” Leggett (St John's)
  • Doctor N.A.S Thompson-Young - Tzveta “Do you actually want me to act?” Pokrovska (LMH)
  • Doctor B.A. Dampfnudel - Samanwita “It's alive!” Sen (Oriel)
  • Simeon - Charlie “Well, bugger” Howley (LMH)

The Swiss Defence Ministry

  • Mechant - Tessa “I love war” Brunt (Mansfield)
  • De Neutre - Andrew “Draft a peace agreement” Kenyon-Roberts
  • L’Gris - Ana “Where would we brie without cheese?” Pagu (Linacre)

Aliens, Monsters and Conspiracy Theorists

  • Ester - Lily “Pretending to pretend to act” Miles (Hertford)
  • Fi - Remy “Aliens exist!” Soysal
  • Hugh - Olivia “I know how humans walk” Boyd
  • Howard - Alex “The Moon is flat” Coombs (St Peter's)
  • Samphire - Matilda “confused by the confusion” Fisher
  • Rolf - Leo “I wish you were my butt” Tucker (Wadham)
  • The Mummy - Neil “No idea what happens in this play” Suchak (LMH)

Assistants to the Horsemen

  • Mort - Alex “Born to play this part” Coombs (St Peter's)
  • Olive - Olive “Olivia” Boyd
  • Victor - Ed “I record Bake Off for them” Tansley
  • Jessica - Samanwita “#PestilentPride” Sen (Oriel)

The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies

Production

  • Director - Matilda “Sugary bribery” Tempest (Mansfield)
  • Assistant Directors
    • George “This is a terrible idea but ok” Tall (St Edmund Hall)
    • Branoc “If you can't learn lines, direct” Richards (Formerly Magdalen)
  • Writers
  • Producer - Ana “You want a snake how long?!” Pagu (Linacre)
  • Musical Directors
  • Stage Manager - Becky “Onion” Hicks (Oriel)
  • Assistant Stage Manager - Elise “Big Red Button” Most
  • Lighting Technician - James “Like last time but less rubbish” Marsden (Ex-Corpus)

Special thanks to Ana Pagu, Becky Hicks and Lily Miles for filming.

Songs

  • The Horsemen of the Apocalypse
  • We are the C.U.N.T.S
    • Emma “This song broke my autocorrect” New (St Hilda's)
  • The Death Tango
    • Jake “Markus, no one's going to get it” Griffiths (Brasenose)
    • Markus “It's a Hamlet reference, Jacob!” Beeken (Brasenose)
  • The Ragnarock
  • The Death Tango: 2 Death, 2 Tango
  • It’s the End of the world

Flosscars Wins

Best Heroic CharacterTegan Gears (Teddy Hall) for Thor
Best Morally Ambiguous CharacterValeriia Gladkova (Merton) for Fenrir
Best CoupleBecky Hicks (Oriel) and Georgia Watkins (St Hildas) for Hel and Death
Best ScriptLily Miles (ex-Hertford) and Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) for Everyone Dies at the End
Best SongMarkus Beeken (Brasenose), Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) and Neil Suchak (LMH) for The Ragnarock
Best Worst PropBecky Hicks (Oriel) and George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for the Horsemen's Horses
Best Cock-Up During a PerformanceGeorgia Watkins (St Hildas) for “Your girlfriend made me feel things…” instead of granddaughter
Best Quote from a ScriptLily Miles (ex-Hertford), Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) and George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for Odin's Sexual Exploits
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to ActGeorgia Watkins (St Hildas) for Wishee Washee and Death

Flosscars Nominations

Best Heroic CharacterMarkus Beeken (Brasenose) for Famine
Georgia Watkins (St Hildas) for Death
Best Villainous CharacterJake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Satan
Edoardo Lomi for Loki
George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for Odin
Best Morally Ambiguous CharacterBecky Hicks (Oriel) for Hel
Emma New (St Hildas) for Elvis Presley
Best Group/Double ActWill Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall), Rebecca Barton (Regent’s Park), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Georgia Watkins (St Hildas) for the Four Horsemen
Em Fawcett (Wadham), Emma New (St Hildas) and Velina Robinson (Mansfield) for the Illuminati
George Tall (St Edmund Hall), Becky Hicks (Oriel), Edoardo Lomi, Tegan Gears (Teddy Hall), Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) and Branoc Richards (Formerly Magdalen) for the Norse Gods
Best CoupleRebecca Barton (Regent’s Park) and Tessa Brunt (Mansfield) for War and Mechant
Best Spurious AccentWill Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall) for Pestilence not being German
Andrew Kenyon-Roberts for De Neutre
Ana Pagu Linacre) for L'Gris
Best Directing TeamMatilda Tempest (Mansfield), George Tall (St Edmund Hall) and Branoc Richards (Formerly Magdalen) for Everyone Dies at the End
Best Marketing CampaignAna Pagu Linacre) for Everyone Dies at the End
Best SongLily Miles (ex-Hertford) and Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for It's the End of the World
Lily Miles (ex-Hertford) and Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for The Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Emma New (St Hildas) for We are the C.U.N.T.S
Best Performance of a SongJake Griffiths (Brasenose) for It's the End of the World
Becky Hicks (Oriel) for the Death Tango
George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for the Ragnarock
Georgia Watkins (St Hildas) for Death Tango
Best CostumeAna Pagu Linacre) for Jormungandr
Best Worst PropAna Pagu Linacre) for Sleipnir's extra legs
Best Best PropAna Pagu Linacre) for Mr Snuffles
Best Cock-Up During a PerformanceWill Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall), Rebecca Barton (Regent’s Park), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Georgia Watkins (St Hildas) for the scrambling up of the first scene
Tegan Gears (Teddy Hall) for Thor losing his beard then trying to reattach it
Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a RehearsalEm Fawcett (Wadham) for writing conspiracy theories in permanent marker
Edoardo Lomi for pulling a Kybett in the Speedrun: walking on, nodding, walking off again
Best Ad-LibEm Fawcett (Wadham), Leo Tucker and Charlie Howley (LMH) for “Do the snake boi”
Lily Miles (ex-Hertford) for “Satan died of loneliness 10 minutes later”
Best Audience Participation/HeckleJudith Moore (Balliol) for “What a waste of a prop”
Best Quote from a ScriptLily Miles (ex-Hertford), Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) and Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for “I AM IN PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION FOR MURDER”
Lily Miles (ex-Hertford), Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) and Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for “I AM ALSO CONFUSED BY THIS”
Lily Miles (ex-Hertford), Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) and Becky Hicks (Oriel) for “I'm millennia old dad, I know about sex.”
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act
The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyRebecca Barton (Regent’s Park), Maddie Leggett and Lily Miles (ex-Hertford) for finding a venue
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