[Oxford *cough* Light Entertainment Society]
The Snow Queen (Michaelmas, 2011)
Cast
Gerda-Ellie Armstrong
"Dorothy"
Kay- (Oriel)
"Word Games"
Inhabitants of the magical world
Jardis
(The Snow Queen)
- (Merton)
"do or do not"
Jareth
(The Goblin King)
- (Hertford)
"little girls getting trapped in big mazes"
Aurora
(The Fairy of the Northern Lights)
- (Mansfield)
"I'm older than I look!"
The Snow Queen's Court
Püsh
(A goblin - Tuesday and Wednesday)
- (keble)
"I don't get it..."
Püsh
(A goblin - Thursday)
- (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
"my knees"
Shöve
(A goblin)
- (hertford)
"It's all part of the plan"
Jakob
(A professor)
- (Hertford)
"Vat is all zis equipment?"
Gregor
(An equally proficient professor)
- (Worcester)
"great undead tsunami"
Igor
(An Igor)
- (Mansfield)
"Thecthual Prowethth"
Tuuli
(The Northern Wind)
- (Balliol)
"One in the eye"
Lumi
(A Snowflake)
- (Hertford)
"Shut up, Bryn!"
Pyry
(A Snowflake)
- (Jesus College)
"I only have one line to quote from!"
Tuisku
(A Snowflake)
- (Hertford)
"Cliff-face"
Inhabitants of the Big City
Greta
(Gerda's Grandmother)
- Bob Hunt
"Million dollar figure"
Dieter- (New College)
"caught by the ghosties"
Dietmar- (St Hildas)
"But I'm scared of the dark"
Dietrich- (Worcester)
"I was all for running away!"
Jens
(A villager)
-Péter Connell
"Bad jokes 'til morning light"
Lars
(A villager)
-Christopher Webster
"OK here goes"
The Flower Garden
The Old Crone-Rachel Hughes
"Now I shall have her as "company"!"
Snowdrop- (Hertford)
"oh no, the crone's coming back!"
Buttercup-Merlin Seller
"it's glorious"
Hyacinth-
"well we've got a smart one here"
Bluebell-Marianne McKenzie
"She's a nice old woman, but she is lonely"
The Palace of Kleinstadt
Rax
(A talking crow)
-Tim Skew
"Caw!"
Terga
(King of Kleinstadt)
-Alex "Pippin" Merry (Magdalen)
"Coaches Galore"
Drega
(Princess of Kleinstad)
- (Brasenose)
"Fetch a muff from my wardrobe"
Aky
(Prince of Kleinstadt)
- (Mansfield)
"...the exact description of my prince"
Alot
(Advisor to the throne of Kleinstadt)
- (Corpus)
"Yes, your Highness"
The Band of Robbers
Hildegard
(The Little Robber Girl)
-Helen Britton
"just you and me now Flopsy"
Gunhild
(The Old Robber Hag)
-Jessica Law
"Rapturous Bling"
Rosvo-Peter Bunyan
"Still in prison"
Varas- (Balliol)
"How's the wife?"
Rikos- (Queen's)
"Sorry, we were bored"
Brott- (mansfield)
"hired for the Royal wedding"
Gerda's Friends in the North
Bae
(A Reindeer)
- (Ex-Mansfield)
"chew through your bonds"
The Lapp Lady- (Mansfield)
"Oh you poor things!"
Finita
(the Finn Woman)
- (Jesus)
"the whole world is doomed"
and, by special magic and science...
Hans Christian Anderson-Robert Collins
"resurrected"
The Crew
Directors- (St Hildas)
(St. Peter's)
"It's a flat!"
Writer- (Ex-Lincoln)
"Unt zo... darkness!"
Producer- (Mansfield)
"I'm older than I look!"
Assistant Producer- (Hertford)
"Shut up, Bryn!"
Musical Directors- (Worcester)
(Queen's)
"great undead tsunami"
Sound- (Corpus Christi)
"do not press the red button"
Lights- (Ex-Lincoln)
"Unt zo... darkness!"
Make-up- (Corpus Christi)
"do not press the red button"
Thanks to- (Corpus)
(Mansfield)
"Yes, your Highness"
Script and Programme
    Photos
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    Quotes
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    Flosscars Wins
    Best Costume (St Hildas), (New College) and (Worcester) for Three Utterly ridiculous pairs of dungarees
    Best Ad Lib (Worcester) for "What does this do? Maybe it controls time? Maybe it controls time? Maybe it controls time?"
    Best Quote (during a show)Bob Hunt and (Ex-Lincoln) for the "Kartoffel-schinken-schubkarre-aale-fahrzeug-kaese-kuche-wursten-schnitzel" line
    The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to actTim Skew for Rax
    The "Don't Shoot the Children in the Face" Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student show (Mansfield) for One of the three D's
    Flosscars Nominations
    Best Hero (Oriel) for Kay
    Best HeroineEllie Armstrong for Gerda
    Best Bad Guy / Villain (Merton) for Jardis
    The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple (Worcester) and (Hertford) for Jakob and Gregor
    (hertford) and (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Püsh and Shöve
    (New College), (St Hildas) and (Worcester) for Dieter, Dietmar and Dietrich
    Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite SexBob Hunt for Greta
    The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious Accent (Worcester) and (Hertford) for Jakob and Gregor
    (Balliol) for Tuuli (The Northern Wind)
    (Hertford) for Jareth (The Bowie Voice)
    Best Directing Team (St Hildas), (St. Peter's), (Worcester) and (Queen's)
    Best Writer (Ex-Lincoln)
    Best SongRachel Hughes for Oh Kay
    (Worcester) and (Hertford) for Science! Zombies! Tsunamis!
    (Worcester) for It's Good To Be Evil
    Best Prop (Mansfield), (Ex-Lincoln) and (Hertford) for The Magic Mirror
    Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance (hertford) for swearing in front of the brownies
    (Worcester), (Hertford) and (Mansfield) for putting the benches so far upstage in the Ghost Gag that the ghosts couldn't hide properly
    Best Ad Lib (Oriel) for "Time to reflect on what you've done"
    (Worcester) and (Hertford) for all their lines, none of which were in the script
    The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act (Hertford) for Jareth
    The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty (St Hildas) and (St. Peter's) for directing at the last minute