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Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters (Michaelmas, 2009)
Cast
- Igor - Sarah “I'm so wretchedly ugly” Browncross (Christ Church)
The Dwarves
- Roy - Catherine “Pretty sweet” Offord
- Grumpy - Alexis “The Gold Digger” Lygomenos
- Happy - Sukrit “Mustn't ask us, not it's business” Silas
The Fairytale Network
- The Editor - Perry “Celebrity diets and asylum seekers” Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
- Oliver Twist - Tom Perkins (New)
- Assistant 1 - Christopher “Yes sir” Webster
- Assistant 2 - Rosalyn “The Wikipedia search was fruitless” Shih
- Assistant 3 - Hannah Borababy
The Witches
The Woodland
- Jeff - Eleanor “Crash bang wallop” Holmes
The Village
- Edwina - Hannah “Wait, what were we talking about again?” Borababy
- Donald - Péter “Oh, umm” Connell
- Monty - Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) and Tom Perkins (New)
Production
- Assisted by - Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
- Written by - Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
- Songs - Jessica Law (St.Anne's), Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield), Rory Morrison (Mansfield) and other artists
- Musical Director - Perry “Maestro” Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
- Choreography - Fabby Styles (Oriel) and Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
The Dwarf Band
- Piano - Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
- Guitar - Catherine Offord
- Saxophone - Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield)
- Mandolin - Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
Script and Programme
Flosscars Wins
| Best Heroine | Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Jimmy |
| Best Double Act/Couple | Rory Morrison (Mansfield) and Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Jimmy and Mr Kent |
| Best Director | Fabby Styles (Oriel) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) |
| Best Song | Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for You don't listen to your cameraman (Love Song) |
| Best Quote | Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “Quiet, Jimmy!” |
| Most Bizarre Stage Direction | Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for “Ka-Blam! [Zaps queen and she explodes]“ |
Flosscars Nominations
| Best Hero | Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) for Prince Charming Thomas Woolley (St Johns), Catherine Offord, Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Alexis Lygoumenos, Sukrit Silas, Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) and Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for The Dwarves |
| Best Bad Guy/Villain | Hannah Snell (Balliol) for The Evil Queen Papadopoulos |
| Best Double Act/Couple | Hannah Snell (Balliol) and Sarah Browncross (Christ Church) for Evil Queen Papadopoulos and Igor |
| Best Writer | Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) |
| Best Costume | Hannah Thompson (St Hilda's) for Magic Mirror Elizabeth Baldwin (Nuffield) for Circe |
| Best Prop | The red banana |
| The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act | Emma New (St Hildas) for Morgan Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Mr Kent |
| Best Impersonation of an Animal | Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for Chipmunk No. 4 Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Woodland critter in the schools shows (adorable!) Monty for Deer |
| Best Song | Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Little Village Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for Dwarf Rap |
| The “Sally Outen” Award for Most Gloriously Surreal Moment | Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln), Thomas Woolley (St Johns), Catherine Offord, Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Alexis Lygoumenos, Sukrit Silas, Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) and Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Dwarf Rap |
| Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance | Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for dress malfunction leading to missing his cue |
| Best Quote | katy malseed (hertford) for “You're clearly evil, but i see no reason not to trust you” Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “The reindeer in Spain was killed mainly by the plane.” and preceeding build up |
| Most Missed Object | The witches' cauldron |