A Charming Little Murder Mystery (Hilary, 2003)

6 acquaintances are left with 1 hour to discover whodunnit when Chemistry tutor Dr. Stevenson mysteriously dies at his retirement party.

Cast

Teddy Morley - Harry “The man who was in as deep as Dr Stevenson; who may have pulled Dr Stevenson into assisting criminals” Ullman (Wadham)
Albert Worthington - Dom “Albert. The academic genius.” Mattos (STB)
Torrie Stevenson - Courtney “Stuck up, snobby academic's daughter who's more adept with a pen than a darning needle.” Frogge
Dr Amelius Steveson - Andrea “He's dead. He doesn't have the strength to move a fence!” Watts
John Hughes - Rhi “I don't let the meaning fade out of those sorts of memories.” Mogridge
Lucie Hughes - Julia “A girl with charm, intelligence, worldliness and the ability to play a decent left back on the hockey pitch.” Short
Ralph Klayton - Rose “Too worldly perhaps to be a gentlemen?” Stanley (Balliol)
Betty - Rebecca “What's all this commotion?” Wolpe
Elspeth - Clare “Dead!!!” Cruise

Directors - Dom Mattos (STB) and Rakesh Bungar
Producer - Julia Short and noga zivan (Wadham)
Advertising - Andrea Watts
Special Thanks _{(for stepping in to play Albert at the very last minute and just generally for being rather wonderful.)} - Dom Mattos (STB)
By - C Howdle (Wadham)

The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to act	Dom Mattos (STB) for Albert
Best on-stage fuck-up/mistake	Rose for getting drunk on stage
Best last-minute oule	Dom Mattos (STB) for Albert
Best inanimate object	The tiny tea set
Best line-learner	Dom Mattos (STB)

Best hero	Rhi for John
Best heroine	Courtney for Torrie Julia for Lucie
Best double act	Julia Rhi
Best on-stage fuck-up/mistake	Lydia for skipping 2 scenes of the panto Harry Ullman (Wadham) for 'but what we should be discussing after everyone skipped lots of CLMM
The 'Beyond the call of duty' award	Rose for drinking wine onstage Dom Mattos (STB) for learning lines at last minute Andrea for lying still for an hour Keith for lighting
Best last-minute oule	Clare for Betty
Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex	Rose for Ralph
Best speech	Andrea for toast speech
Best corpsing	Whole of Charming Little Murder Mystery for all of “librarian of the month”
Best audience	Old people's home
Best caricature of oneself	Rose for Ralph