| Best hero | Tom for Paddy |
| Best ad-lib | Mark Roberts for Moving spotlight gag |
| Best prop/piece of scenery | The trees we stole from tom's garden and the comedy postbox |
| Best song | the kingdom is in rack and ruin (duh dum duh dum dum duh!) |
| Best fuck up | Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) for “I'm finish so I will go first” |
| Best corpse | Helen and Kat for the Marge and Tina song |
| Best hero | Laurie Penny (Wadham) for Jack |
| Best heroine | Louise Sherlock (St John's) for Princess Tamara Sal for Anna Key |
| Best villain | Harry Ullman (Wadham) and Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for the Giant |
| The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to act | Sophie for Queen |
| Best ad-lib | Kit for oh, look, my comedy shrub has become a post-box“ C Howdle (Wadham) and Rose for making use of the duplicate prop “Not ze portrait of Marie Antoinette. Hand it over. And ze other one….” |
| Best duo/trio | Duncan Coutts (Worcester) and Harry Ullman (Wadham) for the Giant Kit, C Howdle (Wadham) and Rose for Claude/Claudette/Marianne Katherine and Helen for Marge and Tina |
| The 'beyond the call of duty award' | Tom and Dom Mattos (STB) for the slosh scene |
| Best quote | Katherine for “Well the problem is we're just not going to have enough hoes!” |
| Best prop/piece of scenery | The beanstalk!! |
| Best line learner | Tom for being line perfect by about 4th week |
| Best costume | Giant costume |
| Best song | Marge and Tina It'll all end in divorce |
| Best dodgy French (non Tom) accent | Kit Rose and C Howdle (Wadham) for actually having real French accents |
| Best Tom accent | Tom for Paddy |
| Best fuck up | Tom for “Flora!” when laurie said “it's daisy…the cow!” Rabbit in the slosh scene |
| Best performance at a cast party | Dom Mattos (STB) for Being in black tie and very pissed Laurie Penny (Wadham) |
| Best corpse | Harry Ullman (Wadham) for when Duncan was made to drink pure alcohol and almost dropped him |
| Best caricature of oneself | Sally for Anna Key |