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Piracy! (Hilary, 2012)

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Cast

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best HeroineRachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver
Best Bad Guy / VillainEmma New (St Hildas) for The Pirate Queen
The “Tom Reynolds” Award for most Spurious AccentAdam Robinson (St. Peter's) for Don Antonio Constanza y Pander de Stregaverde, Count of Cules
Best Directing TeamAlex Brinkman-Young, Frances Watson (Queen's), Rachel Hughes and Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield)
Best SongJessica Law (St.Anne's) for The Infanta of Spain
Best CostumePerry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Admiral Lord Flashknob's glittery suit
Best PropPeter Bunyan for his Spare Moustachio

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroDiran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter
Best HeroineRebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Lady Vanity
The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/CoupleEmma New (St Hildas) and Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Pirate Queen and Pirate King
Emma New (St Hildas) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Pirate Queen and Admiral Lord Flashknob
Diran Bodossian (Balliol) and Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Captain Trumpeter and Lady Vanity
Thomas Little (Hertford) and Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for Ham and Abel (aka Sailors 8 and 9)
Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Tim Skew for One Armed Jack and Green Aeron the Pirate (“Ye can't scourge the Sea of Tranquility!”)
Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite SexRachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver
Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) for The Chaplain
The “Tom Reynolds” Award for most Spurious AccentJessica Law (St.Anne's) for Chief Don
Best WriterJames Marsden (Corpus)
Best SongJonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Everything's <adjective>
Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Sacrifice for Love
Emma New (St Hildas) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Diplomatic Intercourse
Rachel Hughes for Just Like You
Rory Morrison (Mansfield) and The Bee Gees for Piracy!
Best CostumeRory Morrison (Mansfield) for The Pirate King
Emma New (St Hildas) for The Pirate Queen
Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter's 17th Century uniform
Best PropAdam Robinson (St. Peter's) for The Large Ham!
Bryn Griffiths (New College) for Baguette Sword
Stephanie Clarke (Hertford) for being the Pirate Queen's grope toy
Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for feather duster
Best Ad LibTim Skew for The sword-gun
Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for “She looks like a cross between Keira Knightly and Dennis the Bloody Mennace”
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for “You mean WINcest!”
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for the boards that were held up during the Don's song
Peter Bunyan for “Thank hay-zus [Jesus] I had two!”
Joe Hermaszewski (Oriel) for All the unnecessary whipping
Bryn Griffiths (New College) for “Violence only baguettes violence”
Best Quote (during a show) Adam Robinson (St. Peter's) and James Marsden (Corpus) for “Did someone order a large ham?”
The “Dan Artus” Award for Best Worst Line-learnerRory Morrison (Mansfield) for The Priate King
Chris Webster for Seth (aka Sailor 7)
Ellie Armstrong for Mary the Sloth
The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to actRachel Hughes for Lt Polly Oliver
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Admiral Lord Flashknob
Hannah Snell (Balliol) for fooling the audience (well, one member of it at least) that she wasn't a plant
Diran Bodossian (Balliol) for Captain Trumpeter
The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyAlex Brinkman-Young and Frances Watson (Queen's) for directing, even though they didn't volunteer for it…