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====== Knights, Camera, Action! (Trinity, 2023) ======

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When an ethereal forest spirit enlists a hapless theatre troupe to seek out the Holy Grail, it initially seems too good to be true - a chance to prove themselves as heroes, save an endangered forest, and get their hands on an infinite supply of chocolatey goodness? What a steal!

But who are the mysteriously monosyllabic knights blocking their path at every turn? Is the Wicked Witch of the Woods really all she claims to be? And can freelance villainy ever renounce its predestined future in favour of forging its own path?
Answers (not necessarily to these questions, but, y’know, just general answers) can only be found in one place - Act 2 of OULES’s Trinity term play, “Knights, Camera, Action!”

But, uh… Please come to Act 1 as well. You might miss a lot of important context if you don’t.

===== Cast =====

==== The BIRDS ====

  * **Artie** - [[member:Macey Pattenden|Macey]] //"Quid pro quo, bish bash bosh"// [[member:Macey Pattenden|Pattenden]] //(Worcester)//
  * **Lance** - [[member:Caleb Lee|Caleb]] //"Wide V or tight V"// [[member:Caleb Lee|Lee]]
  * **Gwen** - [[member:Cassie Wicks|Cassie]] //"We all have priorities in life, but Taylor Swift..."// [[member:Cassie Wicks|Wicks]] //(St Hilda's)//
  * **Gwayne** - [[member:Freddie Houlahan|Freddie]] //"Hundred million trillion money"// [[member:Freddie Houlahan|Houlahan]] //(Balliol)//
  * **Gareth** - [[member:Ali Witheford|Ali]] //"She should doubt her choices, they were really bad"// [[member:Ali Witheford|Witheford]] //(Magdalen)//
  * **Percy** - [[member:Bibor Batki|Bíbor]] //"You should only lick me"// [[member:Bibor Batki|Batki]] //(St Hugh's)//

==== The Developers ====

  * **Green** - [[member:Warwick Wagner|Warwick]] //"Queer coded Disney villain"// [[member:Warwick Wagner|Wagner]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Knight** - [[member:Paul Becsi|Paul]] //"Master has presented Dobby with a Glock"// [[member:Paul Becsi|Becsi]] //(Oriel)//
  * **Moore** - [[member:Libby Alldread|Libby]] //"I was impressed but I'm too tired to smile"// [[member:Libby Alldread|Alldread]] //(Corpus Christi)//
  * **Dredd** - [[member:Andrew Kenyon-Roberts|Andrew]] //"Don't introduce yourself backwards"// [[member:Andrew Kenyon-Roberts|Kenyon-Roberts]] //(Merton)//

==== The Lackeys ====

  * **Cass** - [[member:Jake Caudwell|Jake]] //"I play Lance a-lot"// [[member:Jack Caudwell|Caudwell]] //(Magdalen)//
  * **Nova** - [[member:Patrick Painter|Patrick]] //"I've got pictures of a weird kind"// [[member:Patrick Painter|Painter]] //(St Anne's)//

==== The Magic Wielders ====

  * **Morgan** - [[member:Elsie Clark|Elsie]] //"You need to be put in a box"// [[member:Elsie Clark|Clark]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Morgeuse** - [[member:Em Fawcett|Em]] //"Raps nostalgically"// [[member:Em Fawcett|Fawcett]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Lesgeuse** - [[member:Kevin Zheng|Kevin]] //"Those witches are cucks"// [[member:Kevin Zheng|Zheng]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Mervin** - [[member:Max Northcott|Max]] //"Bell curve of failure"// [[member:Max Northcott|Northcott]] //(St Anne's)//

==== The Miscellany ====

  * **Alexa** - [[member:Kat Surgay|Kat]] //"I won't know unless someone points"// [[member:Kat Surgay|Surgay]] //(?)//
  * **Siri** - [[member:Lily Massey|Lily]] //"Casual sub fusc vibes"// [[member:Lily Massey|Massey]] //(Pembroke)//
  * **Cortana** - [[member:Fen Brunt|Fen]] //"You don't get the grail if you say piss"// [[member:Fen Brunt|Brunt]] 
  * **Mrs Kingfisher** - [[member:Sebastian Morson|Sebastian]] //"If only the church had stopped us"// [[member:Sebastian Morson|Morson]] //(St Anne's)//

==== The Knights who say: ====

  * **Yes** - [[member:Amy Hemsworth|Amy]] //"Ice cream is a rock"// [[member:Amy Hemsworth|Hemsworth]] //(Univ)//
  * **No** - [[member:Fen Brunt|Fen]] //"I can't be diagonal"// [[member:Fen Brunt|Brunt]]
  * **It's complicated** - [[member:Chris Chang|Chris]] //"You have asked, unfortunately, the wrong question"// [[member:Chris Chang|Chang]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Neigh** - [[member:Fen Brunt|Fen]] //"Basically set dressing"// [[member:Fen Brunt|Brunt]]


===== Crew =====

==== Direction ====

  * **Directors**
    * [[member:Lily Massey|Lily]] //"Paul, can you die over there?"// [[member:Lily Massey|Massey]] //(Pembroke)//
    * [[member:Libby Alldread|Libby]] //"Flow in and clot when you get to the middle"// [[member:Libby Alldread|Alldread]] //(Corpus Christi)//
  * **Assistant Directors**
    * [[member:Cecilia Twigger|Cecilia]] //"Gay it up or stright it up"// [[member:Cecilia Twigger|Twigger]] //(Regent's Park)//
    * [[member:Maja Kowalewska|Maja]] //"Women, am I right?"// [[member:Maja Kowalewska|Kowalewska]] //(Magdalen)//

==== Writing ====

  * **Writer** - [[member:Jack Slater|Jack]] //"Eager to learn the context for all these other quotes"// [[member:Jack Slater|Slater]]
  * **Script Editors**
    * [[member:Chris Chang|Chris]] //"Speaking of slay af"// [[member:Chris Chang|Chris]] //(St Anne's)//
    * [[member:Elsie Clark|Elsie]] //"I don't feel much excitement"// [[member:Elsie Clark|Clark]] //(St Anne's)//
    * [[member:Warwick Wagner|Warwick]] //"Cringe is like camp"// [[member:Warwick Wagner|Wagner]] //(St Anne's)//

==== Production ====

  * **Production Manager** - [[member:Jake Caudwell|Jake]] //"Did I stutter?"// [[member:Jake Caudwell|Caudwell]] //(Magdalen)//
  * **Stage Manager** - [[member:Amy Hemsworth|Amy]] //"I don't bow to others, they bow to me"// [[member:Amy Hemsworth|Hemsworth]] //(Univ)//
  * **Costumes Manager** - [[member:Jake Caudwell|Jake]] //"I've never been real in my life"// [[member:Jake Caudwell|Caudwell]] //(Magdalen)//
  * **Production Assistants**
    * [[member:Fen Brunt|Fen]] //"Guns, the blunt man's locksmith"// [[member:Fen Brunt|Brunt]]
    * [[member:Warwick Wagner|Warwick]] //"I might be dumb"// [[member:Warwick Wagner|Wagner]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Weather Coordinator** - [[member:Libby Alldread|Libby]] //"I went through a cadaver phase"// [[member:Libby Alldread|Alldread]] //(Corpus Christi)//
  * **Sound Technician** - [[member:Freddie Houlahan|Freddie]] //"No size preference"// [[member:Freddie Houlahan|Houlahan]] //(Balliol)//

==== Marketing ====

  * **Marketing Manager** - [[member:Freddie Houlahan|Freddie]] //"You could frolic at Baker Street"// [[member:Freddie Houlahan|Freddie]] //(Balliol)//
  * **Marketing Assistants**
    * [[member:Amy Hemsworth|Amy]] //"Gotta account for the tits"// [[member:Amy Hemsworth|Hemsworth]] //(Univ)//
    * [[member:Max Northcott|Max]] //"Vaguely fruity"// [[member:Max Northcott|Northcott]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Graphic Designer** - [[member:Alex Gunn|Alex]] //"Your analysis is fluff"// [[member:Alex Gunn|Gunn]] //(?)//
  * **Additional Design** - [[member:Jake Caudwell|Jake]] //"Stand on their toes, jump up and down"// [[member:Jake Caudwell|Caudwell]] //(Magdalen)//
  * **Photography** - [[member:Freddie Houlahan|Freddie]] //"Not slay bro"// [[member:Freddie Houlahan|Freddie]] //(Balliol)//

==== Music ====

  * **Music Director** - [[member:Patrick Painter|Patrick]] //"Grow a second vocal tract"// [[member:Patrick Painter|Painter]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Assistant Music Director** - [[member:Peter Bachev|Peter]] //"Suitably heterosexual"// [[member:Peter Bachev|Bachev]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Choreographer** - [[member:Paul Becsi|Paul]] //"Grease you later"// [[member:Paul Becsi|Becsi]] //(Oriel)//
  * **Saxophonist** - [[member:Emily Walker|Emily]] //"Missed the all day for Harry Styles"// [[member:Emily Walker|Walker]] //(?)//
  * **Pianist** - [[member:Peter Bachev|Peter]] //"Sexual tension needs to build up to something"// [[member:Peter Bachev|Bachev]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Guitarist** - [[member:Fabian Bourdeaux|Fabian]] //"Everyone needs a little arson in their life"// [[member:Fabian Bourdeaux|Bourdeaux]] //(St Anne's)//

==== Other ====

  * **Welfare Officer** - [[member:Ugur Oezcan|Uğur]] //"I'd rather be a lesbian"// [[member:Ugur Oezcan|Özcan]] //(Jesus)//
  * **Venue Liaison**
    * [[member:Lily Massey|Lily]] //"Keep it greasy"// [[member:Lily Massey|Massey]] //(Pembroke)//
    * [[member:Elsie Clark|Elsie]] //"Alkaline bogs anonymous"// [[member:Elsie Clark|Clark]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Drinks Coordinator** - [[member:David Street|David]] //"When are rehearsals again?"// [[member:David Street|Street]] //(LMH)//

===== Songs =====

  * **BIRDS of a Feather** - [[member:Cassie Wicks|Cassie]] //"Folksy is involuntary"// [[member:Cassie Wicks|Wicks]] //(St Hilda's)//
  * **Morgeuse in the Heuse**
    * [[member:Paul Becsi|Paul]] //"They don't have exams the spiders"// [[member:Paul Becsi|Becsi]] //(Oriel)//
    * [[member:Fabian Bourdeaux|Fabian]] //"Slayblades, let it drip"// [[member:Fabian Bourdeaux|Bourdeaux]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Defying Prophecy** - [[member:Jack Slater|Jack]] //"I think I'll try defying copyright"// [[member:Jack Slater|Slater]]
  * **Spontanei-tea**
    * Lyrics: [[member:Amy Hemsworth|Amy]] //"Please let me write sodomy"// [[member:Amy Hemsworth|Hemsworth]] //(Univ)//
    * Music: [[member:Patrick Painter|Patrick]] //"Cheers big beardy bossman"// [[member:Patrick Painter|Painter]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **All Triangles Are Love Triangles When You Love Triangles** - [[member:Fabian Bourdeaux|Fabian]] //"Tastes Vaguely fruity"// [[member:Fabian Bourdeaux|Bourdeaux]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Final Song**
    * Lyrics: [[member:Jake Caudwell|Jake]] //"Hive mind triangle"// [[member:Jake Caudwell|Caudwell]] //(Magdalen)//
    * Additional lyrics: [[member:Peter Bachev|Peter]] //"Anything for you Patrick"// [[member:Peter Bachev|Bachev]] //(St Anne's)//
    * Music: [[member:Patrick Painter|Patrick]] //"All I heard is just an ominous thump"// [[member:Patrick Painter|Painter]] //(St Anne's)//

===== Script and Programme =====

{{ :shows:kca-programme.pdf | Programme}}

{{ :shows:kca-script.pdf | Script}}

===== Flosscars Wins =====

===== Flosscars Nominations =====

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