====== Dracula (Hilary, 2004) ====== [[shows:first|First]] | [[shows:cinderella|Previous]] | [[shows:canterbury_tales|Next]] | [[shows:latest|Latest]] ===== Cast ===== * **Dracula** - [[member:Matthew Robinson|Matthew]] //"Most attractive package"// [[member:Matthew Robinson|Robinson]] //(Wadham)// * **Jonathan Harker** - [[member:Dom Mattos|Dom]] //"Gorgeous"// [[member:Dom Mattos|Mattos]] //(STB)// * **Sexy Vamps** - Helen Shield, Katherine Oliver and Maddi Leary * **Lucy Westonra** - Ruth //"Ball Bouncingly Beautiful"// Weyman * **Mina Harker** - Charli //"There's more to a relationship than carnal pleasure"// Massey * **Jack Seward** - [[member:Elizabeth Baldwin|Elizabeth]] //"Wetter than a fish's wet bits"// [[member:Elizabeth Baldwin|Baldwin]] //(Balliol)// * **Arthur Holmewood** - Sally //"I do a rather good line in rough shag"// Close * **Quincey C Morris** - [[member:Duncan Coutts|Duncan]] //"There's nothing like a good rogering"// [[member:Duncan Coutts|Coutts]] //(Worcester)// * **Butler** - Christopher //"Talent oozes from every pore"// Nairne * **Maid** - Mark //"Knees apart she's the greatest"// Jenkins * **Sister Sledge** - Laura //"I've go all my sisters with me"// Horgan * **Sister Act** - Katherine //"Tell him to drop his trousers"// Oliver * **Sister Maria** - Maddi //"But I need a wimple..."// Leary * **Sister Agatha** - Ariel //"Were we supposed to bring presents?"// Gaines * **Ship's Captain** - Mark //"No-one tosses themselves off on my ship"// Jenkins * **Olgaron** - Paul //"There's something going on on this ship cap'n"// Miyagawa * **Navy** - * Maddi Leary * Katherine Oliver * Helen Shield * Laura Horgan * Natalie Wells * Ariel Gaines * Andrea Watts * **O'Connell** - [[member:Harry Ullman|Harry]] //"Mad as a button"// [[member:Harry Ullman|Ullman]] //(Wadham)// * **Renfield** - [[member:Louise Sherlock|Louise]] //"Strange and off-puting"// [[member:Louise Sherlock|Sherlock]] //(St John's)// * **Goths** - Helen Shield and Paul Miyagawa * **Monty** - As Himself * **Van Helsing** - Tom //"Craizy"// Reynolds * **Priest** - Mark //"Hallowed is not a name"// Jenkins * **Mary** - Nicole Gera and Helen Shield ===== Production ===== * **Director** - Andrea //"Looks like the Virgin Mary"// Watts * **Amazing Musicians** - Simon Meredith, Will Bartlett and Russell Whitehead * **All Animals** - Sally //"I could make you one of those"// Close * **Writer** - Andrea Watts ===== Script and Programme ===== ===== Flosscars Wins ===== |**Best Hero**|[[member:Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for Jonathon| |**The "oooh, you luvvie!" award for actually being able to act**|[[member:Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for Renfield| |**The "Beyond the call of Duty" Award**|Sally for making Monty and Gerald| |**Best Prop**|The Gravestones| |**Best Pantomime Animal**|Monty| |**Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex**|Sally for Arthur| |**Best Line-learner**|Tom| |**Best Corpse**|[[member:Matthew Robinson]] //(Wadham)// for Dracula (and specifically for wonderful urgling in Bohemian Rapsody)| |**Best Dodgy Accent / Thpeecth Impedimenth**|Tom for Van Helsing| ===== Flosscars Nominations ===== |**Best Hero**|Kit for The Butler| |**Best Heroine**|Mark for Betty the Maid| |**Best Villain**|[[member:Matthew Robinson]] //(Wadham)// for Dracula| |**The "oooh, you luvvie!" award for actually being able to act**|[[member:Harry Ullman]] //(Wadham)// for O'Conner \\ Ruth for Lucy| |**Best Double Act / Ensemble**|Maddi, Katherine and Helen for Three Vamps| |**Best Ad Lib**|Kit for "The Queen Mother is 111, no wait, the Queen mother is ill."| |**The "Beyond the call of Duty" Award**|Flange for doing a shedload of stuff| |**Best Quote**|Kit for Yes! Buffet the vampire Slayer!| |**Best Prop**|The Buffet| |**Best Pantomime Animal**|Gerald| |**Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex**|[[member:Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for Renfield \\ Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) for Jack| |**Best Costume**|Ruth for all three Lucy costumes| |**Best Corpse**|Everyone \\ Ruth for Lucy as an undead corpse| |**Best Song / Dance Routine**|Chorus for In the Navy \\ Everyone for Bohemian Rapsody| |**The AA award for Drunkeness**|[[member:Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for "scriptwriting"| |**Best Dodgy Accent / Thpeecth Impedimenth**|Mark for Betty's falsetto| |**Best Caricature of oneself**|[[member:Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for Renfield (did you see her midge collection?!)| {{topic>dracula +song list&nodesc&nouser&nodate}} {{tag>show}}