====== Dick Whittington (Michaelmas, 2005) ======

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//A Muddle-Juniper and Mercuria Script//

===== Cast =====

  * **Dick Whittington** - [[member:Hannah Veale|Hannah]] //"I'm rugged and manly!"// [[member:Hannah Veale|Veale]] //(St. Hilda's)//
  * **Tommy the Cat** - [[member:Laurie Penny|Laurie]] //"You don't scare me!"// [[member:Laurie Penny|Penny]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Sarah the Cook** - [[member:Dom Mattos|Dom]] //"I'll have you know that men throw flowers at my feet"// [[member:Dom Mattos|Mattos]] //(STB)//
  * **Idle Jack** - [[member:Thomas Woolley|Thomas]] //"That's just to cover up the smell!"// [[member:Thomas Woolley|Woolley]] //(St Johns)//
  * **Alice Fitzwarren** - [[member:beth rowell|beth]] "Noooooooooo!" [[member:beth rowell|rowell]] //(St Hilda's)//
  * **Alderman Fitzwarren** - [[member:Elizabeth Baldwin|Elizabeth]] //"I've got Health and Safety on my back. See?"// [[member:Elizabeth Baldwin|Baldwin]] //(Balliol)//
  * **Theodora Fitzwarren** - [[member:Elizabeth Shanahan|Elizabeth]] //"It says, in the Bible,"// [[member:Elizabeth Shanahan|Shanahan]] //(St Hilda's)//
  * **Baz** - Chris //"Eugh! It's all swollen!"// Outen
  * **Gaz** - [[member:Lydia Nicholas|Lydia]] //"HP is always a reliable source"// [[member:Lydia Nicholas|Nicholas]] //(Christ Church)//
  * **Daz** - Andrew //"I think it's better in the bush than in the hand"// Campbell
  * **Captain Biggenheard** - [[member:Gemunu Cooray|Gemunu]] //"Yarr!" Sorry, it's a reflex"// [[member:Gemunu Cooray|Cooray]] //(Exeter)//
  * **Edwina <sub>(A Parrot)</sub>** - [[member:Gemunu Cooray|Gemunu]] //"Trouble! Where? Squark!"// [[member:Gemunu Cooray|Cooray]] //(Exeter)//
  * **Fairy Bow-Bells** - [[member:Helen Nightingale|Helen]] //"The Spirit of the Bells is a double gin with lime"// [[member:Helen Nightingale|Nightingale]] //(Somerville)//
  * **Queen Rat** - Emma //"And when you all me Madam, quake with fear!"// Lewis
  * **Terrence Rat** - [[member:Duncan Coutts|Duncan]] //"Get rid of Dick, and you get rid of Pussy"// [[member:Duncan Coutts|Coutts]] //(Worcester)//
  * **Reginald Rat** - [[member:Nat Mills|Nat]] //"Because I don't look remotely like a girl!"// [[member:Nat Mills|Mills]] //(St Hilda's)//
  * **Algeron Rat** - Emily //"Yes, Oh supreme ratbag!"// Kerr
  * **Captain Black-Whiskers** - [[member:Harry Ullman|Harry]] //"Yaarrr!"// [[member:Harry Ullman|Ullman]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Pi-rat 1** - Philip //"Yaarrr!"// Scott
  * **Pi-rat 2** - [[member:William Minter|William]] //"Yaarrr!"// [[member:William Minter|Minter]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Sultan Vinegar** - Philip //"And then she battered my sausage!"// Gemmell
  * **Judge** - Helen //"This is a farce!"// Walter-Swann
  * **Counsel for the Defence** - Philip //"I don't know why I bothered!"// Gemmell
  * **Counsel for the Prosecution** - Lara //"Ith this tewwible"// Nelson
  * **Solicitor for the Defence** - Sian //"You look more like an estate agent to me!"// Nielson
  * **Auxiliary Fairy 1** - Helen //"That's just rude!"// Shield
  * **Auxiliary Fairy 2** - Katherine //"at least I'm not drunk and lewd"// Oliver
  * **Guard 1** - [[member:Neil James Tarrant|Neil]] //"It has a number in it, so it must be important"// [[member:Neil James Tarrant|James Tarrant]] //(St Catz)//
  * **Guard 2** - [[member:Matthew Robinson|Matthew]] //"A tall, dashing, long-haired young man in your service"// [[member:Matthew Robinson|Robinson]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Policeman** - Merlin //"'ello 'ello 'ello!"// Fulcher
  * **Old Crone** - Kirsten //"Beware the high heels of Devon!"// Sample
  * **The Radio** - Joey //"One hundred and one things to do with a sausage!"// Clark
===== Production =====

  * **Written by** - [[member:Dom Mattos]] //(STB)//
  * **Director** - [[member:Dom Mattos|Dom]] //"Well, we'll have to do it again then, won't we? Whoops!"// [[member:Dom Mattos|Mattos]] //(STB)//
  * **Co-Director** - [[member:Laurie Penny|Laurie]] //"Alright then boys and girls"// [[member:Laurie Penny|Penny]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Musical Director** - [[member:William Minter|William]] //"Well, at least the bing-bongs are going okay"// [[member:William Minter|Minter]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Costume Mistress** - [[member:Helen Nightingale|Helen]] //"Gam, this is your stunt parrot. Be nice to him!"// [[member:Helen Nightingale|Nightingale]] //(Somerville)//
  * **Lighting Designer** - Mark Roberts
  * **Fight Choreography** - [[member:C Howdle|C]] //"Remember the knap!"// [[member:C Howdle|Howdle]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Dance Choreography** - [[member:Hannah Veale|Hannah]] //"Shall we go through that one more time?"// [[member:Hannah Veale|Veale]] //(St. Hilda's)//
  * **Thanks To <sub>(for making Dom's lovely Dame costume!)</sub>** - Jocelyne Mattos
===== Script and Programme =====

===== Flosscars Wins =====

===== Flosscars Nominations =====

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