====== Asha Hartland-asbury ======

**User Level** : Ex-ÜberOULE
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**Colleges** :
  * Brasenose from 2010

==== Family Tree ====

**Parents**
  *[[member:Martin Corcoran]]
  *[[member:Jonathan Sims]]

**Children**
  *[[member:Diran Bodossian]]
  *Abigail Buccaeer
  *[[member:Elena Harty]]
  *[[member:Benjamin Kybett]]
  *Emily Robotham
  *[[member:Anna Spearing-Ewyn]]
  *[[member:Brigitte Stenhouse]]
  *Hannah Thould
  *[[member:Georgia Watkins]]

==== Shows ====

|**Term**|**Show**|**Part/Role**|
|Michaelmas 2010|[[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]|Tinkerbell|	
|Hilary 2011|[[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]|Talia Al Ghul|
|Trinity 2011|[[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]]|Written by|
|Michaelmas 2011|[[shows:snow_queen|The Snow Queen]]|Drega|
|Michaelmas 2013|[[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]|Topaz \\ Musical Director|
|Hilary 2014|[[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]|Eva Likova \\ Musical Directors|
|Trinity 2015|[[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]|Ellen-a-Dale \\ Writer \\  Assistant Director \\ Songsmiths|
|Michaelmas 2016|[[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]|Maleficent \\ Writer|
|Trinity 2017|[[shows:plaice|A Plaice in the Sun]]|Eileen \\ Marketing Director|
|Trinity 2018|[[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]]|Director|
|Michaelmas 2018|[[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]|Widow Twankee|
|Trinity 2019|[[shows:robin hood2|Robin Hood]]|Written By|
==== Songs ====

[[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]
  * Happily Ever After After All

[[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]
  * Lots of Leather and Ass-less Chaps

[[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]]
  *I'm Falling For You
==== Flosscar Wins ====

|2012|•Best Writer ([[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]])|
|2013|•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Morgana Le Fay ([[shows:arthur|Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)]]) \\ •The " Don't Shoot the Children in the Face" Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student show for Guinevere ([[shows:arthur|Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)]])|
|2017|•Best Audience Participation / Heckle for maybe if we give them a Flosscar they'll stop throwing underwear on the stage? ([[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]])|
|2019|•Best Directing Team for [[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]] \\ •Best Costume for all Widow Twankee's Costumes ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal for "Can you get on your knees, but not in a blowjobby way" ([[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]])|

==== Flosscar Nominations ====

|2011|•Best Special Effect for The flying in Peter Pan ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for "Quick! We've got to get off!... The stage." ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Quote (during a show) for "Hello!" ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]])|
|2013|•Best Directing Team ([[shows:narnia|Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!)]]) \\ •Best Writer ([[shows:arthur|Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)]]) \\ •Best Song for My Guinevere ([[shows:arthur|Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)]]) \\ •Best Quote (during a show) for "Danger!" ([[shows:arthur|Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)]]) \\ •Best Quote (during a show) for "BRILLIANT!" ([[shows:arthur|Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)]])|
|2014|•Best Heroine for Eva Likova ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]) \\ •Best Double Act/Couple for The Doctor and Topaz ([[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]) \\ •Best Song for Happy Ever After After All ([[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]) \\ •Best Song for Living the High Life ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]) \\ •The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty for doing musical directorial things when she said she was going to stop in 5th week because finals.|
|2016|•Best Double Act / Couple for Alan and Ellen a'Dale ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Directing Team ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Writer(s) ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Song for The Mighty Maids ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Song for The Marrying Kind ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Costume for the outlaw hats ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Costume for the Velvetty Dresses ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]])|
|2017|•Best Morally Ambiguous Person for Maleficent ([[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]) \\ •Best Double/Group Act for [[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]] ([[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]) \\ •Best Writer(s) for Evil Stepmothers' Club ([[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]) \\ •Best Song for The Suitors' Song ([[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]]) \\ •Best Song for Lots of Leather and Assless Chaps ([[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]) \\ •Best Cock-up During a Performance for Thinking she could eat 10 sausage rolls on stage and still say her lines ([[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]])|
|2018|•Best Group/ Double Act for Betty and Eileen ([[shows:plaice|A Plaice in the Sun]]) \\ •Best Marketing Campaign ([[shows:plaice|A Plaice in the Sun]]) \\ •Best Cock-Up During a Performance for the exploding pimms ([[shows:plaice|A Plaice in the Sun]]) \\ •Best Audience Participation/Heckle for her bra|
|2019|•Best Heroic Character for Widow Twankee ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •Best Couple for Widow Twankee and Albert/Abanazer ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •Best Song for Falling for You ([[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]]) \\ •Best Performance of a Song for Strongest Suit ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •Best Audience Participation/Heckle for dancing with Ben ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty for all of Twankee's costume changes ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]])|
|2020|•Best Script for [[shows:Robin Hood2|Robin Hood]]	\\ •Best Quote from a Script for “I knew I should've put more points into lockpicking” ([[shows:Robin Hood2|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Quote from a Script for “Bye Dave” “But I'm not Dave” ([[shows:Robin Hood2|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Quote from a Script for Val's Whole Fungeon Speech	([[shows:Robin Hood2|Robin Hood]])|