====== Flosscars 2004 ======

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===== Best Hero =====

**Nominees** :
  *Miles for Robin Hood ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *[[member: Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for Dandini ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *Kit for The Butler ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for Jonathon ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best Heroine =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for Maid Marion ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *Sandy for Little Miss Muffet ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *Mark for Betty the Maid ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Jenny for Cinderella ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])


===== Best Villain =====

**Nominees** :
  *Julia for Sherrif of Nottingham ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *Andrea for Duke of Cambridge ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *[[member: Matthew Robinson]] //(Wadham)// for Dracula ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Franco for Stepmother ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])


===== The "oooh, you luvvie!" award for actually being able to act =====

**Nominees** :
  *Sally for Buttons ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *[[member: Harry Ullman]] //(Wadham)// for O'Conner ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])
  *Ruth for Lucy ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : [[member: Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for Renfield ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best Double Act / Ensemble =====

**Nominees** :
  *Yvette, [[member: Joanne Williams]] //(Christ Church)// and Nicole for Three Witches ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *Maddi, Katherine and Helen for Three Vamps ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Nat and [[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Balliol)// for Colin and Eric ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])


===== Best on stage fuck up =====

**Nominees** :
  *Everyone in the Drunk Scene for every night of Robin Hood
  *"The Chaps" for doing the wrong scene towards the end of the first night of Dracula

**Winner** : Everyone for First performance of Robin Hood


===== Best Ad Lib =====

**Nominees** :
  *Kit for entire first night of Robin Hood
  *Kit for "The Queen Mother is 111, no wait, the Queen mother is ill." ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : [[member: Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for "Of course leg warmers are in, you said last year, Of course I don't need to learn my lines you said, Of course I don't need to attend any rehearsals until the performance of the play, and of course there won't be a PR disaster if I go out and kill small fluffy animals!" ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])


===== The "Beyond the call of Duty" Award =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Balliol)// and Sally for the mailling lists and website
  *Flange for doing a shedload of stuff ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Sally for making Monty and Gerald ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best Quote =====

**Nominees** :
  *Kit for "look, I'm not going anywhere until you pull me". ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *Kit for Yes! Buffet the vampire Slayer! ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Nat for "Taxidermy - what's that?" "Stuffing things Bobtail, stuffing corpses!" "Ooo, like necrophilia?" ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])


===== Best Prop =====

**Nominees** :
  *The aubergines ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *The Sheriff's whip ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *The Buffet ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : The Gravestones ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best Pantomime Animal =====

**Nominees** :
  *Ronald ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *Gerald ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Monty ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])

Monty ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for Maid Marion ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for Geraldine ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *[[member: Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for Renfield ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Balliol)// for Jack ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Sally for Buttons ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])

Sally for Arthur ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best Line-learner =====

**Nominees** :
  *Jenny ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *Helen ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])

**Winner** : Tom ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best Costume =====

**Nominees** :
  *Miles for The tights ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *Ruth for all three Lucy costumes ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : [[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// and [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for all the dame outfits ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])


===== Best Corpse =====

**Nominees** :
  *Everyone ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])
  *Tom for Dr. Keinegeld as a pretend corpse ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *Ruth for Lucy as an undead corpse ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : [[member: Matthew Robinson]] //(Wadham)// for Dracula //(and specifically for wonderful urgling in Bohemian Rapsody)// ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best Song / Dance Routine =====

**Nominees** :
  *Chorus for In the Navy ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])
  *Everyone for Bohemian Rapsody ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for Showgirl number ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])


===== The AA award for Drunkeness =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for "scriptwriting" ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Everyone for that cast party ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])


===== Best Dodgy Accent / Thpeecth Impedimenth =====

**Nominees** :
  *Sally for Igor
  *Mark for Betty's falsetto ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : Tom for Van Helsing ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])


===== Best Caricature of oneself =====

**Nominees** :
  *Miles for Robin Hood ([[shows:robin_hood_and_legumes| Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom]])
  *Kit for Prince ([[shows:cinderella|Cinderella]])
  *[[member: Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for Renfield //(did you see her midge collection?!)// ([[shows:dracula|Dracula]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for everything, always