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The Oxford University Light Entertainment Society is proud to present The Sensational Story of the Splash (Not a Marvel Movie)

By day, Tim Blyton is a mild mannered unremarkable teenager, but by night he is THE SPLASH: the world's greatest water-based superhero! Join forces with the Splash as he teams up with earth's mightiest heroes (and the Justice League) to fight evil villains both new and old. Can the Splash save the day? Or will the mysterious villainous “Barista” prevail?

Join us on 5th, 6th, and 8th March (Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday of 8th Week) when doors open at 7.00pm in the Moser Theatre, Wadham College, for a super-powered musical comedy delight, all in the name of charity!

• Splash/Tim Blyton - Mark “Best Superhero Ever” Simonitis (Keble)
• Emily Wright - Lily “I’m surrounded by idiots” Miles (Hertford)
• David Wright - Rebecca “James Buchanan” Barton (Regent’s Park)
• Lisa Wright - Ana “Needs to sort out her priorities” Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)

• Barista - Emma “Cup size… geddit??” Bates (Univ)
• Joker - George “You’ve got to be joking” Tall (St Edmund Hall)
• Harley Quinn - Tzveta “Intertzvention” Pokrovska (Queen’s)
• Mystique - Matilda “Not spontaneously funny” Tempest (Mansfield)
• Loki - Valeriia “Intent on fratricide” Gladkova (Merton)

• Captain America - Em “I said assemble, not sing!” Fawcett (Wadham)
• Iron Man - Jake “Arc-reactor-related thrush” Griffiths (Brasenose)
• Hulk/Bruce Banner - Markus “Gutural scream” Beeken (Brasenose)
• Thor - Jasper “Take cover!” Russell (ex-Merton)
• Black Widow - Velina “Typecast as the sassy one” Robinson (Mansfield)
• Hawkeye - Will “At least the arrows have a point” Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall)

• Superman - Nick “Light in the darkness” Richardson (Real Boy)
• Batman - Emma “Abs or hernias?” New (St Hildas)
• Wonder Woman - Connie “Glare” Chen (St Anne’s)
• Aquaman - Ana “Heavily implied manatee action” Pagu (St Edmund Hall)

• Lois Lane - Judith “Suggestive eyebrow raise” Moore (Balliol)
• Madame Zelda Distress - Beth “I am a diva!” Mabbutt (LMH)
• Abbie Longworth - Anna “Batman is my everything” White
• Arnie Shortworth - Will “The bat-signal is only for emergencies!“ Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall)
• Imogen Smiley - Efi “INCONVENIENT?!” Gauthier (St Hugh’s)
• Justice Foreman - Markus “Lawful neutral” Beeken (Brasenose)

• Director - Leo “There’s this thing called acting” Tucker (Wadham)
• Assistant Director - Becky “Unintelligible mumbling” Hicks (Oriel)
• Writers -
  • Markus “I’m sorry” Beeken (Brasenose)
  • Lily “I’m not” Miles (Hertford)
• Producers -
  • Ana “How many posters can I have?” Pagu (St Edmund Hall)
  • Tom “I did sweet FA” Moore (ex-Magdalen)
• Musical Director - Judith “Jerome?” Moore (Balliol)
• Stage Manager - Becky “Silly string or party poppers??” Hicks (Oriel)
• Lighting Technicians -
  • James “Came to the rescue” Marsden (Corpus)
  • Tom “Put the right-looking plugs in the rightlooking holes” Moore (ex-Magdalen)

• Trust in the Barista - Perry “The Chap at The Piano” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
• Avengers, assemble! - Lily “What rhymes with ‘Assemble’?” Miles (Hertford)
• Allegation sensation - Judith “Flappy arms” Moore (Balliol)
• I am a diva - Judith “Rhymes are hard” Moore (Balliol)
• Splash's Lament - Judith “Love you really Mark” Moore (Balliol)
• Being a Hero - Emma “Dolphins!” New (St Hildas)
• Final song - Judith “Oh no not again” Moore (Balliol)