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Is your eighth week looking empty? Do you want a show, a masterpiece of theater? A thriller, a drama, an epic? A tale for the ages?

…well, we don't have that. What we do have is a comedy musical featuring revolutionary elves, idiotic secret agents, evil confectionery and one very fabulous reindeer.

• Narrator - Perry “For the Ages” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)

• Bames Jond - Will “Typecast Misogynist” Mason
• Tim Possible - George “Deep Agent” Tall (St Edmund Hall)
• Margaret Washington - Em “The Mitochondrion is the Powerhouse of the Cell” Fawcett (Wadham)
• Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky - Tom “Я определенно не русский шпион“ Saer

• Rudolph - Stephen “Oh dear” Walsh (Teddy Hall)
• Dasher - Jack “Puns. I can do that.” Slater (St Edmund Hall)
• Blitzen - Velina “Sarcasm. I can do that.” Robinson (Mansfield)
• Vyclaudius Delamode - Jake “All T, All Shade” Griffiths (Brasenose)

• Steve - Emma “What the Christmas?” Bates (Univ)
• Bionicle - Tzveta “I don’t suppose you’re from Teddy Hall?” Pokrovska (Queen's)
• Georgie - Matilda “Just wanted to proselytise” Tempest (Mansfield)

• Elizabeth - Becky “I’m gonna go ahead and worry” Hicks (Oriel)
• Victor - Valeriia “You should be more afraid of goats” Gladkova (Merton)
• Hugo - Emma “Market Selfie” Bates (Univ)
• Speck - Serena “Stealing is a crime” Barney
• Reynard - RA “Stealing’s really fun” Neat
• Barkus Meeken - Markus “Co-Dependency” Beeken (Brasenose)

• Santa - Emma “It’s deeply uncomfortable and creepy to watch and do” New (St Hildas)
• Cupcake - Berenika “And don’t come back!” Kotełko
• Muffin - Lily “Basically an idiot” Miles (Hertford)
• Douglas Capitalism Black - Efi “Don’ t get your sprinkles in a twist” Gauthier (St Hugh's)
• Polly - Ana “A girl has no a name” Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)

• Reindeer Santa - Beth “Share some cider” Mabbutt (LMH)
• Krampus - Jasper “I’m a Demon” Russell (ex-Merton)
• Jack Frost - Leo “Who wants to hear the funniest joke in the world?” Tucker (Wadham)
• Easter Bunny - Lily “I am not telling that joke” Miles (Hertford)

• Bob - Will “Oh look, an attractive young prisoner” Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall)
• Elwrong - Erin “I really hate pinecones” English (Wadham)

• Director - Beth “Just flounce and nobody stand behind George” Mabbutt (LMH)
• Assistant Directors - Ana “I forgot I was directing” Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) and Matilda “I bought mince pies” Tempest (Mansfield)
• Writer - Leo “No self control or artistic integrity” Tucker (Wadham)
• Musical Directors - Perry “Admiral” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Emma “Queen” New (St Hildas)
• Producer - Lily “Try to look less constipated” Miles (Hertford)
• Stage Manager - Jake “Damn I’m glittery” Griffiths (Brasenose)
• Costuming/Choreography Assistant - Efi “Embrace the Glitter!” Gauthier (St Hugh's)

• Perry “This is Going to get Interesting” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
  • “Santa Claus is Goin Down”
  • “Police Brutality”
  • “The Barricade”
  • “Finale”
• Judith “Cheating on Jake” Moore
  • “I Put the Ho’ in Hoodwink”
• Emma “What rhymes with Market” New (St Hildas)
  • “Outsiders Market”
  • “The Money Song”
  • “The Gifting Song”
• Lily “I expected less parodies” Miles (Hertford)
  • “Finale”