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Let's Kill Santa (Michaelmas, 2017)

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Is your eighth week looking empty? Do you want a show, a masterpiece of theater? A thriller, a drama, an epic? A tale for the ages?

…well, we don't have that. What we do have is a comedy musical featuring revolutionary elves, idiotic secret agents, evil confectionery and one very fabulous reindeer.

Cast

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  • Bames Jond - Will “Typecast Misogynist” Mason
  • Tim Possible - George “Deep Agent” Tall (St Edmund Hall)
  • Margaret Washington - Em “The Mitochondrion is the Powerhouse of the Cell” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky - Tom “Я определенно не русский шпион“ Saer

Reindeer

  • Rudolph - Stephen “Oh dear” Walsh (Teddy Hall)
  • Dasher - Jack “Puns. I can do that.” Slater (St Edmund Hall)
  • Blitzen - Velina “Sarcasm. I can do that.” Robinson (Mansfield)
  • Vyclaudius Delamode - Jake “All T, All Shade” Griffiths (Brasenose)

Elves

  • Steve - Emma “What the Christmas?” Bates (Univ)
  • Bionicle - Tzveta “I don’t suppose you’re from Teddy Hall?” Pokrovska (Queen's)
  • Georgie - Matilda “Just wanted to proselytise” Tempest (Mansfield)

Assorted Humans

  • Elizabeth - Becky “I’m gonna go ahead and worry” Hicks (Oriel)
  • Victor - Valeriia “You should be more afraid of goats” Gladkova (Merton)
  • Hugo - Emma “Market Selfie” Bates (Univ)
  • Speck - Serena “Stealing is a crime” Barney
  • Reynard - RA “Stealing’s really fun” Neat
  • Barkus Meeken - Markus “Co-Dependency” Beeken (Brasenose)

Villains

  • Santa - Emma “It’s deeply uncomfortable and creepy to watch and do” New (St Hildas)
  • Cupcake - Berenika “And don’t come back!” Kotełko
  • Muffin - Lily “Basically an idiot” Miles (Hertford)
  • Douglas Capitalism Black - Efi “Don’ t get your sprinkles in a twist” Gauthier (St Hugh's)
  • Polly - Ana “A girl has no a name” Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)

Assorted Mythical Beings

  • Reindeer Santa - Beth “Share some cider” Mabbutt (LMH)
  • Krampus - Jasper “I’m a Demon” Russell (ex-Merton)
  • Jack Frost - Leo “Who wants to hear the funniest joke in the world?” Tucker (Wadham)
  • Easter Bunny - Lily “I am not telling that joke” Miles (Hertford)

Stall Holders

  • Bob - Will “Oh look, an attractive young prisoner” Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall)
  • Elwrong - Erin “I really hate pinecones” English (Wadham)

Production

  • Director - Beth “Just flounce and nobody stand behind George” Mabbutt (LMH)
  • Assistant Directors - Ana “I forgot I was directing” Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) and Matilda “I bought mince pies” Tempest (Mansfield)
  • Writer - Leo “No self control or artistic integrity” Tucker (Wadham)
  • Musical Directors - Perry “Admiral” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Emma “Queen” New (St Hildas)
  • Producer - Lily “Try to look less constipated” Miles (Hertford)
  • Stage Manager - Jake “Damn I’m glittery” Griffiths (Brasenose)
  • Costuming/Choreography Assistant - Efi “Embrace the Glitter!” Gauthier (St Hugh's)

Song Writers

  • Perry “This is Going to get Interesting” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
    • “Santa Claus is Goin Down”
    • “Police Brutality”
    • “The Barricade”
    • “Finale”
  • Judith “Cheating on Jake” Moore
    • “I Put the Ho’ in Hoodwink”
  • Emma “What rhymes with Market” New (St Hildas)
    • “Outsiders Market”
    • “The Money Song”
    • “The Gifting Song”
  • Lily “I expected less parodies” Miles (Hertford)
    • “Finale”

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Flosscars Nominations

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