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Let's Kill Santa (Michaelmas, 2017)

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Is your eighth week looking empty? Do you want a show, a masterpiece of theater? A thriller, a drama, an epic? A tale for the ages?

…well, we don't have that. What we do have is a comedy musical featuring revolutionary elves, idiotic secret agents, evil confectionery and one very fabulous reindeer.

Cast

QWERTY

  • Bames Jond - Will “Typecast Misogynist” Mason
  • Tim Possible - George “Deep Agent” Tall (St Edmund Hall)
  • Margaret Washington - Em “The Mitochondrion is the Powerhouse of the Cell” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky - Tom “Я определенно не русский шпион“ Saer

Reindeer

  • Rudolph - Stephen “Oh dear” Walsh (Teddy Hall)
  • Dasher - Jack “Puns. I can do that.” Slater (St Edmund Hall)
  • Blitzen - Velina “Sarcasm. I can do that.” Robinson (Mansfield)
  • Vyclaudius Delamode - Jake “All T, All Shade” Griffiths (Brasenose)

Elves

  • Steve - Emma “What the Christmas?” Bates (Univ)
  • Bionicle - Tzveta “I don’t suppose you’re from Teddy Hall?” Pokrovska (Queen's)
  • Georgie - Matilda “Just wanted to proselytise” Tempest (Mansfield)

Assorted Humans

  • Elizabeth - Becky “I’m gonna go ahead and worry” Hicks (Oriel)
  • Victor - Valeriia “You should be more afraid of goats” Gladkova (Merton)
  • Hugo - Emma “Market Selfie” Bates (Univ)
  • Speck - Serena “Stealing is a crime” Barney
  • Reynard - RA “Stealing’s really fun” Neat
  • Barkus Meeken - Markus “Co-Dependency” Beeken (Brasenose)

Villains

Santa Emma New (St Hildas) “It’s deeply uncomfortable and creepy to watch and do” Cupcake Berenika Kotełko “And don’t come back!” Muffin Lily Miles (Hertford) “Basically an idiot” Douglas Capitalism Black Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) “Don’ t get your sprinkles in a twist” Polly Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) “A girl has no a name”

Assorted Mythical Beings

Reindeer Santa Beth Mabbutt (LMH) “Share some cider” Krampus Jasper Russell (ex-Merton) “I’m a Demon” Jack Frost Leo Tucker (Wadham) “Who wants to hear the funniest joke in the world?” Easter Bunny Lily Miles (Hertford) “I am not telling that joke”

Stall Holders

Bob Will Ainsworth (St Edmund Hall) “Oh look, an attractive young prisoner” Elwrong Erin English (Wadham) “I really hate pinecones”

Production

Director Beth Mabbutt (LMH) “Just flounce and nobody stand behind George” Assistant Directors Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) “I forgot I was directing”, Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) “I bought mince pies” Writer Leo Tucker (Wadham) “No self control or artistic integrity” Musical Directors Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) “Admiral”, Emma New (St Hildas) “Queen” Producer Lily Miles (Hertford) “Try to look less constipated” Stage Manager Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) “Damn I’m glittery” Costuming/Choreography Assistant Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) “Embrace the Glitter!”

Songs

“Santa Claus is Goin Down” “Police Brutality” “The Barricade” “Finale” Perry Hartland-Asbury “This is Going to get Interesting”

“I Put the Ho’ in Hoodwink” Judith Moore “Cheating on Jake”

“Outsiders Market” “The Money Song” “The Gifting Song” Emma New “What rhymes with Market”

“Finale” Lily Miles “I expected less parodies”

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Flosscars Nominations

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