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====== Let's Kill Santa (Michaelmas, 2017) ======

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//Is your eighth week looking empty? Do you want a show, a masterpiece of theater? A thriller, a drama, an epic? A tale for the ages? \\ \\ ...well, we don't have that. What we do have is a comedy musical featuring revolutionary elves, idiotic secret agents, evil confectionery and one very fabulous reindeer.//

===== Cast =====

  * **Narrator** - [[member:Perry Hartland-Asbury|Perry]] //“For the Ages”// [[member:Perry Hartland-Asbury|Hartland-Asbury]] //(Ex-Mansfield)//


==== QWERTY ====

  * **Bames Jond** - Will //“Typecast Misogynist”// Mason
  * **Tim Possible** - [[member:George Tall|George]] //“Deep Agent”// [[member:George Tall|Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)//
  * **Margaret Washington** - [[member:Em Fawcett|Em]] //“The Mitochondrion is the Powerhouse of the Cell”// [[member:Em Fawcett|Fawcett]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky** - Tom //“Я определенно не русский шпион"// Saer
==== Reindeer ====

  * **Rudolph** - [[member:Stephen Walsh|Stephen]] //“Oh dear”// [[member:Stephen Walsh|Walsh]] //(Teddy Hall)//
  * **Dasher** - [[member:Jack Slater|Jack]] //“Puns. I can do that.”// [[member:Jack Slater|Slater]] //(St Edmund Hall)//
  * **Blitzen** - [[member:Velina Robinson|Velina]] //“Sarcasm. I can do that.”// [[member:Velina Robinson|Robinson]] //(Mansfield)//
  * **Vyclaudius Delamode** - [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //“All T, All Shade”// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
==== Elves ====

  * **Steve** - [[member:Emma Bates|Emma]] //“What the Christmas?”// [[member:Emma Bates|Bates]] //(Univ)//
  * **Bionicle** - [[member:Tzveta Pokrovska|Tzveta]] //“I don’t suppose you’re from Teddy Hall?”// [[member:Tzveta Pokrovska|Pokrovska]] //(Queen's)//
  * **Georgie** - [[member:Matilda Tempest|Matilda]] //“Just wanted to proselytise”// [[member:Matilda Tempest|Tempest]] //(Mansfield)//
==== Assorted Humans ====

  * **Elizabeth** - [[member:Becky Hicks|Becky]] //“I’m gonna go ahead and worry”// [[member:Becky Hicks|Hicks]] //(Oriel)//
  * **Victor** - [[member:Valeriia Gladkova|Valeriia]] //“You should be more afraid of goats”// [[member:Valeriia Gladkova|Gladkova]] //(Merton)//
  * **Hugo** - [[member:Emma Bates|Emma]] //“Market Selfie”// [[member:Emma Bates|Bates]] //(Univ)//
  * **Speck** - Serena //“Stealing is a crime”// Barney
  * **Reynard** - [[member:RA Neat|RA]] //“Stealing’s really fun”// [[member:RA Neat|Neat]]
  * **Barkus Meeken** - [[member:Markus Beeken|Markus]] //“Co-Dependency”// [[member:Markus Beeken|Beeken]] //(Brasenose)//
==== Villains ====

  * **Santa** - [[member:Emma New|Emma]] //“It’s deeply uncomfortable and creepy to watch and do”// [[member:Emma New|New]] //(St Hildas)//
  * **Cupcake** - Berenika //“And don’t come back!”// Kotełko
  * **Muffin** - [[member:Lily Miles|Lily]] //“Basically an idiot”// [[member:Lily Miles|Miles]] //(Hertford)//
  * **Douglas Capitalism Black** - [[member:Efi Gauthier|Efi]] //“Don’ t get your sprinkles in a twist” // [[member:Efi Gauthier|Gauthier]] //(St Hugh's)//
  * **Polly** - [[member:Ana Pagu|Ana]] //“A girl has <del>no</del> a name”// [[member:Ana Pagu|Pagu]] //(St. Edmund Hall)//

==== Assorted Mythical Beings ====

  * **Reindeer Santa** - [[member:Beth Mabbutt|Beth]] //“Share some cider”// [[member:Beth Mabbutt|Mabbutt]] //(LMH)//
  * **Krampus** - [[member:Jasper Russell|Jasper]] //“I’m a Demon”// [[member:Jasper Russell|Russell]] //(ex-Merton)//
  * **Jack Frost** - [[member:Leo Tucker|Leo]] //“Who wants to hear the funniest joke in the world?”// [[member:Leo Tucker|Tucker]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Easter Bunny** - [[member:Lily Miles|Lily]] //“I am not telling that joke”// [[member:Lily Miles|Miles]] //(Hertford)//
	
==== Stall Holders ====

  * **Bob** - [[member:Will Ainsworth|Will]] //“Oh look, an attractive young prisoner”// [[member:Will Ainsworth|Ainsworth]] //(St Edmund Hall)//
  * **Elwrong** - [[member:Erin English|Erin]] //“I really hate pinecones”// [[member:Erin English|English]] //(Wadham)//

===== Production =====

  * **Director** - [[member:Beth Mabbutt|Beth]] //“Just flounce and nobody stand behind George”// [[member:Beth Mabbutt|Mabbutt]] //(LMH)//
  * **Assistant Directors** - [[member:Ana Pagu|Ana]] //“I forgot I was directing”// [[member:Ana Pagu|Pagu]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// and [[member:Matilda Tempest|Matilda]] //“I bought mince pies”// [[member:Matilda Tempest|Tempest]] //(Mansfield)//
  * **Writer** - [[member:Leo Tucker|Leo]] //“No self control or artistic integrity”// [[member:Leo Tucker|Tucker]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Musical Directors** - [[member:Perry Hartland-Asbury|Perry]] //“Admiral”// [[member:Perry Hartland-Asbury|Hartland-Asbury]] //(Ex-Mansfield)// and [[member:Emma New|Emma]] //“Queen”// [[member:Emma New|New]] //(St Hildas)//
  * **Producer** - [[member:Lily Miles|Lily]] //“Try to look less constipated”// [[member:Lily Miles|Miles]] //(Hertford)//
  * **Stage Manager** - [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //“Damn I’m glittery”// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
  * **Costuming/Choreography Assistant** - [[member:Efi Gauthier|Efi]] //“Embrace the Glitter!”// [[member:Efi Gauthier|Gauthier]] //(St Hugh's)//

===== Song Writers =====

  * [[member:Perry Hartland-Asbury|Perry]] //“This is Going to get Interesting”// [[member:Perry Hartland-Asbury|Hartland-Asbury]] //(Ex-Mansfield)//
    * “Santa Claus is Goin Down”
    * “Police Brutality”
    * “The Barricade”
    * “Finale”
  * [[member:Judith Moore|Judith]] //“Cheating on Jake”// [[member:Judith Moore|Moore]]
    * “I Put the Ho’ in Hoodwink”
  * [[member:Emma New|Emma]] //“What rhymes with Market”// [[member:Emma New|New]] //(St Hildas)//
    * “Outsiders Market”
    * “The Money Song”
    * “The Gifting Song”
  * [[member:Lily Miles|Lily]] //“I expected less parodies”// [[member:Lily Miles|Miles]] //(Hertford)//
    * “Finale”


===== Script and Programme =====

===== Flosscars Wins =====

===== Flosscars Nominations =====

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