Anne - Emma“and pirates” Bates(Univ)
* Timmy - Timothy “Greatest actor of our generation” Blyton
==== The Crew of the Miserable Peter ====
* Captain Brownbeard - Jasper Rose“Nothing odd about that phrasing”Russell(ex-Merton)
* Needles - Velina“Do you like my bubblesword?”Robinson(Mansfield)
* S’You - Judith“What do you mean?”Moore(Balliol)
* Francois - Efi“Smokes incessantly”Gauthier(Formerly St Hugh’s)
==== The Tourists ====
* Francine - ET“Slow and painful death”Cresswell(Sheffield)
* Mark - Matt “Listen to your mother” Robinson
* Grandpa Norman - James“Back in my day”Carter(ex-Magdalen)
* Jack - Valeriia“Not nearly painful enough”Gladkova(Merton)
* Jane - Beth“You’re not actually six”Mabbutt(LMH Alumnus)
* Mandy - Elsa“Not liable”Kienberger
* Andy - Perry“Unsanctioned”Hartland-Asbury(Ex-Mansfield)
==== The Old Ladies ====
* Betty - Tzveta“Now I know what Perry feels like”Pokrovska(Queen’s)
* Eileen - Asha“I thought you said I’d have to act?”Hartland-Asbury(Brasenose)
==== The Piddlers ====
* Barry - Georgia“It has a certain elegance”Nicholson(St Hugh’s)
* Mike - Adrian“Candyfloss”Clayton(Hertford (Graduated))
* Tetra - Naomi“The Lone Piddler”Heffer(St Hugh’s College)
* Jetsam - George“Ragarragah”Tall(St Edmund Hall)
==== Assorted Beach Residents ====
* Gladys - Serena “Worst chip shop” Barney
* Sandra - Ana“Reverse kale”Pagu(St. Edmund Hall)
* Derek - Neil“You’ve probably never heard of it”Suchak(LMH)
* Ian - James“That other donkey!”Marsden(ex-Corpus)
* Lesley - Alex“Health and Safety violation”Brinkman-Young(St. Anne’s)
* Nancy - Erin“Don’t show your bum to the audience”English(Wadham)
* Brenda - Sofia“Viva la donkey revolution”Gomezllata(St Anne’s)
* Gacob Jiffiths - Jake“One oar”Griffiths(Brasenose)
===== Production =====
* Direction/Production
* Tom“The Directornator”Lear(ex-Magdalen)
* Lily“Directimus Prime”Miles(Hertford)
* Markus“Directortron”Beeken(Brasenose)
* Writer - Judith“Puns hands”Moore(Balliol)
* Marketing Director - Asha“Pun hands”Hartland-Asbury(Brasenose)
* Musical Director - Judith“Aggressively blows nose”Moore(Balliol)
* Lighting Technician - The Sun (not the Newspaper)
* Props provided by - Mary “Dorset Georgie” Beeken and Hiba “Markus and Jake’s Mysterious Friend” Abuelgasim
===== Songs =====
* A Plaice to Call Home - Bianca“Do you want a ding-a-ling?”Darolti and Judith“Jake’s personal songwriter”Moore(Balliol)
* When You're A Pirate - Judith“What power complex?”Moore(Balliol)
* Oh it's a Jolly Holiday with Whiskey - Asha“Drank all the amaretto”Hartland-Asbury(Brasenose) and Judith“Do you think they’ll notice?”Moore(Balliol)
* The Mundane Five Song - Judith“I can stop anytime I want”Moore(Balliol)
* The Complicated Song - Judith“I let them write the final song”Moore(Balliol)
* Final Song - Tom“Did I write something?”Lear(ex-Magdalen) and Lily“I can’t think of anything”Miles(Hertford)
===== Script and Programme =====
plaice_script.pdf
===== Flosscars Wins =====
|Best Morally Ambiguous Character|Efi Gauthier(Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois|
|Best Group/ Double Act|Matilda Tempest(Mansfield), Benjamin Kybett(Magdalen), Leo Tucker(Wadham) and Emma Bates(Univ) for the Mundane Five|
| Best Spurious Accent|Efi Gauthier(Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois|
| Best Directing Team|Tom Moore(ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken(Brasenose) and Lily Miles(Hertford)|
| Best Worst Prop|Tom Moore(ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken(Brasenose) and Lily Miles(Hertford) for the Hole|
| Best Best Prop|Mary Beeken for Timmy|
| Best Cock-Up During a Performance|Erin English(Wadham) and Sofia Gomezllata for the Donkey Beheading|
===== Flosscars Nominations =====
|Best Heroic Character|Bianca Darolti for Carlotta Codswallop Benjamin Kybett(Magdalen) for Dick|
|Best Villainous Character|Jasper Rose Russell(ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard Georgia Nicholson(St Hugh’s) for Barry Man-O-War|
| Best Morally Ambiguous Character|George Tall(St Edmund Hall) for Captain Jetsam Judith Moore(Balliol) for S'You|
| Best Group/ Double Act|Asha Hartland-Asbury(Brasenose) and Tzveta Pokrovska(Queen’s) for Betty and Eileen Perry Hartland-Asbury(Ex-Mansfield) and Elsa Kienberger for Mandy and Andy|
|Best Spurious Accent|Jasper Rose Russell(ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard Benjamin Kybett(Magdalen) for Dick|
| Best Script|Judith Moore(Balliol) for A Plaice in the Sun|
| Best Marketing Campaign|Asha Hartland-Asbury(Brasenose), Tom Moore(ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken(Brasenose) and Lily Miles(Hertford) for A Plaice in the Sun|
| Best Song|Judith Moore(Balliol) and Bianca Darolti for “A Plaice to Call Home” Judith Moore(Balliol) for “When You’re a Pirate” Judith Moore(Balliol) for “The Complicated Song”|
|Best Costume|Jasper Rose Russell(ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard Erin English(Wadham) and Sofia Gomezllata for the Donkey Costumes|
|Best Worst Prop| Mary Beeken for Dead Timmy Markus Beeken(Brasenose) and Lily Miles(Hertford) for the Plastic Bag treasure chest Tom Moore(ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken(Brasenose) and Lily Miles(Hertford) for the Explosion Rubble|
|Best Best Prop|Mary Beeken for “Back to the Fuchsia” Judith Moore(Balliol) for the Inflatable Flamingo|
|Best Cock-Up During a Performance|Asha Hartland-Asbury(Brasenose) and Tzveta Pokrovska(Queen’s) for the exploding pimms Erin English(Wadham) for “Nancy, he's right” “That's….great!”|
|Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal|Lily Miles(Hertford) and Markus Beeken(Brasenose) for forgetting basically every prop
Cast of Plaice for being unable to not laugh at “my hole”|
| Best Ad-Lib|Neil Suchak(LMH) and Ana Pagu(St Edmund Hall) for the extra fish puns Benjamin Kybett(Magdalen) for “You won't get away with this, we're meddling kids!”|
|Best Audience Participation/Heckle|Branoc Richards(Magdalen) for giving the cast extra alcohol|
|Best Quote from a Script|Judith Moore(Balliol) and Bianca Darolti for “Some of the chips glow in the dark!” Judith Moore(Balliol) and Jasper Rose Russell(ex-Merton) for “I had no depth of vision! I thought they were bigger rocks further away!” Judith Moore(Balliol) and Jasper Rose Russell(ex-Merton) for “My hole”|
|The Branoc Richards Award for Best Worst Line Learner|Benjamin Kybett(Magdalen) for Dick|
| The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act|Bianca Darolti for Carlotta Codswallop Jasper Rose Russell(ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard Judith Moore(Balliol) for S'you Efi Gauthier(Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois|
|The 'Beyond the Call of Duty' Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty|Lily Miles(Hertford) and Markus Beeken(Brasenose) for filling in for Producer and Stage Manager Lily Miles(Hertford) for AD-ing during her exams|