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In this, the untold story of the Queen of Hearts, we invite you down the rabbit hole to see a different side of the nonsense world of Wonderland. Meet old favourites and new characters alike as we spin a tale of Cards and Tarts, of Tea and Hearts, punctuated with classic OULES wit and musical comedy.

• Queen of Hearts - Beth “this is why I'm not in Imps” Mabbutt (LMH)
• Queen of Diamonds - Orlanda “glittering magnificence” Edmonds
• Ace of Spades - Alex “Deborah” Marcus
• BAron von Top Trump - Georgie “20 feet high” Atton (Somerville)
• Treasurer Uno - Sofia “I said is threateningly” Gomezllata (St Anne's)
• White Rabbit - Leo “Damn it, Tom” Tucker (Wadham)

• Knave of Diamonds - Nitasha “Drop him here” Salim
• Knave of Hearts - Bertie “Tell us your story” Veres
• Knaves of Clubs - James “it was highly stimulating” Carter (Ex-Magdalen)
• Knave of Spades - Benjamin “With apologies to France” Kybett (Magdalen)

• Cheshire Cat - Jake “I like dodo's” Griffiths (Brasenose)
• Dodo - Rob “Orgasmically” Selth (Univ)
• Assorted Turtles - RA “Soup?!” Neat
• Six of Hearts - Kiwi “demolish” Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
• Nine of Clubs - Tristan “crowned the Card-Tsar” Cresswell (Sheffield)
• Four of Spades - Rebecca “respected professional” Ipe
• Hedgehogs -
  • James Carter (Ex-Magdalen)
  • Bertie Veres
  • Nitashia Salim

• Mad Hatter - Anna “Do I look like a squirrel?” Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
• March Hare - Maria “Drink the god-damned tea!” Stroyakovski (Keble)
• Dormouse - Ana “Tea time! Tea time! Tea time!” Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)

• Two of Spades - Tristan “do I get two quotes?” Cresswell (Sheffield)
• Five of Spades - Rebecca “respected professional” Ipe
• Eight of Spades - Kiwi “bloody hell” Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)

• Alice - Frances “Eek!” Livesey (Corpus Christi)

• Director - Jasper “That still means beef” Russell (Merton)
• Assistant Director - Sebastian “I've been meaning to do this” Fox (Mansfield)
• Assistant Director - Kiwi “Thanks, Tom” Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
• Writer - Tom “less rambling, more nonsense” Lear (Magdalen)
• Co-Producer-And-Musical-Director - Georgie “Major Pants” Atton (Somerville) and Tom “General bum” Lear (Magdalen)
• Photography and Art - Georgie “in Alex's nostril” Atton (Somerville)
• MAke-Up - Amina “who else needs a face?” Clayton

• The Quintessential Qualities of the Queenly Queen of Hearts - Judith “What rhymes with Hearts?” Moore (Balliol)
• Bake it Off - Tom “Not even sorry” Lear (Magdalen) and Georgie “You should be” Atton (Somerville)
• Off With Their Heads! Judith “Why do I have finals?” Moore (Balliol)
• Off With Their Heads? - Georgie “Oh just make it up” Atton (Somerville)
• Croquet till you Croak - Judith “Tom, stop making up quotes for me” Moore (Balliol)
• About Time - Tom “Hehe, bum” Lear (Magdalen) and Georgie “Hehe, stop” Atton (Somerville)
• Don't Lose Your Head - Tom “Beheading is a crime” Lear (Magdalen) and Georgie “Stop plagiarising!“ Atton (Somerville)