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Let's Steal the Crown Jewels! (Hilary, 2016)

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An evil mastermind alone and brooding deep in his volcano lair, three (and a half) scouts determined to attain a badge whispered of only in legend, a group of petty thieves set on striving for greater things, one goal… TO STEAL THE CROWN JEWELS. Follow the successes and follies of three rivals as they (in)expertly attempt to get their hands on the greatest prize of them all. Do a group of jam-loving police, the ‘Quite Tricky Missions Executive’, Sherlock Holmes and some guy that really just won’t stop monologuing really have what it takes to save the day? Or shall the jewels fall into the devious and dastardly hands of Dr Diabolical?


The Metropolitan Police

  • Fred - Benjamin “Try to leave the building standing” Kybett (Magdalen)
  • Tim - Jihoon “I just like moving the little horsey” Kang

TIM - Jihoon Kang “I just like moving the little horsey” SUSAN - Georgie Atton (Somerville) “He started it!” BECKY (MON, WEDS) - Jasper Russell (Merton) “I think they may be lying” BECKY (TUES) - Branoc Richards (Magdalen) “Part time police” THE 3RD UPPER POPPLETON SCOUT TROOP LILY - Beth Mabbutt (LMH) “I'm the Greatest Scout!” LUCY - Frances Livesey (Corpus Christi) “Shut up Alfie!” ALFIE - Connie Tongue “I'm a distraction!” JAMIE - Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh's) “I'm hungry” THE QUITE TRICKY MISSIONS EXECUTIVE TOM FUSE - Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) “All round nigh-invicible action hero!” SCOTTY MCGEEK - Patrick Kidger (Magdalen) “Oh, that's absurd” JANE PISTOL - Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College) “I'll shoot your kneecaps” RYAN BUNGEE - Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) “Toned, muscular gut” FRANKLIN R. DOUBLE-AGENT - Leo Tucker “Your Wifi is dreadful” THE LAMB AND GREYHOUND GANG ZOE - Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) “Just stuff his body under the table” ALAN - Bertie Veres “Blimey!” KATE - Laura Hankins (Magdalen) “Can we nut 'em?” GARY - Tristan Cresswell (Sheffield) “Ain't done nothing” V.I.C.U.I.O.S DR DIABOLICAL - James Carter (Ex-Magdalen) “Incompetent fools!” ALPHA - Kiwi Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters) “Do I have to do everything myself?” THETA (MON, WEDS) - Fyr “The cook” THETA (THURS) - RA Neat “Also the demolitions expert” EPSILON - Michael Chester “The duffel bag carrier” ASSORTED DETECTIVES FLICK RANGER - James Bruce (Corpus Christi) “Dinghy back alley” SHERLOCK HOLMES - Tom Lear (Magdalen) “John, get back on stage” JOHN WATSON - Rob Selth (Univ) “I'm not your assistant” BAR STAFF SAM THE BARKEEP - RA Neat “You've still not paid your tab!”



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