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====== Everyone Dies At The End  (Hilary, 2019) ======

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//Everyone Dies at the End is comedy musical about (spoiler alert) the apocalypse! Yes, you read that right. Let me explain. \\ \\ Bored of their daily routine of trotting around for millennia, the Horsemen of the Apocalypse decided to do what they were literally created to do: kill everyone! The Norse Gods had similar plans, but their apocalypse was going to be bigger, better and way cooler sounding - Ragnarok! An assortment of conspiracy theorists, mad scientists and cheese-loving Europeans swiftly got involved in what was quickly going to become... well, a bit of a mess really. Featuring: an eight-legged pantomime horse, a 16-foot snake, original rock and tango music numbers, terrible accents and a lovable godly wolf. //

===== Cast =====

==== The Horsemen of the Apocalypse ====

  * **Death** - [[member:Georgia Watkins|Georgia]] //"I found a puppy!!"// [[member:Georgia Watkins|Watkins]] //(St Hilda's)//
  * **War** - [[member:Rebecca Barton|Rebecca]] //"They can't read"// [[member:Rebecca Barton|Barton]] //(Regent's Park)//
  * **Famine** - [[member:Markus Beeken|Markus]] //"Can I just flounce?"// [[member:Markus Beeken|Beeken]] //(Brasenose)//
  * **Pestilence** - [[member:Will Ainsworth|Will]] //"Am I German or not?!"// [[member:Will Ainsworth|Ainsworth]] //(St Edmund Hall)//

==== Norse Gods ====

  * **Thor** - [[member:Tegan Gears|Tegan]] //"Norse, not Nazareth"// [[member:Tegan Gears|Gears]] //(Teddy Hall)//
  * **Loki** - Edoardo //"Brother?!"// Lomi
  * **Hel** - [[member:Becky Hicks|Becky]] //"I know about sex"// [[member:Becky Hicks|Hicks]] //(Oriel)//
  * **Odin** - [[member:George Tall|George]] //"Only one nipple rub"// [[member:George Tall|Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)//
  * **Fenrir** - [[member:Valeriia Gladkova|Valeriia]] //"A GOOD BOY"// [[member:Valeriia Gladkova|Gladkova]] //(Merton)//
  * **Sleipnir** - [[member:Branoc Richards|Branoc]] //"Neigh, I'm a horse"// [[member:Branoc Richards|Richards]] //(Formerly Magdalen)// and [[member:Olivia Boyd|Olivia]] //"I'm an ass"// [[member:Olivia Boyd|Boyd]] //(Teddy Hall)//
  * **Jormungandr**
    * [[member:Leo Tucker]]
    * [[member:Em Fawcett]]
    * [[member:Charlie Howley]]
    * Matilda Fisher
    * Andrew Kenyon-Roberts

==== The Illuminati ====

  * **Mary Berry** - [[member:Velina Robinson|Velina]] //"Less natural sass"// [[member:Velina Robinson|Robinson]] //(Mansfield)//
  * **Elvis Presley** - [[member:Emma New|Emma]] //"It was fine when it wasn't flaccid!"// [[member:Emma New|New]] //(St Hilda's)//
  * **Tim Foyle** - [[member:Em Fawcett|Em]] //"If this even my real name"// [[member:Em Fawcett|Fawcett]] //(Wadham)//
  * **Herald** - [[member:Ed Tansley|Ed]] //"Too stupid"// [[member:Ed Tansley|Tansley]] //(St Anne's)//

==== The Cambridge University Necrotic Technology Society ====

  * **Professor E.V.I Lampton** - [[member:Maddie Leggett|Maddie]] //"Running low on bubonic"// [[member:Maddie Leggett|Leggett]] //(St John's)//
  * **Doctor N.A.S Thompson-Young** - [[member:Tzveta Pokrovska|Tzveta]] //"Do you actually want me to act?"// [[member:Tzveta Pokrovska|Pokrovska]] //(LMH)//
  * **Doctor B.A. Dampfnudel** - [[member:Samanwita Sen|Samanwita]] //"It's alive!"// [[member:Samanwita Sen|Sen]] //(Oriel)//
  * **Simeon** - [[member:Charlie Howley|Charlie]] //"Well, bugger"// [[member:Charlie Howley|Howley]] //(LMH)//

==== The Swiss Defence Ministry ====

  * **Mechant** - [[member:Fen Brunt|Fen]] //"I love war"// [[member:Fen Brunt|Brunt]] //(Mansfield)//
  * **De Neutre** - Andrew //"Draft a peace agreement"// Kenyon-Roberts
  * **L’Gris** - [[member:Ana Pagu|Ana]] //"Where would we brie without cheese?"// [[member:Ana Pagu|Pagu]] //(Linacre)//

==== Aliens, Monsters and Conspiracy Theorists ====

  * **Ester** - [[member:Lily Miles|Lily]] //"Pretending to pretend to act"// [[member:Lily Miles|Miles]] //(Hertford)//
  * **Fi** - Remy //"Aliens exist!"// Soysal
  * **Hugh** - [[member:Olivia Boyd|Olivia]] //"I know how humans walk"// [[member:Olivia Boyd|Boyd]] //(Teddy Hall)//
  * **Howard** - [[member:Alex Coombs|Alex]] //"The Moon is flat"// [[member:Alex Coombs|Coombs]] //(St Peter's)//
  * **Samphire** - Matilda //"confused by the confusion"// Fisher
  * **Rolf** - [[member:Leo Tucker|Leo]] //"I wish you were my butt"// [[member:Leo Tucker|Tucker]] //(Wadham)//
  * **The Mummy** - [[member:Neil Suchak|Neil]] //"No idea what happens in this play"// [[member:Neil Suchak|Suchak]] //(LMH)//

==== Assistants to the Horsemen ====

  * **Mort** - [[member:Alex Coombs|Alex]] //"Born to play this part"// [[member:Alex Coombs|Coombs]] //(St Peter's)//
  * **Olive** - [[member:Olivia Boyd|Olivia]] //"Olivia"// [[member:Olivia Boyd|Boyd]] //(Teddy Hall)//
  * **Victor** - [[member:Ed Tansley|Ed]] //"I record Bake Off for them"// [[member:Ed Tansley|Tansley]] //(St Anne's)//
  * **Jessica** - [[member:Samanwita Sen|Samanwita]] //"#PestilentPride"// [[member:Samanwita Sen|Sen]] //(Oriel)//

==== The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies ====

  * **Satan** - [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //"Surprise!"// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
===== Production =====

  * **Director** - [[member:Matilda Tempest|Matilda]] //"Sugary bribery"// [[member:Matilda Tempest|Tempest]] //(Mansfield)//
  * **Assistant Directors**
    * [[member:George Tall|George]] //"This is a terrible idea but ok"// [[member:George Tall|Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)//
    * [[member:Branoc Richards|Branoc]] //"If you can't learn lines, direct"// [[member:Branoc Richards|Richards]] //(Formerly Magdalen)//
  * **Writers**
    * [[member:Lily Miles|Lily]] //"I blame Katie"// [[member:Lily Miles|Miles]] //(Hertford)//
    * [[member:Katie Moore|Katie]] //"I regret nothing"// [[member:Katie Moore|Moore]] //(Ex-Magdalen)//
  * **Producer** - [[member:Ana Pagu|Ana]] //"You want a snake how long?!"// [[member:Ana Pagu|Pagu]] //(Linacre)//
  * **Musical Directors**
    * [[member:Markus Beeken|Markus]] //"M-Dawg McBeek"// [[member:Markus Beeken|Beeken]] //(Brasenose)//
    * [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //"Jakee the Griff"// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
  * **Stage Manager** - [[member:Becky Hicks|Becky]] //"Onion"// [[member:Becky Hicks|Hicks]] //(Oriel)//
  * **Assistant Stage Manager** - Elise //"Big Red Button"// Most
  * **Lighting Technician** - [[member: James Marsden|James]] //"Like last time but less rubbish"// [[member: James Marsden|Marsden]] //(Ex-Corpus)//

Special thanks to [[member:Ana Pagu]], [[member:Becky Hicks]] and [[member:Lily Miles]] for filming.

===== Songs =====

  * **The Horsemen of the Apocalypse**
    * [[member:Lily Miles|Lily]] //"Ominous chords"// [[member:Lily Miles|Miles]] //(Hertford)//
    * [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //"Couldn't find an organ"// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
  * **We are the C.U.N.T.S**
    * [[member:Emma New|Emma]] //"This song broke my autocorrect"// [[member:Emma New|New]] //(St Hilda's)//
  * **The Death Tango**
    * [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //"Markus, no one's going to get it"// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
    * [[member:Markus Beeken|Markus]] //"It's a Hamlet reference, Jacob!"// [[member:Markus Beeken|Beeken]] //(Brasenose)//
  * **The Ragnarock**
    * [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //"How are we going to fill the gap?"// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
    * [[member:Neil Suchak|Neil]] //"Head banging?"// [[member:Neil Suchak|Suchak]] //(LMH)//
    * [[member:Markus Beeken|Markus]] //"Head banging."// [[member:Markus Beeken|Beeken]] //(Brasenose)//
  * **The Death Tango: 2 Death, 2 Tango** 
    * [[member:Markus Beeken|Markus]] //"It's even wordier than last time"// [[member:Markus Beeken|Beeken]] //(Brasenose)//
    * [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //"Sorry Georgia"// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
  * **It’s the End of the world**
    * [[member:Jake Griffiths|Jake]] //"Bonus cool points"// [[member:Jake Griffiths|Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)//
    * [[member:Lily Miles|Lily]] //"We weren't lying"// [[member:Lily Miles|Miles]] //(Hertford)//

===== Script and Programme =====

{{ :shows:everyone_dies_at_the_end.pdf |}} \\ \\ Please contact our webmistress [[mailto:oules.webmistress@gmail.com|Em]] if you're interested in seeing the recording of this show.
===== Flosscars Wins =====

|**Best Heroic Character**|[[member:Tegan Gears]] //(Teddy Hall)// for Thor|
|**Best Morally Ambiguous Character**|[[member:Valeriia Gladkova]] //(Merton)// for Fenrir|
|**Best Couple**|[[member:Becky Hicks]] //(Oriel)// and [[member:Georgia Watkins]] //(St Hildas)// for Hel and Death|
|**Best Script**|[[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)// and [[member:Katie Moore]] //(ex-Magdalen)// for Everyone Dies at the End|
|**Best Song**|[[member:Markus Beeken]] //(Brasenose)//, [[member:Jake Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)// and [[member:Neil Suchak]] //(LMH)// for The Ragnarock|
|**Best Worst Prop**|[[member:Becky Hicks]] //(Oriel)// and [[member:George Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)// for the Horsemen's Horses|
|**Best Cock-Up During a Performance**|[[member:Georgia Watkins]] //(St Hildas)// for "Your girlfriend made me feel things..." instead of granddaughter|
|**Best Quote from a Script**|[[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)//, [[member:Katie Moore]] //(ex-Magdalen)// and [[member:George Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)// for Odin's Sexual Exploits|
|**The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act**|[[member:Georgia Watkins]] //(St Hildas)// for Wishee Washee and Death|
===== Flosscars Nominations =====

|**Best Heroic Character**|[[member:Markus Beeken]] //(Brasenose)// for Famine \\ [[member:Georgia Watkins]] //(St Hildas)// for Death|
|**Best Villainous Character**|[[member:Jake Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)// for Satan \\ Edoardo Lomi for Loki \\ [[member:George Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)// for Odin|
|**Best Morally Ambiguous Character**|[[member:Becky Hicks]] //(Oriel)// for Hel \\ [[member:Emma New]] //(St Hildas)// for Elvis Presley|
|**Best Group/Double Act**|[[member:Will Ainsworth]] //(St Edmund Hall)//, [[member:Rebecca Barton]] //(Regent’s Park)//, [[member:Markus Beeken]] //(Brasenose)// and [[member:Georgia Watkins]] //(St Hildas)// for the Four Horsemen \\ [[member:Em Fawcett]] //(Wadham)//, [[member:Emma New]] //(St Hildas)// and [[member:Velina Robinson]] //(Mansfield)// for the Illuminati \\ [[member:George Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)//, [[member:Becky Hicks]] //(Oriel)//, Edoardo Lomi, [[member:Tegan Gears]] //(Teddy Hall)//, [[member:Valeriia Gladkova]] //(Merton)// and [[member:Branoc Richards]] //(Formerly Magdalen)// for the Norse Gods|
|**Best Couple**|[[member:Rebecca Barton]] //(Regent’s Park)// and [[member:Fen Brunt]] //(Mansfield)// for War and Mechant|
|**Best Spurious Accent**|[[member:Will Ainsworth]] //(St Edmund Hall)// for Pestilence not being German \\ Andrew Kenyon-Roberts for De Neutre \\ [[member:Ana Pagu]] //Linacre)// for L'Gris|
|**Best Directing Team**|[[member:Matilda Tempest]] //(Mansfield)//, [[member:George Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)// and [[member:Branoc Richards]] //(Formerly Magdalen)// for Everyone Dies at the End|
|**Best Marketing Campaign**|[[member:Ana Pagu]] //Linacre)// for Everyone Dies at the End|
|**Best Song**|[[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)// and [[member:Jake Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)// for It's the End of the World \\ [[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)// and [[member:Jake Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)// for The Horsemen of the Apocalypse \\ [[member:Emma New]] //(St Hildas)// for We are the C.U.N.T.S|
|**Best Performance of a Song**|[[member:Jake Griffiths]] //(Brasenose)// for It's the End of the World \\ [[member:Becky Hicks]] //(Oriel)// for the Death Tango \\ [[member:George Tall]] //(St Edmund Hall)// for the Ragnarock \\ [[member:Georgia Watkins]] //(St Hildas)// for Death Tango|
|**Best Costume**|[[member:Ana Pagu]] //Linacre)// for Jormungandr|
|**Best Worst Prop**|[[member:Ana Pagu]] //Linacre)// for Sleipnir's extra legs|
|**Best Best Prop**|[[member:Ana Pagu]] //Linacre)// for Mr Snuffles|
|**Best Cock-Up During a Performance**|[[member:Will Ainsworth]] //(St Edmund Hall)//, [[member:Rebecca Barton]] //(Regent’s Park)//, [[member:Markus Beeken]] //(Brasenose)// and [[member:Georgia Watkins]] //(St Hildas)// for the scrambling up of the first scene \\ [[member:Tegan Gears]] //(Teddy Hall)// for Thor losing his beard then trying to reattach it|
|**Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal**|[[member:Em Fawcett]] //(Wadham)// for writing conspiracy theories in permanent marker \\ Edoardo Lomi for pulling a Kybett in the Speedrun: walking on, nodding, walking off again|
|**Best Ad-Lib**|[[member:Em Fawcett]] //(Wadham)//, Leo Tucker and [[member:Charlie Howley]] //(LMH)// for "Do the snake boi" \\ [[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)// for "Satan died of loneliness 10 minutes later"|
|**Best Audience Participation/Heckle**|[[member:Judith Moore]] //(Balliol)// for "What a waste of a prop"|
|**Best Quote from a Script**|[[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)//, [[member:Katie Moore]] //(ex-Magdalen)// and [[member:Valeriia Gladkova]] //(Merton)// for "I AM IN PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION FOR MURDER" \\ [[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)//, [[member:Katie Moore]] //(ex-Magdalen)// and [[member:Valeriia Gladkova]] //(Merton)// for "I AM ALSO CONFUSED BY THIS" \\ [[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)//, [[member:Katie Moore]] //(ex-Magdalen)// and [[member:Becky Hicks]] //(Oriel)// for "I'm millennia old dad, I know about sex."|
|**The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act**|[[member:Becky Hicks]] //(Oriel)// for Hel \\ [[member:Valeriia Gladkova]] //(Merton)// for Mr Mason and Fenrir|
|**The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty**|[[member:Rebecca Barton]] //(Regent’s Park)//, Maddie Leggett and [[member:Lily Miles]] //(ex-Hertford)// for finding a venue|

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