[Oxford University Light Entertainment Society]

Off With Their Heads! (Trinity, 2016)

In this, the untold story of the Queen of Hearts, we invite you down the rabbit hole to see a different side of the nonsense world of Wonderland. Meet old favourites and new characters alike as we spin a tale of Cards and Tarts, of Tea and Hearts, punctuated with classic OULES wit and musical comedy.


The Queen's Court
Queen of Hearts-Beth Mabbutt (LMH)
"this is why I'm not in Imps"
Queen of Diamonds-Orlanda Edmonds
"glittering magnificence"
Ace of Spades-Alex Marcus
Baron von Top Trump-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
"20 feet high"
Treasurer Uno-Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's)
"I said is threateningly"
White Rabbit-Leo Tucker
"Damn it, Tom"
The Knaves
Knave of Diamonds-Nitasha Salim
"Drop him here"
Knave of Hearts-Bertie Veres
"Tell us your story"
Knave of Clubs-James Carter (Ex-Magdalen)
"it was highly stimulating"
Knave of Spades-Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
"With apologies to France"
Denizens of Wonderland
Cheshire Cat-Jake Griffiths (Brasenose)
"I like dodo's"
Dodo-Rob Selth (Univ)
Assorted Turtles-RA Neat
Six Of Hearts-Kiwi Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
Nine of Clubs-Tristan Cresswell (Sheffield)
"crowned the Card-Tsar"
Four of Spades-Rebecca Ipe
"respected professional"
Hedgehogs-James Carter (Ex-Magdalen)
Bertie Veres
Nitashia Salim
The Mad Tea Party
Mad Hatter-Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
"Do I look like a squirrel?"
March Hare-Maria Stroyakovski (Keble)
"Drink the god-damned tea!"
Dormouse-Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)
"Tea time! Tea time! Tea time!"
The Queen's Gardeners
Two of Spades-Tristan Cresswell (Sheffield)
"do I get two quotes?"
Five of Spades-Rebecca Ipe
"respected professional"
Eight of Spades-Kiwi Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
"bloody hell"
Alice-Frances Livesey (Corpus Christi)
Production Team
Director-Jasper Russell (Merton)
"That still means beef"
Assistant Director-Sebastian Fox (Mansfield)
"I've been meaning to do this"
Assistant Director-Kiwi Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
"Thanks, Tom"
Writer-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
"less rambling, more nonsense"
Co-Producer-and-Musical-Director-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
Tom Lear (Magdalen)
"Major Pants"
Photography and Art-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
"in Alex's nostril"
Make-up-Amina Clayton
"who else needs a face?"
Musical Credits
The Quintessential Qualities of the Queenly Queen of Hearts-Judith Moore (Balliol)
"What rhymes with Hearts?"
Bake it Off-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
Georgie Atton (Somerville)
"Not even sorry"
Off With Their Heads!-Judith Moore (Balliol)
"Why do I have finals?"
Off With Their Heads?-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
"Oh just make it up"
Croquet till you Croak-Judith Moore (Balliol)
"Tom, stop making up quotes for me"
About Time-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
Georgie Atton (Somerville)
"Hehe, bum"
Don't Lose Your Head-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
Georgie Atton (Somerville)
Judith Moore (Balliol)
"Beheading is a crime"

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