007:The Musical (Hilary, 2014)

Cast

Cast
James Bond (007)	-	Tim Ledsam (Hertford)
"Just roll down my trousers"
Eva Likova	-	Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose)
"always around for pleasure"
John (009)	-	Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
"LOOK! EAGLES!"
Xenia Olddfeld	-	Emma New (St Hildas)
"why is nobody putting on the kettle?!"
M	-	Beth Mabbutt (LMH)
"slightly larger hat"
Q	-	Ben Below (Worcester)
"highly specialised operations"
Moneypenny	-	Alice McAndrew
"really quite silly"
Hogan	-	Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
"an abomination"
Helena	-	Brigitte Stenhouse (Somerville)
"flame-powered laser throwers"
Helga	-	Steph Crampin
"in da hood"
Helga (Friday)	-	Holly Morgan (Mansfield)
"is there a rule for that?"
Hatty	-	Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
"what's going on?"
#1	-	Luke Cozens (LMH)
"do take note"
#2	-	Leila Al-Izzi
"additional vehicles"
#3	-	Klara Janiec
"on top of things"
#4	-	Ellie Armstrong
"de dum"
#5	-	Ashley Cooper
"trained by evil ninjas"
#6	-	Ben Carey
"but I don't have any lines..."
#7	-	Ed Shaw (Worcester)
"because I have a penis"
Agent 0010	-	James Marsden (Corpus)
"you mean my penis?"
Agent 008	-	Lyman Gamberton (Brasenose)
"nectar of his pomegranates"
Agent 0013	-	Soraya Liu
"but that's a chair"
Agent 001101001	-	Elena Harty (Magdalen)
"either way you've lost"
Simon	-	Ed Shaw (Worcester)
"because I have a penis"
Susan	-	Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
"remarkably gloopy"
Sam	-	Leila Al-Izzi
"tied up and helpless"
Sarah	-	Ivy Mestrovic
"only so many mutations"
Sarah (Friday)	-	Ashley Cooper
"trained by evil ninjas"
Serena	-	Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's)
"lack of sleep"
Sabrina	-	Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford)
"what happened next?"
Auctioneer	-	Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford)
"what on earth was that?"
Auctioneer's Assistant	-	Soraya
"but that's a chair"
Will	-	James Marsden (Corpus)
"Sex on the Beach"
Tiffany Chantilly	-	Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
"it's....blue"
Felicia Ryder	-	Ivy Mestrovic
"only so many mutations"
Felicia Ryder (Friday)	-	Brigitte Stenhouse (Somerville)
"flame-powered laser throwers"
Bernard Chesterton III	-	Peter Shepherd
"magic suit"
Ophelia	-	Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's)
"lack of sleep"
Albert T Asparagus	-	samuel Hilton (Queen's)
"rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb"
Auction Attendee 1	-	Lyman Gamberton (Brasenose)
"nectar of his pomegranates"
Auction Attendee 2	-	Alice McAndrew
"really quite silly"
Singer	-	Judith Moore (Balliol)
"like Darth Vader but sexier"
Crew
Director	-	Holly Morgan (Mansfield)
"oh god, the show's today"
Assistant Director	-	Judith Moore (Balliol)
"I can be the nasty director"
Script	-	Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
"another course in wisecracking"
Musical Directors	-	Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) Emma New (St Hildas) Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
"living the high life, honey"
Producer	-	Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford)
"can we do without..."
Sound and Light	-	Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln)
"pilly"

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best Hero	Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for 009
Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex	Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
Most Spurious Accent	Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
Best Writer	Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
Best Song	Emma New (St Hildas) for It's all about the tea
Best Ad Lib	Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) for "Remember what happened LAST time we did Science to my hair?" Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for (on realising the costumes didn't fit the script) "You can see they're wearing blue radiation gloves under their normal gloves"
Best Quote (during a show)	Brigitte Stenhouse (Somerville) for "... And explody bits in our explody things!"
Best Worst Line-learner	Ed Shaw (Worcester) for Simon the Scientist
The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act	Luke Cozens (LMH) for Number One

Flosscars Nominations

Best Hero	Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for James Bond Ben Below (Worcester) for Q
Best Heroine	Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Eva Likova Beth Mabbutt (LMH) for M
Best Bad Guy/Villain	Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld Luke Cozens (LMH) for Number One
Best Double Act/Couple	Tim Ledsam (Hertford) and Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for 007 and 009
Best Directing Team	Holly Morgan (Mansfield) and Judith Moore (Balliol)
Best Song	Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Number One Criminal Agency Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for Living the High Life Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Lust Thing Ben Below (Worcester) for The Q Division Way
Best Costume	Eva Likova's Blue Sparkly Dress of Sparkles Oddfeld (in disguise)
Best Prop	Mr Bombadier the Prototype Teapot of Destiny
Best cock-up during a performance	Ben Below (Worcester) for With a little bit of leather and a blehblehasjsfdjhfgjkf I've been drinking.
Best Ad Lib	The scientists for their dance Asha's brother for moving the tea boxes off stage when they fell in the way of the action
Best Quote (during a show)	James Marsden (Corpus) for "Oh, you mean my PENIS?" Emma New (St Hildas) for The Oddfeld / Blowjob lines... Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for "Oooof course you do."
The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act	Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
The " Don't Shoot the Children in the Face" Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student show	Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty	Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford) for Filling in for multiple roles Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) for Stepping in to play Hogan at the last minute

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