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Peter Pan The Pantomime (Michaelmas, 2010)
Cast
Peter Pan-Ella Waldman
"I am Peter Pan you know!"
Wendy Darling- (Mansfield)
"It's a bit small..."
Tinkerbell- (Brasenose)
"I've got nothing against a bit of S&M, you know"
Hook- (St. Edmund Hall)
"Pernicious Mersey Trout"
Smee- (Lincoln)
"Oh look, a fairy... Kill it!"
Rodriguez- (Mansfield)
"Hot Yacht Got Lot Not Pot Noodle"
Dame Madeira- (Mansfield)
"Princess of Pastries"
Peter's Shadow- (St. Hilda's)
"Inappropriate Gesturing"
Princess Tigerlily- (Hertford)
"DISNEY!"
John Darling- (Queen's)
"Hello!"
Michael Darling- (Mansfield)
"Yay, nap time"
Mr Darling- (Mansfield)
"Jeremy Clarkson"
Mrs Darling- (Jesus)
"milf"
The Lost Boys
Slightly- (Worcester)
"I'm not surprised"
Nibs- (Balliol)
"Did everyone get an agenda?"
Curly- (St. Peter's)
"You've got all the best toys"
Tootles-Guy Jackson
"...and Slightly here has soiled my toy gardening set"
The Twins- (St. Hilda's)
(St Hildas)
"Okie smokie mokie pokie"
The Pirates
Randal Leadblade- (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
"Cannon-Polisher"
"Monkey" Bellamy-Chris Webster
"Additional haaaarrr..."
Red-Eye Blythe-Lotty Spurrell
"Not the pink one!"
Bill Rotmeat- (Hertford)
"Prepare to be dazzled..."
Jim Cannonbait- (Hertford)
"Soft jazz in the corner"
Jonny Greenbeard-Jessica Law
"An albatross!"
Black Shadow- (St. Hilda's)
"Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffternoon, pirates"
Dave "Albert"- (Mansfield)
"I'm Dave!"
Jolly Hannibal Slasher-Catherine Offord
"Coffey"
Simmons the Bald- (Worcester)
"Shorry captain"
"Chocolate" Louis Kidd- (mansfield)
"Just too clean for a nose"
Can't-Remember-Where-The-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Diego-Péter Connell
"killed at some hilarious point"
Almost-Crazy Cyril- (Jesus)
"What's wrong with my nose?"
Leprous Quinn Nibor- (St Hilda's)
"Salty Backside"
Eel Skin Lisab- (St Hildas)
"Song!"
Native Neverlandians
Big Chief- (Mansfield)
"a bit less French mustard..."
Overexcitable One- (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
"England, really?"
Two Dogs...- (Mansfield)
"random names"
Singing Bird- (St Hildas)
"Voulez-vous your petit pois..."
The Crew
Written by- (Mansfield)
(St Hildas)
Based upon an original idea by-J.M. Barrie
Director- (Oriel)
"I went directing by mistake"
Assistant Director- (Mansfield)
(St Hildas)
"Ow! My Knee!" / "neutral cop"
Songs By- (Mansfield)
(Oriel)
(Mansfield)
(St Hildas)
Musical Director / At the Piano- (Mansfield)
"WHARGAARBL"
Lighting- (Somerville)
"quote too long to fit"
"Paninator 4000" Created by- (Hertford)
"nearly Jesus"
Crocodile created by- (St Hildas)
(Oriel)
Crocodile Puppeteer- (Oriel)
"Schni-schna-Schnappi..."
Producers- (Oriel)
(Mansfield)
(Mansfield)
Script and Programme
Photos
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Quotes
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Flosscars Wins
Best Heroine (Mansfield) for Wendy
The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple (Lincoln) and (St. Edmund Hall) for Hook and Smee
Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex (Mansfield) for Dame madiera
The "Don't Shoot the Children in the Face" Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student show (St. Hilda's) for learning Smee's entire part and aiming a gun at a small child before remembering not to shoot the children in the face.
Flosscars Nominations
Best HeroElla Waldman for Peter Pan
(Mansfield) for Roger the Cabinboy
Best Bad Guy/Villain (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Hook
Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite SexElla Waldman for Peter Pan
Best Directing Team (Oriel), (Mansfield) and (St Hildas)
Best Writer (Mansfield) and (St Hildas)
Best Song (Oriel) for Gaffer Tape
(Mansfield) for I want to be in Neverland
(Mansfield) for It's good to be evil
Best Prop (St Hildas) and (Oriel) for The Crocodile
(Hertford) for Paninator 4000
(Mansfield) for the love song fairy lights in Peter Pan
Best Special Effect (Mansfield), (Queen's), (Mansfield), Ella Waldman and (Brasenose) for The flying in Peter Pan
(St. Hilda's) for the shadow
Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance (Brasenose) for "Quick! We've got to get off!... The stage."
General pirates for Failure to dispose of other "dead" pirates off stage.
Best Ad Lib (Lincoln) and (St. Edmund Hall) for "NO MORE WENDYS"
the Pirates for most of their lines
(Lincoln) and (St. Edmund Hall) for P-P-P-Peter Pan song
(St. Hilda's) for The Kitten Cannon [extended]
Best Quote (during a show) (St. Hilda's), (Mansfield) and (St Hildas) for "So, I've been thinking. Carrier Kittens."
The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to actElla Waldman for Peter Pan
(Lincoln) for Smee
The "Don't Shoot the Children in the Face" Award for Best Performance in a Schools/Homes show of a different part to in the student show (Queen's) for Dame Madeira
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