[Oxford *cough* Light Entertainment Society]
Villainy! (Hilary, 2010)
A tale of dastardly deeds, underhand doings, nefarious science, and occasional committee meetings
Cast
Ivy-Alexis Lygoumenous
"Nobody's sidekick"
Roger, aka Captain Protector- (St. Edmund Hall)
"Touch my chest"
Mindy- (St Hildas)
"He'll do anything?"
Lucas Blackford- (Regent's Park)
"Down, Bitch"
Eric Slaughter- (Corpus Christi)
"BRAINS"
The Devil- (St. Hilda's)
"How the me are you?"
The Vampires
Éléna- (Oriel)
"Forever trying to kill you"
Valentine- (balliol)
"Bigger than Dracula"
Gabriel- (Hertford)
"I just have to do something"
Katrina-Jessica Asbury
"It won't take a minute"
Reynard- (Hertford)
"I wub you"
The Mad Scientists
Professor Kurt Pestilence- (Mansfield)
"Ninjabottom"
Dr Randy Badass- (Mansfield)
"Freaking Mindbending Druggie"
Dr Theo Malevolence- (Christ Church)
"I'm an Oxford Graduate, Dammit!"
Georgia-rk hughes (hertford)
"F*ck You"
The Cult
Brother Revolver- (Merton)
"I'm a clever man"
Brother Candlestick- (Worcester)
"Sprinkle them in fairydust"
Brother Rope- (st hilda's)
"Politically correct"
Brother Dagger- (Mansfield)
"Post-modern naïve charm"
Brother Leadpipe- (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
"Working on a little something"
Brother Spanner- (Nuffield)
"Surprisingly large quantity of aubergines"
Franky's Bar (and thereabouts)
Franky- (Lincoln)
"Rock and Roll lifestyle"
Rowena Starflower-Jessica Law
"A Dripping Tap"
Banging Door- (Hertford)
"I recommend great whiskey"
Most Certainly Not A Robber- (New)
"Shifty Looking"
Furtive Hider Behind Newspapers-Chris Webster
"I'm a Big Man"
Physicist in Bar (Shock)-Nora Ellis
"Quantum Electro-Dynamical"
Big Steve the Mugger- (St Hilda's)
"You scream, You die"
Hairy Thompson the Thug-Catherine Offord
"DO IT"
Victim-Selina Groh
"Please don't hurt me"
Vampire Munchables- (Mansfield)
"Lazy Sod"
Grauniad Reporter- (Mansfield)
"My quote is something rubbish"
Torygraph Reporter- (Hertford)
"I Love you Captain Protector"
The Hallucination
Something with Shoes- (Ex-Worcester)
"Reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow"
Dust bunny- (Mansfield)
"This isn't the Playboy Bunny"
Geeky Guy-Péter Connell
"Meant to be"
Monty-Chris Webster
(Filthy Brooks Interloper)
"Neigh?"
Other Attached Personages
Director- (mansfield)
"I'm going to need a drink. And then several more"
Director- (Mansfield)
"It's 10:30 and I'm sober. Something went wrong"
Assistant Director-Alexis Lygoumenous
"California Bound"
Script- (Oriel)
"It is a word, because I said so!"
Musical Director- (Mansfield)
"Squee!"
Music and Lyrics- (Oriel)
"Schadenfreude"
Lighting Director- (Ex-Lincoln)
"My cables bring all the boys to the yard"
Script and Programme
Photos
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Quotes
Coming Soon!
Flosscars Wins
Best Hero (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Protector
Best Bad Guy/VillainThe Entire Cast
Best Writer (Oriel)
Best Costume (Corpus Christi), (Mansfield) and (Oriel) for Eric Slaughter
Best Ad Lib (Regent's Park) for "I'll mash you up more than I have done the script over the last two nights!"
Best Impersonation of an Animal (Hertford) for The Hallucination Crustacean
Best Special Effect (Mansfield), (Oriel) and (Corpus Christi) for Eric Slaughter make up and falling off finger
Best Worse Line-learner (Regent's Park) for Lucas Blackford
The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal Moment (Oriel), (Mansfield), (St. Hilda's), (Ex-Worcester), (Mansfield), Péter Connell, Chris Webster, (Filthy Brooks Interloper), (Hertford), (Ex-Lincoln), Catherine Offord and (Queen's) for The Hallucination Scene
Flosscars Nominations
Best Hero (Hertford) for Gabriel
Best HeroineAlexis Lygoumenos for Ivy Green
Best Bad Guy/Villain (St. Hilda's) for Satan
(Oriel) for Elena
(St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Protector
Best Double Act/Couple (St. Hilda's) and (Oriel) for Elena and Satan
Best Director (mansfield), (Mansfield) and Alexis Lygoumenos
Best Costume (St. Edmund Hall) and (Mansfield) for Captain Protector (though I recommend this is noted down as WORST costume, because OH GOD MY EYES)
(Mansfield) for Professor Kurt Pestilence (with Bionic Arm and Crazy Hair)
(Mansfield) for Dust Bunny
(Ex-Worcester) for The Thing With Shoes
Best PropTranscranial magnetic stimulation device
The Weapon of Doom
Death Ray
Frankie's Bar
Best Ad Librk hughes (hertford) for "I will bite you in nasty places"
(Mansfield) for "I call this the medieval milkmaid"
(St. Hilda's) for "Lucifer's Lingere!"
(St. Hilda's) for "How the me are you?"
(St. Hilda's) for Diet Coke
(St. Hilda's) for "What?! I am really busy!"
Chris Webster for "AAAGGG... Wait! What are you doing now?"
The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious Accent (balliol) for Valentine
Best Impersonation of an Animal (Mansfield) for Dust Bunny
(Ex-Worcester) for The Thing with Shoes
Best Song (Oriel) for The Good Guys Always Win
(Oriel) for Welcome to the Cult
(Oriel) for Evil Science Rock
(Oriel) for All of them!
Best Special Effect (Mansfield) for his death ray sound effect
(Ex-Lincoln) for swirly spotlight
Best Worse Line-learner (Mansfield) for Professor Kurt Pestilence
The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentRich Wareham for his Irish Jig whilst under mind control
Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance (St. Edmund Hall) for messing up a song
(Hertford) for forgetting the words to the love song and just "la"-ing
Jessica Asbury, (balliol) and (Lincoln) for the bar scene
(Mansfield) for the "medieval milkmaids" line
The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyAlexis Lygoumenos
Best QuoteChris Webster for "MADAM!"
Most Bizarre Stage Direction (Oriel) for "Devil appears and waltzes with Monty and other characters"
(Oriel) for "his finger falls off"