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| Ivy | - | Alexis Lygoumenous
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| "Nobody's sidekick" |
| Roger, aka Captain Protector | - | Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall)
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| "Touch my chest" |
| Mindy | - | Sasha McKenna (St Hildas)
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| "He'll do anything?" |
| Lucas Blackford | - | Dan Artus (Regent's Park)
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| "Down, Bitch" |
| Eric Slaughter | - | Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi)
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| "BRAINS" |
| The Devil | - | Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's)
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| "How the me are you?" |
| The Vampires |
| Éléna | - | Fabby Styles (Oriel)
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| "Forever trying to kill you" |
| Valentine | - | Will Smith (balliol)
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| "Bigger than Dracula" |
| Gabriel | - | Timothy Ledsam (Hertford)
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| "I just have to do something" |
| Katrina | - | Jessica Asbury
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| "It won't take a minute" |
| Reynard | - | Benjamin Nye (Hertford)
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| "I wub you" |
| The Mad Scientists |
| Professor Kurt Pestilence | - | Perry Asbury (Mansfield)
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| "Ninjabottom" |
| Dr Randy Badass | - | Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield)
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| "Freaking Mindbending Druggie" |
| Dr Theo Malevolence | - | Sarah Browncross (Christ Church)
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| "I'm an Oxford Graduate, Dammit!" |
| Georgia | - | rk hughes (hertford)
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| "F*ck You" |
| The Cult |
| Brother Revolver | - | Felicity White (Merton)
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| "I'm a clever man" |
| Brother Candlestick | - | Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
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| "Sprinkle them in fairydust" |
| Brother Rope | - | Kate Morris (st hilda's)
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| "Politically correct" |
| Brother Dagger | - | Rory Morrison (Mansfield)
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| "Post-modern naïve charm" |
| Brother Leadpipe | - | Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
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| "Working on a little something" |
| Brother Spanner | - | Elizabeth Baldwin (Nuffield)
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| "Surprisingly large quantity of aubergines" |
| Franky's Bar (and thereabouts) |
| Franky | - | Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
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| "Rock and Roll lifestyle" |
| Rowena Starflower | - | Jessica Law
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| "A Dripping Tap" |
| Banging Door | - | Alice Young (Hertford)
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| "I recommend great whiskey" |
| Most Certainly Not A Robber | - | Tom Perkins (New)
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| "Shifty Looking" |
| Furtive Hider Behind Newspapers | - | Chris Webster
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| "I'm a Big Man" |
| Physicist in Bar (Shock) | - | Nora Ellis
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| "Quantum Electro-Dynamical" |
| Big Steve the Mugger | - | Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's)
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| "You scream, You die" |
| Hairy Thompson the Thug | - | Catherine Offord
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| "DO IT" |
| Victim | - | Selina Groh
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| "Please don't hurt me" |
| Vampire Munchables | - | Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield)
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| "Lazy Sod" |
| Grauniad Reporter | - | Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield)
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| "My quote is something rubbish" |
| Torygraph Reporter | - | Alice Young (Hertford)
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| "I Love you Captain Protector" |
| The Hallucination |
| Something with Shoes | - | Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester)
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| "Reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow" |
| Dust bunny | - | Eilise Norris (Mansfield)
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| "This isn't the Playboy Bunny" |
| Geeky Guy | - | Péter Connell
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| "Meant to be" |
| Monty | - | Chris Webster Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
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| "Neigh?" |
| Other Attached Personages |
| Director | - | Matthew Williams (mansfield)
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| "I'm going to need a drink. And then several more" |
| Director | - | Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield)
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| "It's 10:30 and I'm sober. Something went wrong" |
| Assistant Director | - | Alexis Lygoumenous
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| "California Bound" |
| Script | - | Fabby Styles (Oriel)
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| "It is a word, because I said so!" |
| Musical Director | - | Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield)
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| "Squee!" |
| Music and Lyrics | - | Fabby Styles (Oriel)
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| "Schadenfreude" |
| Lighting Director | - | Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln)
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| "My cables bring all the boys to the yard" |