[Oxford *cough* Light Entertainment Society]
Lasagne! The Musical! (Trinity, 2009)
Cast
Admiral Butterfly- (Lincoln)
"enormous"
Bus Driver-Becky Ely
"all aboard"
Capitaine of the RMS Proportions- (Mansfield)
"bureau de change"
Capn. Gowne-Jessica Law
"traumatised"
Cat-Tom Wade
"graverobbing was a good idea"
Clive- (Queen's)
"story of my life"
Da Medici Turbot- (Mansfield)
"..."
Dorothy- (st hilda's)
"quaver-ing"
Dr. Lou Cypher- (St Hildas)
"give it to me nice and slowly"
Elvis- (St Johns)
"thankyouverymuch"
Ersatz Elvis-Rui Ramalho
"I have a ham"
Genie of the Lamprey-Becky Ely
"just a bad haddock"
Jack-Tzveta Pokrovska
"he made me do it"
Judge Anjury- (Balliol)
"never ever"
Laith-Laith Dilaimi
"amazing"
Lawyer- (Merton)
"he's not that big"
Old Crone- (Mansfield)
"very rude"
Passenger 23-Nina Mikita
"it's just not cricket"
Passenger 5- (St Hildas)
"to the middle of nowhere"
Seaman Stains- (mansfield)
"no reason to panic"
Slightly Bent Witch of the South East-rk hughes (hertford)
"conveniently placed boat"
Van Cloop-Phil Scott
"The crafty cow"
Wicked Witch of the West- (St Hilda's)
"I'm moulting!"
Vikings
Harald Webmail- (New)
"it was a bloody salmon"
Lars- (St Hilda's)
"Packed lunch"
Olaf Slastslaffslongest- (Mansfield)
"By Odin's Beard"
Magnus- (mansfield)
"I licked it"
Sven- (Worcester)
"never outpunned"
Nils- (Merton)
"quite a big salmon"
Leif- (Balliol)
"off my census"
Henchmen
Shady Bloke 1- (St Hildas)
"eat science punks"
Dodgy Chap 2-Catherine Offord
"Eh?"
Crafty Fellow 3-Lotty Spurrell
"Not even a mother could love that hat"
Rum Cove 4- (Oriel)
"eyes of a hawk"
Team
Director- (Mansfield)
Producer-Liina Pihel
Printing Credit- (St Hildas)
Script and Programme
    Photos
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    Quotes
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    Flosscars Wins
    Best PropThe physics guns
    The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious Accent (St Hildas), Catherine Offord, Lotty Spurrell and (Oriel) for Cypher's Henches
    Flosscars Nominations
    Best Bad Guy/Villain (St Hildas) for Dr Lou Cypher
    Best Double Act/CoupleTzveta Pokrovska and Tom Wade for Jack and Cat
    Best Director (Mansfield)
    Best Writer (New)
    The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious Accent (Mansfield) for Capitaine of the RMS Proportions
    (Mansfield) for Olaf Slatstafflongest
    Best Impersonation of an AnimalPhil Scott (Oxon) for his Bat disguise
    (Ex-Worcester) for Polar Bear
    Cassie the Tiger for the Tiger
    Best Special Effect (St Johns), (Lincoln), (mansfield) and (Mansfield) for flying through the air kung-fu kick
    (St Hilda's) for successfully melting/moulting
    The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal Moment (New) for the whole script
    Most Bizarre Stage Direction (New) for "moulting"