[Oxford University Light Entertainment Society]

Lasagne! The Musical! (Trinity, 2009)


Admiral Butterfly-Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
Bus Driver-Becky Ely
"all aboard"
Capitaine of the RMS Proportions-Rory Morrison (Mansfield)
"bureau de change"
Capn. Gowne-Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
Cat-Tom Wade
"graverobbing was a good idea"
Clive-Matt Hart (Queen's)
"story of my life"
Da Medici Turbot-Rory Morrison (Mansfield)
Dorothy-Kate Morris (St Hildas)
Dr. Lou Cypher-Emma New (St Hildas)
"give it to me nice and slowly"
Elvis-Thomas Woolley (St Johns)
Ersatz Elvis-Rui Ramalho
"I have a ham"
Genie of the Lamprey-Becky Ely
"just a bad haddock"
Jack-Tzveta Pokrovska
"he made me do it"
Judge Anjury-Hannah Snell (Balliol)
"never ever"
Laith-Laith Dilaimi
Lawyer-Felicity White (Merton)
"he's not that big"
Old Crone-Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
"very rude"
Passenger 23-Nina Mikita
"it's just not cricket"
Passenger 5-Radostina Christova (St Hildas)
"to the middle of nowhere"
Seaman Stains-Matthew Williams (mansfield)
"no reason to panic"
Slightly Bent Witch of the South East-rk hughes (hertford)
"conveniently placed boat"
Van Cloop-Phil Scott
"The crafty cow"
Wicked Witch of the West-Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's)
"I'm moulting!"
Harald Webmail-Tom Perkins (New)
"it was a bloody salmon"
Lars-Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's)
"Packed lunch"
Olaf Slastslaffslongest-Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield)
"By Odin's Beard"
Magnus-Matthew Williams (mansfield)
"I licked it"
Sven-Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
"never outpunned"
Nils-Felicity White (Merton)
"quite a big salmon"
Leif-Hannah Snell (Balliol)
"off my census"
Shady Bloke 1-Sasha McKenna (St Hildas)
"eat science punks"
Dodgy Chap 2-Catherine Offord
Crafty Fellow 3-Lotty Spurrell
"Not even a mother could love that hat"
Rum Cove 4-Fabby Styles (Oriel)
"eyes of a hawk"
Director-Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
Producer-Liina Pihel
Printing Credit-Emma New (St Hildas)

Script and Programme

    Flosscars Wins

    Best PropThe physics guns
    The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious AccentSasha McKenna (St Hildas), Catherine Offord, Lotty Spurrell and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Cypher's Henches

    Flosscars Nominations

    Best Bad Guy/VillainEmma New (St Hildas) for Dr Lou Cypher
    Best Double Act/CoupleTzveta Pokrovska (Queen's) and Tom Wade for Jack and Cat
    Best DirectorPerry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
    Best WriterTom Perkins (New)
    The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious AccentRory Morrison (Mansfield) for Capitaine of the RMS Proportions
    Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) for Olaf Slatstafflongest
    Best Impersonation of an AnimalPhil Scott (Oxon) for his Bat disguise
    Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for Polar Bear
    Cassie the Tiger for the Tiger
    Best Special EffectThomas Woolley (St Johns), Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln), Matthew Williams (mansfield) and Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) for flying through the air kung-fu kick
    Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's) for successfully melting/moulting
    The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentTom Perkins (New) for the whole script
    Most Bizarre Stage DirectionTom Perkins (New) for "moulting"
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